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Samsonov14
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Name: Alan Linquist
Location: Fort Bragg, NC
ZIP Code: 28310
Gender: How come people keep asking me that?
Member since: February 07, 2002
Last visit: August 08, 2008

Samsonov14 has posted 57 links and 1053 comments to SportsFilter and 15 links and 452 comments to the Locker Room.

Sports Bio

If you ever hear that Jeremy Jacobs was stabbed by a 5'6" caucasian, there's a good chance it was me.

Recent Links

Spofiswap 2 - Son of Spofiswap Another Sportsfilter Music Swap? Why yes, let's! Details can be found here, but it's pretty much the same as last year: You make a few copies of one mix CD that you create, send them out to four people, and get four new mix CDs in return. It's like a pyramid scheme, only more rectangular, or some such. Maybe it's a straight line? Whatever. I suck at math and geometry. You get the point. You send four CDs, you get four CDs. The deadlines we set for the swap are a bit optimistic, and the number of groups and people per group can always change a little, but we hope to keep the changes from last year to a minimum. Goddam already has some awesome ideas for this year's team names and logos, so this should be lots of fun. Again. Follow the instructions on the site linked to above if you're interested. Hope to hear from you soon.P.S. "Spofiwap 2 - Electric Boogaloo" was too obvious.

posted on November 20, 2007 - Go to the detail view for this result

Prelude to a faces punching Did you get your music? I got most of mine. It has come to my attention, however, that some people have yet to send their CDs out. Know this: the guy that I know who will punch you in your faces has been working on a new move - one where he punches you with both fists at the same time! So who owes you music? Call 'em out, because nothing humbles internet nerds more than other internet nerds talking smack about them in an unfrequented corner of a moderately popular sportsblog. Also so I know where to send Tommy Two-fists.

posted on January 28, 2007 - Go to the detail view for this result

Sportsfilter CD swap Break out your gramophone and your soundscriber and put that needle to the autoclave or whatever, because we are exchanging music: Pony Express style. Go to this place for details.

posted on December 16, 2006 - Go to the detail view for this result

No one ever talks about the assistant coaches. A head coach is always important, but what about the support staff? For every great coach, there is a Defensive Coordinator, a Goaltending Consultant, or a Pitching Coach who goes largely unrecognized. Here's a list of the top 10 second fiddles in sports.

posted on August 21, 2006 - Go to the detail view for this result

National Geographic article about a beautiful game.

posted on May 31, 2006 - Go to the detail view for this result

Recent Comments

Petrino quits Falcons to take Arkansas job With the season gone to the dogs, Bobby Petrino leaves Atlanta to become head coach of the hogs of Arkansas, quitting just 13 games into a 5 year contract.

posted by tommytrump at 06:06 PM on December 14

One of the biggest things you look for as a recruiter is the past history of a potential employee. Petrino jumping ship is a huge red flag. You wouldn't hire him - character is important.

Comment icon posted at 01:42 AM on December 14

Spofiswap 2 - Son of Spofiswap Another Sportsfilter Music Swap? Why yes, let's!

Details can be found here, but it's pretty much the same as last year: You make a few copies of one mix CD that you create, send them out to four people, and get four new mix CDs in return. It's like a pyramid scheme, only more rectangular, or some such. Maybe it's a straight line? Whatever. I suck at math and geometry. You get the point. You send four CDs, you get four CDs.

The deadlines we set for the swap are a bit optimistic, and the number of groups and people per group can always change a little, but we hope to keep the changes from last year to a minimum. Goddam already has some awesome ideas for this year's team names and logos, so this should be lots of fun. Again.

Follow the instructions on the site linked to above if you're interested. Hope to hear from you soon.

P.S. "Spofiwap 2 - Electric Boogaloo" was too obvious.

posted by Samsonov14 at 05:48 PM on December 14

I had eye surgery some time ago, and it's been a rough go at it. I now have 20/20 in my right eye and 20/-2.5 in my left. So I can read street signs and stuff if I close my left eye, but when I close my right eye I can see the horrible, inevitable future. The future is this: four more people will sign up for the Spofiswap. Do it, you four. P.S. - yerfatma, your next visit to the Cask and Flagon will be your last.

