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StarFucker
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Name: Johnny Longdick
Gender: Man
Member since: February 20, 2002
Last visit: February 17, 2013

StarFucker has posted 24 links and 1484 comments to SportsFilter and 6 links and 1368 comments to the Locker Room.

Sports Bio

Recent Links

Premier Fanstasy League: How come no one is keeping track of our Football Fantasy League? :( I blame this lack of updates on my poor performance...

posted by StarFucker to fantasy at 01:56 AM on March 13 - 8 comments

Blues boss Bruce ends Butt nightmare: Not really a good FPP, but man...that headline is a winner!

posted by StarFucker to soccer at 11:04 AM on August 03 - 12 comments

LIVERPOOL vs A.C. MILAN!!: Can't believe there isn't a thread about this already... Shevchenko and Hyppia are ready to go! I'm BBQing with friends at the house, we'll be watching it LIVE! I'm FREAKING OUT!!!

posted by StarFucker to soccer at 11:53 AM on May 25 - 25 comments

Poland vs Mexico!!: In an international friendly, Mexico will "host" Poland, April 27th at, you guessed it...Soldier Field in Chicago! With huge populations of both Mexicans and Poles, everyone is already saying its going to be one of the biggest soccer matches in the US. It will sell out for sure. And I'm gonna be there! I just hope there isn't a riot!

posted by StarFucker to soccer at 08:49 PM on March 23 - 27 comments

Recent Comments

The Royal Bank of Scotland moves to force George Gillett and Tom Hicks to sell Liverpool

But they're Americans, aren't they? Did they get loans from US banks, or UK banks?

And how did Glazer do it with Man U?

posted by StarFucker at 10:30 PM on September 09

Usain Bolt Wants to Play Soccer

I hope he tries...it will be some good publicity for soccer in the US.

And please, NO ONE compare someone playing a real sport and then going to be successful at golf, thats just a joke.

posted by StarFucker at 08:53 PM on September 09

The Royal Bank of Scotland moves to force George Gillett and Tom Hicks to sell Liverpool

I don't understand why people who can't afford something, get to keep it?! I mean, RICH people... I certainly can't just go and buy a Mercedes, run it into the ground, smash it in a few accidents, never make payments and then sell it for a profit... WHY CAN THEY DO IT!?

posted by StarFucker at 08:42 PM on September 09

Science Confirms Amazing 1997 Free Kick

While i like that free kick, i don't see why anyone who plays the sport would be that amazed... I can do the same type of kick at any moment. Its just knowing how to kick the ball...

posted by StarFucker at 08:57 PM on September 03

Football or Neutron Bomb?

I like... Also, a sped up version of this with it starting about 1-2 hours before the game would be real cool...

posted by StarFucker at 08:54 PM on September 03

Russian Goalie Can't Stop 70-Meter Shot

Its those god damn fake grass pitches that the russians use... I can't understand why FIFA/UEFA/etc. are allowing this...

posted by StarFucker at 09:30 PM on August 30

Liverpool Keeper Fumbles Ball into Goal

Reina...if it wasn't for that "manager" Benitez he wouldn't be AT Liverpool to begin with. Benitez comes in and takes over a team that Houllier had put together over a number of years and it was THAT team that won the Champion's League in what is one of my favourite games to watch over and over again.

The keeper for that unbelievable game was Jerzy Dudek, who in reality WON the game for Liverpool. Keeping them in the game with an incredible series of saves from Shevchenko in the 2nd half of overtime and then finally in the penalty kicks. Remember the Dudek Dance?

What other jackass would take the winning goalkeeper OUT of the number 1 spot to put in their countryman?! The guy had NO SHAME!

He then went on to completely dismantle the Liverpool that i loved by bringing in Spaniard after Spaniard, replacing the team that won the Champion's League and at the same time NEVER winning another trophy again!

WHY did Liverpool stay with him for so long?! And Reina was NEVER better than Dudek for me...NEVER. Benitez pissed me off so much over all the years he was in charge that i found myself wishing and hoping that Liverpool would LOSE games so that he would finally get fired and leave my team alone. But his mismanagement and overall incompetence was so bad that i now find myself having trouble to cheer for Liverpool again even after he is gone...

posted by StarFucker at 01:31 AM on August 25

The Hooligan Problem and the Football Violence That Just Won't Go Away.

As long as they're fighting with other like minded folks, who cares?

posted by StarFucker at 01:41 AM on August 24

Fantasy Premier League

I was basically, relegated last year but since no one wants to do the 1st and 2nd division format, i'll be back in the Premier League...AGAIN!

posted by StarFucker at 01:08 AM on August 06

Henry Signs for New York Red Bulls

I hope Henry understands that they don't use hands in the MLS...

posted by StarFucker at 07:59 PM on July 18

Octopus Transfer

I think Paul is holding out for an offer from Barcelona...

posted by StarFucker at 07:58 PM on July 18

Spain win the World Cup

I find it hard to believe that someone is actually defending the way Netherlands played and that the REF had something to do with why they lost... Amazing perspective...

posted by StarFucker at 12:22 AM on July 14

Spain win the World Cup

That game actually ruined the total sum of the enjoyment i got out of watching the whole tournament...

posted by StarFucker at 02:56 AM on July 13

Mad Hatter Tries to Dress Up World Cup Trophy

He almost made it, but it looked like he flinched at the last second... Man...he was so close and chickened out after all his planning?!

posted by StarFucker at 02:56 AM on July 13

Jesse Jackson: Gilbert Thinks LeBron Was His Slave

I must be a racist cause i got pissed when my friends went to a party with my black friend last night instead of the poker game with me...

Should i just turn myself in!?

posted by StarFucker at 02:54 AM on July 13