***SPOFI LOCKER ROOM INTERVIEW #20*** garfield: "someone should do garfield. however, that someone should a.) not be married or "attached" in any way for at least 60 days, b.) be physically attractive, c.) have no hang-ups when it comes to food, d.) dig funky choons, and e.) know how to work it, work it." Sorry, I am none of the above. But I'm going to interview you anyway, garfield.