Comment icon posted at 01:17 AM on December 14

The count is up to four.
Stop me if you've heard this one before: A Philadelphia Flyer has been suspended by the league this season for an illegal hit that injured an opposing player.

posted by grum@work at 05:49 PM on November 27

I'm a huge Boston homer, so my opinion should be taken with a grain of salt, I guess. Having said that, I watched that hit many, many times, and still: Two games? Really? I tried to be nice about the Jones hit on Bergeron, because maybe it was an honest mistake. We're at the point now where there's no excuse for any more cheap-shots. It would be one hell of a coincidence if once in every five games or so one of the Flyers just happens to take liberties with an opposing team's player by accident. It would be one thing if they were the Broad Street Bullies of yesteryear, but they aren't beating opponents with their fists, they're blindsiding them. That's not tough. It's cowardly.

Comment icon posted at 08:48 PM on November 27

Spofiswap 2 - Son of Spofiswap Another Sportsfilter Music Swap? Why yes, let's!

Details can be found here, but it's pretty much the same as last year: You make a few copies of one mix CD that you create, send them out to four people, and get four new mix CDs in return. It's like a pyramid scheme, only more rectangular, or some such. Maybe it's a straight line? Whatever. I suck at math and geometry. You get the point. You send four CDs, you get four CDs.

The deadlines we set for the swap are a bit optimistic, and the number of groups and people per group can always change a little, but we hope to keep the changes from last year to a minimum. Goddam already has some awesome ideas for this year's team names and logos, so this should be lots of fun. Again.

Follow the instructions on the site linked to above if you're interested. Hope to hear from you soon.

P.S. "Spofiwap 2 - Electric Boogaloo" was too obvious.

posted by Samsonov14 at 05:48 PM on November 20

Dammit. Spofiswap 3 - This Time it's Personal.

Comment icon posted at 06:51 PM on November 20

Presented without comment, SummersEve's goodbye message. I'm interested to hear others' opinions on the final sentence.

posted by yerfatma at 12:06 PM on November 12

Something very important has been missed in the Flyers thread: Samsonov14 is back! How are you, mate? When SummersEve and Crafty got sick of Spofi, they vented their spleens in grouchy comments and left in a huff - which is okay if you like to do things in a half-assed, weenie sort of way. Me, when a website starts to get on my nerves, I just sack up and do what any other tough guy would do - silently walk away from the computer and JOIN THE GODDAMNED ARMY. Beat that with your whining on the internet. Anyway, now that I have regular access to the internet and some time to use it, I'm a regular visitor to Spofi again. It's still one of the best websites out there. We all knew that as Spofi got bigger the signal to noise ratio would get a little silly, and it has. Lots of new visitors act like jerks, older members drop out, and some of the new jerks in time become older members. I'm totally holding a baby lion up in the air right now. It's like it's always been, there's just more of it these days. We've been through this whole "so-and-so" leaving the site thing before, and while I think it's close to pointless, I do enjoy the discussion. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to DEFENDING YOUR FREEDOM.

Comment icon posted at 01:21 AM on November 12

Martina Hingis reveals she tested positive for cocaine at Wimbledon, announces retirement immediately thereafter. Is there any possible reason why she'd retire immediately after this announcement hit the news? I'm just trying to give her the benefit of the doubt, I guess... whether or not it's warranted at this point.

posted by evixir at 01:27 PM on November 01

I'm amazed that she failed a urine test for cocaine. That shit is out of your system in five days, max - and definitely sooner if you have an athlete's metabolism. Either she got screwed by the testers (has that ever really happened?) or she's a huge idiot for doing coke just before a big tournament. Anyone know how often those tests come up with false positives?

Comment icon posted at 02:01 PM on November 01

Bruins' Patrice Bergeron Leaves Game on Stretcher In tonight's game, the Boston forward was knocked out after being driven from behind into the glass by Philadelphia Flyers defenseman Randy Jones. "Patrice has regained consciousness and has been taken to Massachusetts General Hospital," said team physician Dr. Bertram Zarins. (See the video)

posted by rcade at 08:39 PM on October 28

Jones has no history of being a douche. As far as I know, he DID A THING THAT IS AWFUL and MADE A BIG MISTAKE. Bummer for everyone involved. He should have seen the numbers on Bergy's jersey.

