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Ufez Jones
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Name: U. Jones
Location: Dallas
ZIP: 75223
Gender: disgruntled goat, MFFL
Member since: February 04, 2002
Last visit: November 06, 2009

Ufez Jones has posted 275 links and 1557 comments to SportsFilter and 27 links and 690 comments to the Locker Room and 1 column.

Sports Bio


Jerry Jones is an evil, evil man.

Game Log, 2007

January 16 - Mavericks 109 : Rockets 96
January 30 - Mavericks 122 : Sonics 102
February 22 - Mavericks 112 : Heat 100
March 18 - Stars 5 : Coyotes 4 (OT)
April 9 - Mavericks 96 : Clippers 86
April 25 - Mavericks 112 : Warriors 99

Game Log, 2006

January 3 - Mavericks 95 : Trail Blazers 81
January 6 - Stars 4 : Ducks 3 (SO)
January 31 - Mavericks 98 : Bulls 94
February 13 - Mavericks 100 : Knicks 72
February 15 - Mavericks 103 : Wizards 97
February 23 - Mavericks 97 : Grizzlies 87
March 14 - Mavericks 91 : Cavaliers 87
April 3 - Rangers 3 : Red Sox 7 (Opening Day!)
April 23 - Mavericks 103 : Grizzlies 93
May 15 - Mavericks 123 : Spurs 118 (OT)
May 24 - Mavericks 118 : Suns 121
June 1 - Mavericks 117 : Suns 101
June 11 - Mavericks 99 : Heat 85
July 7 - Rangers 9 : Twins 4
August 11 - Rangers 14 : Mariners 7
October 12 - Mavericks 90 : Kings 111 (pre-season)
November 2 - Mavericks 91 : Spurs 97 (Opening Night)
November 19 - Cowboys 21 : Colts 14
November 29 - Mavericks 117 : Raptors 98
December 9 - Mavericks 105 : Nuggets 90
December 13 - Mavericks 110 : Lakers 101

Game Log, 2005

February 1 - Mavericks 109 : Heat 104
February 8 - Mavericks 100 : Bulls 107
February 24 - Mavericks 122 : Kings 113
April 2 - FC Dallas 2 : Chicago Fire 1
April 14 - Rangers 1 : Blue Jays 2
April 19 - Rangers 3 : A's 0
April 19 - Mavericks 101: Supersonics 96
May 10 - Rangers 5 : Tigers 4
May 22 - Rangers 2 : Astros 0
July 24 - Rangers 3 : A's 8
August 24 - Rangers 8 : Mariners 1
September 16 - Rangers 5 : Mariners 3
October 26 - Stars 4 : Sharks 5 (OT)
October 27 - Mavericks 103 : Pistons 97 (preseason)
November 5 - Mavericks 103 : Spurs 84 (Dallas home opener!)
November 12 - NOK Hornets 103 : Mavericks 109 (At the Ford Center in OKC)
November 18 - Mavericks 87 : Hawks 78
December 12 - Mavericks 106 : Lakers 109
December 14 - Mavericks 102 : Suns 96

Game Log, 2004*

January 7 - Mavericks 105 : Warriors 99
January 22 - Mavericks 106 : Lakers 87
April 27 - Mavericks 94 : Kings 96
June 12 - Rangers 7 : Cardinals 2
June 26 - Burn 1 : United 1
August 11 - Rangers 2 : Yankees 4
August 23 - Rangers 4 : Twins 7
September 9 - Rangers 3 : White Sox 7
October 16 - Burn 2 : Earthquakes 2
October 17 - Cowboys 20 : Steelers 24
October 19 - Mavericks 105 : Bucks 107 (pre-season)
November 16 - Mavericks 101 : Suns 107
November 30 - Mavericks 89 : Spurs 107
December 9 - Mavericks 102 : Sonics 107

*Probably incomplete. I'm just counting games from which I can find the ticketstub

Recent Links

Eating the Dinosaur: Chuck Klosterman breaks down (American) football.

posted by Ufez Jones to football at 09:57 PM on October 20 - 6 comments

Did anyone else get a ton of 'sportsfilter' spam last night?: I got 25+ e-mails from a website called http://grou.ps that claimed to have a Sportsfilter-related group and encouraging me to "increase my activity rank". This is to the e-mail addy I have listed in my profile here. No biggie, I can just delete 'em, I was just curious if anyone else here was getting them too.

posted by Ufez Jones to bugs at 07:52 AM on July 23 - 28 comments

Cuban Lefthander Aroldis Chapman Defects: Aroldis Chapman, perhaps the "best left-handed pitching prospect in the world" has left the Cuban National Team hotel in the Netherlands."I walked out easily, right through the hotel door, and I hopped into a car and left," Chapman told cubaencuentro.com. "It was easy. Now the plan is to sign with a major league team." Chapman is 21 years old and has a fastball that has been clocked at 102 mph.

posted by Ufez Jones to baseball at 01:25 PM on July 02 - 3 comments

The San Antonio Spurs send three players to Milwaukee, get Richard Jefferson in return.: The Bucks receive Bruce Bowen, Fabricio Oberto, and Kurt Thomas, all of whom are entering the final year of their contracts.

posted by Ufez Jones to basketball at 03:43 PM on June 23 - 11 comments

Recent Comments

NFL's Dirtiest Player: Hines Ward

people just think I'm biased.

