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Name: Jeff Heath
Homepage URL: http://www.peopletalktooloud.com
Location: Chicago, as of August 10th
ZIP Code: 60640
Gender: male
Member since: January 29, 2002
Last visit: October 04, 2007

corpse has posted 36 links and 460 comments to SportsFilter and 41 links and 421 comments to the Locker Room.

Sports Bio


My Favorite Sports Teams, Etc
College Basketball: Duke. There is no greater sport than college basketball.
NBA: Charlotte New Orleans Hornets for now, but Charlotte again when we get a new team. Just don't call them the bankers, Bobcats. RARR. I also follow the Clippers. Other than that I find NBA basketball unfulfilling. I live for the draft though and I always keep track of how former Duke players are doing.
NFL: San Francisco 49ers, Carolina Panthers. I have been a diehard 49ers fan my whole life, but have loved the Panthers ever since they came into the league.
MLB: New York Mets. My first favorite sports team and my first favorite sport. Favorite players through the years were Strawberry, Carter, Gooden, Franco, Olerud, and Alfonzo.
Tennis: Andre Agassi, Michael Chang. Too bad them both seem to be on their way down now.
Hockey: Carolina Hurricanes. I'm not the biggest hockey fan, but I enjoy catching a Canes game every now and then.
Minor Leauge Baseball: Greensboro Bats!
College Football: NC State, East Carolina
Soccer: Arsenal
Golf: Fred Couples, Ernie Els
SportsCenter Anchors, Sports Writers, Commentators: Kenny Mayne, Rich Eisen, Tony Kornheiser, Michael Wilbon, Jeremy Schapp, Ron Jaworski, Dick Vitale, Mel Kiper, Bill Walton, the whole Baseball Tonight Crew, EJ, the Jet and Charles.
Dislikes: The Olympics, Billy Packer, the Yankees, the Braves, Bill Raftery, Bob Costas, Dan Patrick, Max Kellerman, Greenbay Packers, Dallas Cowboys, LA Lakers, Shaq, Dan Bonner, UNC, Maryland, Redwings.
Fondest Sports Memories: '86 World Series, Duke/UNLV '91, Duke/Kentucky '92, Duke/Uconn '90, Duke/UNC '98, Duke/Maryland all four games in '01 season, 49ers/Packers '98 wildcard game, Superbowl XXIII, Superbowl XXIX, Superbowl XXIV, '03 ACC Tourney

Recent Links

Fantasy American Football Apologies if there is already one posted, couldn't find it in the search. Is someone going to start a football league? After taking a couple of years off, fantasy sports are calling me back. I wasn't ready to commit to baseball this year, but football seems to be a good idea. Anyone want to start it? How about trying fleaflicker.com?

posted on July 24, 2006 - Go to the detail view for this result

Masters of the Mic SI.com takes a look at the best broadcasters in the booth. Who are you favorite announcers in the NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, College Football, College Basketball, Tennis, Golf, and everything else

posted on July 26, 2004 - Go to the detail view for this result

SpoFi Fantasy Baseball League Update Sportsline edition. The leader for the fourth week in a row is jerseygirl! But only by a mere 1.5 points. [Complete standings inside]

posted on July 16, 2004 - Go to the detail view for this result

SpoFi Fantasy Baseball League Update Sportsline edition. The leader for the second week in a row is jerseygirl! She's totally ruining my attempt to dominate both leagues. I will prevail though. [Complete standings inside]

posted on July 02, 2004 - Go to the detail view for this result

SpoFi Fantasy Baseball League Update, Sportsline edition. Last weeks's leader jbou falls to third so our new leader is jerseygirl for week 13. I'm still stuck in the middle. [Complete standings inside]

posted on June 25, 2004 - Go to the detail view for this result

Recent Comments

Technical foul called on referee Did an NBA referee bet on games, and make calls affecting the point spreads of those games he worked? The FBI is checking on this one.

posted by NerfballPro at 10:30 AM on July 20

Who was it? Crawford? Bavetta?

Comment icon posted at 11:55 AM on July 20

ACC admits to 'timing error' in final seconds in Duke win over Clemson. Using the video supplied by ESPN on the page, it is clear that the winning basket would not have been made in time, and the game should have gone into overtime. Everyone always complains how the referees 'play favorites' for Duke...this is an example.

posted by BigTallChris at 06:43 PM on January 26

It was a big mistake, but it didn't determine the outcome of the game. The three shouldn't have even counted since the clock started, and there shouldn't have been that much time put on the clock. Take off you tin foil hats.

Comment icon posted at 08:57 PM on January 26

Once again, Jeffrey Loria the Major League Baseball franchise killer is up to his old tricks. Death of the Marlins?

posted by Ufez Jones at 12:01 AM on September 14

Yeah, I never see what the big deal is. They've won two world series in the past decade. Say all you want about fire sales, franchise killing, etc, but I don't think Loria is the ass that a lot of people make him out to be.