Comment icon posted at 02:28 AM on October 28

Bruins' Patrice Bergeron Leaves Game on Stretcher In tonight's game, the Boston forward was knocked out after being driven from behind into the glass by Philadelphia Flyers defenseman Randy Jones. "Patrice has regained consciousness and has been taken to Massachusetts General Hospital," said team physician Dr. Bertram Zarins. (See the video)

posted by rcade at 08:39 PM on October 28

I want to be pissed at Jones. Or maybe I want to be pissed at the Flyers as a team, because this is the third time this year they've done something like this (see Downie, Boulerice). But mostly I hope Patrice is okay. He's a tough person, and I bet we'll see him on the ice again soon.

Comment icon posted at 01:52 AM on October 28

*Feature Request* - Blog recommendations. Would it be too much trouble to ask my fellow SpoFites to recommend blogs (or columnists) that give good insight (or discussion) on their favorite teams or sports?

posted by lilnemo at 12:42 PM on September 15

Some dickbag who posts at spofi writes a very good Maple Leafs blog.

Comment icon posted at 11:18 PM on September 15

Sticking it to Sidney It's tough to take Montreal's complaints about Sid the Kid's diving seriously when lunkhead Aaron Downey's delivering the message. By sportsfilter's own wfrazerjr.

posted by justgary at 02:14 PM on February 07

I have met MrFrisby in real life. While I can't verify his entire story, I can say with 100% certainty that he has been high-sticked, and also that he is not pretty. And also that even though he is ugly, he still makes a good point.

Comment icon posted at 03:25 PM on February 07

Victory Declared in Wargames.Com UDRP Battle I just heard that MGM Studios doesn't get to take Wargames.Com away from me. Should a person who owns Wargames.Com be crying? 'Cause when I got the news I bawled like Tony Romo watching the end of Brian's Song while tweezing out nose hairs.

posted by rcade at 07:20 PM on February 07

Rcade, you should tell them that you'll give it to them if they give you a pope hat.

Comment icon posted at 03:10 PM on February 07

Conan O'Brien beats Serena Williams in (Wii) tennis match. (Youtube). Cute. Happy Friday.

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:17 PM on February 03

mdavidsf, I have never seen someone use an exclamation point quite as liberally as you do. You certainly are enthusiastic, I'll give you that.

Comment icon posted at 08:16 PM on February 03

Are You Bidding Me? The search for the perfect wife is now over. She has been found.

posted by danjel at 10:40 PM on February 01

When I look for advice about this and that, I always consult a woman who is almost nine months pregnant.

Comment icon posted at 07:09 AM on February 01

Champions League on ice? Well, it may not be quite as illustrious as the futbol version, but International Ice Hockey Federation (IIHF) president Rene Fasel proposes a club championship game between the Stanley Cup winner and the European Champions Cup winner. Should the game get played, I'm guessing that the trustees will deny any challenge for the Cup. [via MrFrisby in the spofi campfire]

posted by goddam at 09:18 PM on January 28

I think you guys would be surprised at how good some of the European teams are. Ak-Bars Kazan and Moscow Dynamo from the Russian Elite league could beat many NHL teams on any given day, and Jokerit in Finland and MODO in Sweden are perennially great teams as well. A lot of very skilled hockey players stay in their home country because they can get paid almost as much at home as they can in the NHL, with the added benefit of not having to learn a new language. The Russian Elite League, although it is rumored to be fantastically corrupt, pays salaries nearly comparable to NHL cash.

Comment icon posted at 08:55 PM on January 28

Blake has the Penguins Spear-ited Jason Blake seems to spear Sidney Crosby in the belly (Melrose video) but Crosby ends up in the box.

posted by SummersEve at 06:19 AM on January 19

Dustin McArthur used to run a hockey fight camp for kids. Something about that seems very, very wrong.

Comment icon posted at 02:39 PM on January 19