Well i like Bowyer and Woodgate and Kewell and Viduka and Robinson and Milner... It was O'Reilly that i hated last year...what an Arsene Wenger wannabe!
I have to admit that I've kind of cheated you. I didn't accept any of the impassioned pleas that I said I would and though my heart goes out to the likes of Wimbledon AFC, Sunderland and West Ham, I'm not up for the pain of it all. Likewise, I don't want to be a total bandwagon fool, so I pretty much determined that Arsenal and Newcastle were off the list. And you can toss Manchester United in there as well, for the same reason and plenty more. Liverpool has enough fans around here and while WC2002's post was probably the closest to what I was looking for, the idea of agreeing with Star Fucker all of the time turned me off a bit. (Don't feel too bad about that Fucker, you can throw down the gauntlet on my ignorant ass soon enough.) Aston Villa wasn't an option. Fat Buddha hates them more than any other and I don't want to be on Buddha's bad side. Plus, as I recall he once made an attempt to learn more about baseball and that seemed a lot like what I'm doing here. Chelsea's a girl's name, so they had no hope from the start. Leeds, from all I can gather, may not be around much longer. Plus, that Ridsdale chap sounds about as pleasant as hemorrhoids. Tottenham was an interesting option, what with their nickname and all, but for anyone over the age of six that seems like a cheap way to do things. Maybe Yerfatma can find a reason to take them on since I know he's looking as well. Manchester City has the unfortunate distinction of being labeled as Man City in tables all over the place and if I ever end up in a place called Man City, I'm dashing for the highway as soon as possible. The Rovers nearly pulled it out. I know their goalie and half of their front line players, but alas it was not to be. So without further time-wasting and before I ruin the suspense by listing all of the clubs I'm not rooting for, I humbly announce the full weight of my support behind Everton FC. Frankly, I don't know where this came from, but that fact alone makes it seem even more right to me. And the more and more I looked into it, the more proper it seemed. They're on a hot streak, but were lousy enough, recently enough that I won't feel too bad for jumping on the train. They're chasing a Champions League birth and that would be a great way for me to start. Still, somehow their own budget woes make them an underdog of sorts. And don't worry Fucker, I know some of their players even if it's by name and not much more. I've seen and remember Said, Radzinski, Watson and Weir among others. McBride's a natural draw for me, being that I'm from this side of the pond (and a better choice than Joe Max Moore if I do say so myself). Even without all that, the prospects of following Wayne Rooney's rise over the next few years would likely be plenty. And then there was the last discovery, the nail in the coffin if you will The singing of "You're being sold in the morning" just last week to Leeds stars at the end of the mighty Everton's 2-0 win over those poor saps. I don't know if it's a common tune, but no matter, it's just spiteful enough to make me happy to join their ranks. Thanks for your help! In all honesty it's been a fun ride the last two days. And regardless of whether we are now mortal enemies or not, I'm happy to be aboard the SportsFilter Football Club.
Fag
Scouse git.
HA! Well, Everton is not a bad choice... Though i wish you took your time choosing, and i don't mean because i wanted you to choose Liverpool or anything. I would have said the same thing if you said Liverpool today. Good Luck, I hope Everton do well. I like Radzinski alot! That fucker is fast! And he's got a great shot!
Holy Jesus, who knew I was gonna have to learn a new language?
You'll get plenty of confusion and a right walloping, since Everton and Liverpool are city neighbors. And using StarFucker for an excuse to not pick Liverpool is not an excuse at all. I hardly ever agree with him on things Liverpool (we fight a lot about Heskey, Murphy and Carragher and Kirkland. But mostly Heskey) but we do suffer together, in our own way. And we shall celebrate together when Liverpool kick Everton's ass all the way back across the park. You were so close, 86, and yet so far.
This may be of some use 86. Have you noticed Moyes looks like a cod?
Another one to our side! Ah, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Wait a minute! 86 was using ME as an excuse not to pick Liverpool!?!? I am confused!
He didn't want to be associated with you Mr Fucker old cock, no rational person would, no offence and all that.
That's right mate. Pick the fecking Nazis
Oi! 86, have a look here. Bleedin 'ell I am beginning to feel like a bloody philanthropist. 
A fish. 
David Moyes.
Thats a very good point, young Squealy, those racism suspicions which have always surrounded the club have never quite gone away have they. I posted years ago on on View from The Tilton that they were also a sectarian club, someone, Monk probabaly, said prove it. I couldn't, despite the best efforts of google. It was interesting though that I found lots of stuff denying it, not many clubs or fans feel the need to deny they are sectarian bastards. I wonder what Colin Powell would make of it. Football, 86, it aint as simple as it looks..class, sectarian and shooting war by other means.
HEy, I posted a while back something about the whole sectarian thing, the Celtic-Liverpool connection, how Liverpool was really started by Celts who'd found their way to England, and they also had a large black population, blah blah. Too lazy to search SpoFi. Somebody else do ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz ... ... snort ... wha ... Moyes is a fish! Hahahahaha.
have a link, scousers.
Oh dear, 86, it looks like you have jinxed the fish.
Whew, yeah, 86, maybe you should, erm, stay with Everton. Yeah, erm, good choice. Yeah.
I think you should root for the Ballers from New York, known as the J-E-T-S, they have a keeper named Pennington, I think he's gonna be a good one.