Amen tahoe ...The big problem is 99.9% of them

Yeah, I hate when people stereotype me while I'm busy stereotyping them too.

posted by Ufez Jones at 07:54 PM on November 05

SportsFilter: The Thursday Huddle

Fun fact: Fans of the team have more unique ways to say "Fuck the Rangers" than Inuits do for "snow".

posted by Ufez Jones at 01:06 PM on November 05

Should SportsFilter Think of the Children?

You can throw me in the "of course not, don't be silly" group, but I'm kind of an asshole and don't much care for children.

posted by Ufez Jones at 12:53 PM on November 05

Suspension ends season for Oklahoma State's Dez Bryant

I doubt Dez and Michael Trabtree are the only ones, so apparently a few young athletes, cixelsyd.

posted by Ufez Jones at 05:56 PM on October 29

Suspension ends season for Oklahoma State's Dez Bryant

I think the athletes that have gotten away with much worse (did that Reggie Bush house situation ever get resolved?) have a much larger impact on the shady dealings of College Sports than an overzealous punishment for a quasi-mistake about nothing, really.

The only real effects I can see this having are ending Bryant's college career (not to mention hurting OSU's chance at beating Texas this Saturday) and hurting Deion's reputation.

posted by Ufez Jones at 02:56 PM on October 29

Suspension ends season for Oklahoma State's Dez Bryant

It's probably going to be the end of Dez's college career. Okie State QB Zac Robinson is a senior and has (to the best of my knowledge) no heir apparent. I can't see Bryant wanting to return to Stillwater to help break in a new QB.

Hopefully Dez will get the last laugh on the foolhardy folks at the NCAA and go on to have the great professional career he seems capable of.

posted by Ufez Jones at 02:26 PM on October 29

Tim McCarver Sings

It can't possibly be any worse than Bob Dylan's new Christmas album.

posted by Ufez Jones at 01:10 PM on October 29

ESPN's Steve Phillips caught in affair with 22-year-old production assistant

I appreciate the concern, rogers, but I'll humbly suggest that it's those poor nubile graduates that are the deprived victims here, not me.

posted by Ufez Jones at 05:44 PM on October 21

ESPN's Steve Phillips caught in affair with 22-year-old production assistant

cjets - the part I find objectionable is the implication that the situation and people involved are more deplorable because she's unattractive, or that Phillips wouldn't be as much of a shitheel if he'd been sleeping with a hot 22-year-old coworker. Her physical attributes have *nothing* to do with the story, other than cheap laughs.

Atheist & dusted - I don't want to derail this further, so I'll just play the "it aint evil, just a personal preference" card and leave it at that.

posted by Ufez Jones at 05:29 PM on October 21

ESPN's Steve Phillips caught in affair with 22-year-old production assistant

Man. I'm 30, single, and not a public figure and I'd feel lecherous sleeping with a 22 year old. Phillips obviously needs to grow the hell up.

I wonder how many keyboard comedians would feel comfortable posting pictures of everyone they've slept with for the internet to judge?

posted by Ufez Jones at 02:59 PM on October 21

SportsFilter: The Monday Huddle

Perhaps the dispenser contained more nude pics that Reed took with his phone to send to random girls at a bar?

posted by Ufez Jones at 11:41 AM on October 19

Dodgers owner Frank McCourt and his wife Jamie, the team's chief executive, have separated

I'd heard Padilla was a divisive character in the clubhouse, but if he can get all the way to the top of an organization in this short of time, his powers must be far greater than feared.

posted by Ufez Jones at 12:26 PM on October 15

Louisville Sets Sights on Gruden for Possible Opening

There will likely be a half dozen NFL coaching gigs open by the end of the season. If Gruden would like to end his overly positive stint discussing rainbows and kittens four hours a week and return to the sidelines, I should think he'd be able to land one.

posted by Ufez Jones at 10:12 AM on October 15

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

Paris Hilton

My bad. Same product, different packaging.

posted by Ufez Jones at 04:05 PM on October 13

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

Didn't Simpson do a fairly suggestive Carl's Jr commercial a few years back? Or am I getting my starlets mixed up?

Regardless, the Cowboys are supplying plenty of fodder on their own this season for humor. Resorting to poking fun at the QB's ex seems pretty damned lazy.

posted by Ufez Jones at 01:19 PM on October 13