Comment icon posted at 06:54 AM on September 14

SI's MLB Fan Value Index. Like the piece says - let the arguments begin.

posted by Ufez Jones at 05:53 PM on September 13

I went to my first White Sox game this year. I know people are all happy they won the world series, and they don't want anyone to forget that. In fact, they say it about 3743242390489023 times before the game starts. Yes, we know, get on with the game. Also, the seats in the upper deck were so steep, I had vertigo the whole game. I'm not a fan, so I doubt I go back. However tonight, I'm going to go sit in the drizzling rain to watch the cubs lose to the dodgers. Now that's fan appeal.

Comment icon posted at 06:53 PM on September 13

Fantasy American Football Apologies if there is already one posted, couldn't find it in the search. Is someone going to start a football league? After taking a couple of years off, fantasy sports are calling me back. I wasn't ready to commit to baseball this year, but football seems to be a good idea. Anyone want to start it? How about trying fleaflicker.com?

posted by corpse at 07:09 AM on July 24

works for me! disregard all of the above.

Comment icon posted at 08:42 AM on July 24

Big Ben the newest Chicago Bull? He wasn't happy with the Pistons initial offer. So Wallace will sign with the Bulls for $52 Mill over 4 years. True Hoop has a good recap of how the story could develop. Still waiting for reaction from Blog-a-Bull.

posted by lilnemo at 07:57 PM on July 04

Lose offense production from their previous center/pf? There wasn't much there to begin with.

Comment icon posted at 11:22 PM on July 04

Mavs win! Mavs win! Or at least, that's DaveSez's ironclad prediction, based on... the number of ACC alums on each team. Fun little analysis, if perhaps a little skewed by a certain UNC guy.

posted by tieguy at 07:25 AM on June 08

Mavs sweep.

Comment icon posted at 02:31 PM on June 08

A Timeout To Kill The insidious clock-stopping menace that's destroying the NBA.

Fans who slept through Monday night's Mavericks-Spurs game will wake up to read that Dallas pulled off a "thrilling" victory in a series that was "as good as basketball gets." I'll give it to you straight, sleepyheads: Reading about it was a lot more fun than watching it.

posted by justgary at 01:39 AM on May 25

I'm with Bill Simmons in that coaches hoarding these timeouts merely to advance the ball up the court is stupid. Just because you saved a timeout you don't have to bring the ball up? The other team should have a chance to force the issue. A timeout should merely be a TIMEOUT, a stoppage of play. There should be no advantage gain from it.

Comment icon posted at 07:03 AM on May 25

New sheriff in town. Two OT's. Five games decided by five points or less. Two games decided by one point. Mavericks win the series. One for the ages.

posted by Ufez Jones at 10:26 PM on May 23

Tim Duncan never commits a foul.

Comment icon posted at 07:01 AM on May 23

White Sox and Cubs brawl. Cubs manager Dusty Baker has no problem with Pierzynski, but Rich Hill does, calling the collision "gutless" and "pathetic". White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen's response?

"Tell that Triple-A [bleep] to shut the [bleep] up. Tell him to start throwing some strikes or he's going to get Dusty fired."

Any questions?

posted by justgary at 12:32 AM on May 21

It's all sissyfied.I dont expect anything less from a team that's touted as winners all the time, with loser fans and bad management to pull what they did. Uh yeah, I take offense to this. Really classy to assume that all cub's fans are losers. We have our own share of losers, but no more than any other team. I do see the cubs touted as winners either, except for the brief anamoly in 2003, which ultimately ended up as a great act of losing.

Comment icon posted at 01:11 PM on May 21

Memphis's Dire Situation As a reward for beating the Los Angles Clippers out for the 5th seed, the Memphis Grizzlies get the pleasure of playing the Dallas Mavericks in the FIRST ROUND of the NBA playoffs...while the Clippers will HOST the Denver Nuggets at the same time...

posted by chemwizBsquared at 11:57 PM on April 19

I like it, it's like a sacrafice bunt in baseball. Adds an extra level of strategy.

Comment icon posted at 07:07 AM on April 19

Keyshawn to Panthers Keyshawn Johnson is going to the Panthers in a $19 million deal with a $5 million signing bonus he negotiated personally. This should be good to see Steve Smith fight for the 1 spot.

posted by kyjac1 at 04:13 PM on March 24

The panthers need a running back. They can't rely on Foster again all season.

Comment icon posted at 04:58 PM on March 24

Oral Roberts University's odds of winning the NCAA men's hoops tourney are five sextillion to one. So they have that going for them. Which is nice.

posted by mr_crash_davis at 11:27 AM on March 14

I'd bet a dollar or two.

Comment icon posted at 11:38 AM on March 14

Longtime Temple coach Chaney retires Great career but he had a temper too.

posted by dbt302 at 02:37 PM on March 13

He should have been fired last year.

Comment icon posted at 03:07 PM on March 13

To Hate Like This is to Be Happy Forever Slate reviews Will Blythe's book about the most heated rivalry in college basketball. Excerpts: one, two, three, four, five; audio interview.

If you can't get enough of the Duke-UNC rivalry, ESPN is launching ESPNU Full Circle: North Carolina at Duke, where every one of ESPN's collection of multimedia platforms will have programming about tomorrow night's game.

posted by kirkaracha at 02:38 PM on March 03

Oh my, for the first time in my lifetime of watching Duke/Carolina games, I think I'm finally sick of the hype that espn is giving it this year.

Comment icon posted at 03:04 PM on March 03