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Ufez Jones
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Name: U. Jones
Location: Dallas
ZIP: 75223
Gender: disgruntled goat, MFFL
Member since: February 04, 2002
Last visit: November 20, 2009

Ufez Jones has posted 275 links and 1567 comments to SportsFilter and 27 links and 690 comments to the Locker Room and 1 column.

Sports Bio


Jerry Jones is an evil, evil man.

Game Log, 2007

January 16 - Mavericks 109 : Rockets 96
January 30 - Mavericks 122 : Sonics 102
February 22 - Mavericks 112 : Heat 100
March 18 - Stars 5 : Coyotes 4 (OT)
April 9 - Mavericks 96 : Clippers 86
April 25 - Mavericks 112 : Warriors 99

Game Log, 2006

January 3 - Mavericks 95 : Trail Blazers 81
January 6 - Stars 4 : Ducks 3 (SO)
January 31 - Mavericks 98 : Bulls 94
February 13 - Mavericks 100 : Knicks 72
February 15 - Mavericks 103 : Wizards 97
February 23 - Mavericks 97 : Grizzlies 87
March 14 - Mavericks 91 : Cavaliers 87
April 3 - Rangers 3 : Red Sox 7 (Opening Day!)
April 23 - Mavericks 103 : Grizzlies 93
May 15 - Mavericks 123 : Spurs 118 (OT)
May 24 - Mavericks 118 : Suns 121
June 1 - Mavericks 117 : Suns 101
June 11 - Mavericks 99 : Heat 85
July 7 - Rangers 9 : Twins 4
August 11 - Rangers 14 : Mariners 7
October 12 - Mavericks 90 : Kings 111 (pre-season)
November 2 - Mavericks 91 : Spurs 97 (Opening Night)
November 19 - Cowboys 21 : Colts 14
November 29 - Mavericks 117 : Raptors 98
December 9 - Mavericks 105 : Nuggets 90
December 13 - Mavericks 110 : Lakers 101

Game Log, 2005

February 1 - Mavericks 109 : Heat 104
February 8 - Mavericks 100 : Bulls 107
February 24 - Mavericks 122 : Kings 113
April 2 - FC Dallas 2 : Chicago Fire 1
April 14 - Rangers 1 : Blue Jays 2
April 19 - Rangers 3 : A's 0
April 19 - Mavericks 101: Supersonics 96
May 10 - Rangers 5 : Tigers 4
May 22 - Rangers 2 : Astros 0
July 24 - Rangers 3 : A's 8
August 24 - Rangers 8 : Mariners 1
September 16 - Rangers 5 : Mariners 3
October 26 - Stars 4 : Sharks 5 (OT)
October 27 - Mavericks 103 : Pistons 97 (preseason)
November 5 - Mavericks 103 : Spurs 84 (Dallas home opener!)
November 12 - NOK Hornets 103 : Mavericks 109 (At the Ford Center in OKC)
November 18 - Mavericks 87 : Hawks 78
December 12 - Mavericks 106 : Lakers 109
December 14 - Mavericks 102 : Suns 96

Game Log, 2004*

January 7 - Mavericks 105 : Warriors 99
January 22 - Mavericks 106 : Lakers 87
April 27 - Mavericks 94 : Kings 96
June 12 - Rangers 7 : Cardinals 2
June 26 - Burn 1 : United 1
August 11 - Rangers 2 : Yankees 4
August 23 - Rangers 4 : Twins 7
September 9 - Rangers 3 : White Sox 7
October 16 - Burn 2 : Earthquakes 2
October 17 - Cowboys 20 : Steelers 24
October 19 - Mavericks 105 : Bucks 107 (pre-season)
November 16 - Mavericks 101 : Suns 107
November 30 - Mavericks 89 : Spurs 107
December 9 - Mavericks 102 : Sonics 107

*Probably incomplete. I'm just counting games from which I can find the ticketstub

Recent Links

Eating the Dinosaur: Chuck Klosterman breaks down (American) football.

posted by Ufez Jones to football at 09:57 PM on October 20 - 6 comments

Did anyone else get a ton of 'sportsfilter' spam last night?: I got 25+ e-mails from a website called http://grou.ps that claimed to have a Sportsfilter-related group and encouraging me to "increase my activity rank". This is to the e-mail addy I have listed in my profile here. No biggie, I can just delete 'em, I was just curious if anyone else here was getting them too.

posted by Ufez Jones to bugs at 07:52 AM on July 23 - 28 comments

Cuban Lefthander Aroldis Chapman Defects: Aroldis Chapman, perhaps the "best left-handed pitching prospect in the world" has left the Cuban National Team hotel in the Netherlands."I walked out easily, right through the hotel door, and I hopped into a car and left," Chapman told cubaencuentro.com. "It was easy. Now the plan is to sign with a major league team." Chapman is 21 years old and has a fastball that has been clocked at 102 mph.

