| Name: | U. Jones |
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| Location: | Dallas |
| ZIP: | 75223 |
| Gender: | disgruntled goat, MFFL |
| Member since: | February 04, 2002 |
| Last visit: | November 06, 2009 |
Ufez Jones has posted 275 links and 1557 comments to SportsFilter and 27 links and 690 comments to the Locker Room and 1 column.
Eating the Dinosaur: Chuck Klosterman breaks down (American) football.
posted by Ufez Jones to football at 09:57 PM on October 20 - 6 comments
Did anyone else get a ton of 'sportsfilter' spam last night?: I got 25+ e-mails from a website called http://grou.ps that claimed to have a Sportsfilter-related group and encouraging me to "increase my activity rank". This is to the e-mail addy I have listed in my profile here. No biggie, I can just delete 'em, I was just curious if anyone else here was getting them too.
posted by Ufez Jones to bugs at 07:52 AM on July 23 - 28 comments
Ask SpoFi: Lesser known sports podcast recommendations?: More inside.
posted by Ufez Jones to navel gazing at 11:51 PM on July 08 - 4 comments
Cuban Lefthander Aroldis Chapman Defects: Aroldis Chapman, perhaps the "best left-handed pitching prospect in the world" has left the Cuban National Team hotel in the Netherlands."I walked out easily, right through the hotel door, and I hopped into a car and left," Chapman told cubaencuentro.com. "It was easy. Now the plan is to sign with a major league team." Chapman is 21 years old and has a fastball that has been clocked at 102 mph.
posted by Ufez Jones to baseball at 01:25 PM on July 02 - 3 comments
The San Antonio Spurs send three players to Milwaukee, get Richard Jefferson in return.: The Bucks receive Bruce Bowen, Fabricio Oberto, and Kurt Thomas, all of whom are entering the final year of their contracts.
posted by Ufez Jones to basketball at 03:43 PM on June 23 - 11 comments
Fun fact: Fans of the team have more unique ways to say "Fuck the Rangers" than Inuits do for "snow".
posted by Ufez Jones at 01:06 PM on November 05
You can throw me in the "of course not, don't be silly" group, but I'm kind of an asshole and don't much care for children.
posted by Ufez Jones at 12:53 PM on November 05
I doubt Dez and Michael Trabtree are the only ones, so apparently a few young athletes, cixelsyd.
posted by Ufez Jones at 05:56 PM on October 29
I think the athletes that have gotten away with much worse (did that Reggie Bush house situation ever get resolved?) have a much larger impact on the shady dealings of College Sports than an overzealous punishment for a quasi-mistake about nothing, really.
The only real effects I can see this having are ending Bryant's college career (not to mention hurting OSU's chance at beating Texas this Saturday) and hurting Deion's reputation.
posted by Ufez Jones at 02:56 PM on October 29
It's probably going to be the end of Dez's college career. Okie State QB Zac Robinson is a senior and has (to the best of my knowledge) no heir apparent. I can't see Bryant wanting to return to Stillwater to help break in a new QB.
Hopefully Dez will get the last laugh on the foolhardy folks at the NCAA and go on to have the great professional career he seems capable of.
posted by Ufez Jones at 02:26 PM on October 29
It can't possibly be any worse than Bob Dylan's new Christmas album.
posted by Ufez Jones at 01:10 PM on October 29
I appreciate the concern, rogers, but I'll humbly suggest that it's those poor nubile graduates that are the deprived victims here, not me.
posted by Ufez Jones at 05:44 PM on October 21
cjets - the part I find objectionable is the implication that the situation and people involved are more deplorable because she's unattractive, or that Phillips wouldn't be as much of a shitheel if he'd been sleeping with a hot 22-year-old coworker. Her physical attributes have *nothing* to do with the story, other than cheap laughs.
Atheist & dusted - I don't want to derail this further, so I'll just play the "it aint evil, just a personal preference" card and leave it at that.
posted by Ufez Jones at 05:29 PM on October 21
Man. I'm 30, single, and not a public figure and I'd feel lecherous sleeping with a 22 year old. Phillips obviously needs to grow the hell up.
I wonder how many keyboard comedians would feel comfortable posting pictures of everyone they've slept with for the internet to judge?
posted by Ufez Jones at 02:59 PM on October 21
Perhaps the dispenser contained more nude pics that Reed took with his phone to send to random girls at a bar?
posted by Ufez Jones at 11:41 AM on October 19
I'd heard Padilla was a divisive character in the clubhouse, but if he can get all the way to the top of an organization in this short of time, his powers must be far greater than feared.
posted by Ufez Jones at 12:26 PM on October 15
There will likely be a half dozen NFL coaching gigs open by the end of the season. If Gruden would like to end his overly positive stint discussing rainbows and kittens four hours a week and return to the sidelines, I should think he'd be able to land one.
posted by Ufez Jones at 10:12 AM on October 15
Paris Hilton
My bad. Same product, different packaging.
posted by Ufez Jones at 04:05 PM on October 13
Didn't Simpson do a fairly suggestive Carl's Jr commercial a few years back? Or am I getting my starlets mixed up?
Regardless, the Cowboys are supplying plenty of fodder on their own this season for humor. Resorting to poking fun at the QB's ex seems pretty damned lazy.
posted by Ufez Jones at 01:19 PM on October 13
NFL's Dirtiest Player: Hines Ward
people just think I'm biased.
Amen tahoe ...The big problem is 99.9% of them
Yeah, I hate when people stereotype me while I'm busy stereotyping them too.