posted by Ufez Jones to baseball at 01:25 PM on July 02 - 3 comments

The San Antonio Spurs send three players to Milwaukee, get Richard Jefferson in return.: The Bucks receive Bruce Bowen, Fabricio Oberto, and Kurt Thomas, all of whom are entering the final year of their contracts.

posted by Ufez Jones to basketball at 03:43 PM on June 23 - 11 comments

Recent Comments

SportsFilter: The Friday Huddle

The goddamned Klan are planning a rally at this weekend's LSU/Ole Miss game in protest of Chancellor Dan Jones' decision to remove "From Dixie with Love" from the Ole Miss band's song selection.

posted by Ufez Jones at 02:02 PM on November 20

Entire Wedding Party Wearing Ravens Jerseys

Who cares what people do at their own receptions?

They probably couldn't wait to get it on Youtube.

If they didn't want anyone to care what they did at their reception they wouldn't put it on youtube vimeo.

/obvious

posted by Ufez Jones at 07:30 PM on November 19

Soccer Striker Will Treat Injury with Horse Placenta

Sounds like he'd be a perfect fit for The Three Lions, Howard.

*runs off*

posted by Ufez Jones at 06:16 PM on November 17

Soccer Striker Will Treat Injury with Horse Placenta

Damn. And here I thought my HMO was bad.

posted by Ufez Jones at 04:09 PM on November 17

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

I think Quinn has forgotten the David Carr Rule of Quarterbacking; the amount of time you spend on your lovely hair is directly inverse to quality of on the field performance.

posted by Ufez Jones at 12:22 PM on November 17

The Memphis Grizzlies are looking to sign Jamaal Tinsley

I wonder if he will get in game shape soon enough to help the Grizzlies.

Help them do what, exactly? No disrespect to the franchise, but it's not like they're going to be competing for a playoff spot this year. They have a nice small group of younger players, mostly with Gay, Mayo, and Gasol, but this whole stupid idea of signing the likes of Zach Randolph and Iverson and now Tinsley just makes no sense. It's throwing money away for the sake of throwing money away.

posted by Ufez Jones at 08:18 PM on November 14

New Orleans Hornets Fire Coach Byron Scott

Maybe the promise of signing Avery Johnson this off-season would appease Paul? It would make a lot sense, not the least because Avery is a proud son of New Orleans.

posted by Ufez Jones at 01:05 PM on November 13

Redesigning the Worst NFL Helmet Graphics

I'm no graphic designer, but I've always thought the re-branding of the logo and team colors that the Bucs did was one of the most successful and well-done in all of pro sports. The retouched Bucs helmet looks like something more fitting an arena-league team (or the XFL).

The Wash one isn't bad, though. Pretty interesting take on it.

posted by Ufez Jones at 03:14 PM on November 10

Allen Iverson Leaves Grizzlies

Singlehandedly? You act like Matt Geiger wasn't even there! For shame, rcade. For shame.

posted by Ufez Jones at 02:47 PM on November 10

Allen Iverson Leaves Grizzlies

So God was wrong?

The Memphis deal never made sense on a few different levels. I'd be shocked to see AI have to resort to playing abroad, especially if he's willing to sign a 1-year deal at a less than MLE price.

I'd love to see him back in DC playing for the Wiz. A backcourt of Agent Zero and Iverson would be must watch, both on the court and off.

posted by Ufez Jones at 10:11 AM on November 10

NFL's Dirtiest Player: Hines Ward

people just think I'm biased.

Amen tahoe ...The big problem is 99.9% of them

Yeah, I hate when people stereotype me while I'm busy stereotyping them too.

posted by Ufez Jones at 07:54 PM on November 05

SportsFilter: The Thursday Huddle

Fun fact: Fans of the team have more unique ways to say "Fuck the Rangers" than Inuits do for "snow".

posted by Ufez Jones at 01:06 PM on November 05

Should SportsFilter Think of the Children?

You can throw me in the "of course not, don't be silly" group, but I'm kind of an asshole and don't much care for children.

posted by Ufez Jones at 12:53 PM on November 05

Suspension ends season for Oklahoma State's Dez Bryant

I doubt Dez and Michael Trabtree are the only ones, so apparently a few young athletes, cixelsyd.

posted by Ufez Jones at 05:56 PM on October 29

Suspension ends season for Oklahoma State's Dez Bryant

I think the athletes that have gotten away with much worse (did that Reggie Bush house situation ever get resolved?) have a much larger impact on the shady dealings of College Sports than an overzealous punishment for a quasi-mistake about nothing, really.

The only real effects I can see this having are ending Bryant's college career (not to mention hurting OSU's chance at beating Texas this Saturday) and hurting Deion's reputation.

posted by Ufez Jones at 02:56 PM on October 29