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January 13, 2006

Top Naked People in Sports in 2005: NSFW, but pretty tame except for the ads. [via MetaChat]

posted by kirkaracha to culture at 02:43 PM - 25 comments

I'm bummin'. The curling article is no longer available. I liked the rugby photo, though.

posted by lil_brown_bat at 02:52 PM on January 13

I didn't know they allowed tackling in Cricket?

posted by skydivedad at 03:12 PM on January 13

I have no problems with athletes creaming streaking morons. Unless they're really hot chicks but its never hot chicks, its always some drunk bozo who thinks the world needs to see his schlong for some reason.

posted by fenriq at 03:39 PM on January 13

I have a BIG problem with athletes creaming streakers! That should be done in the privacy of ones home.

posted by willthrill72 at 03:58 PM on January 13

I bet Sophie Sandolo is beating off big mullet, flannel wearing, Ford Ranger driving, LPGA fan with a giant stick.

posted by Turbo at 04:10 PM on January 13

Thanks willthrill72! That made me laugh so hard the boss came to see what was so funny. I hope they don't suspend my net privileges

posted by njsk8r20 at 04:15 PM on January 13

I get disapointed when athletes don't cream streakers.

posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 04:26 PM on January 13

Best link I've seen so far at SportsFilter. You appreciate the article when you get to the ex-female UCLA golfer.

posted by Joe88 at 04:40 PM on January 13

There was a similar link posted a few months ago on SpoFi except it was better. Like top 100 or something. Anyone remember it?

posted by panoptican at 05:41 PM on January 13

This list is woefully incomplete, as it doesn't include me. I feel I qualify on the basis of regularly sitting around naked while eating Cheetos and watching the Golf Channel.

posted by wfrazerjr at 06:45 PM on January 13

What is it with people doing strange things under the influence of cheez doodles?

posted by lil_brown_bat at 06:58 PM on January 13

What is it with people doing strange things under the influence of cheez doodles? posted by lil_brown_bat at 6:58 PM CST on January 13 You should see what skydivedad does with his!

posted by skydivemom at 07:30 PM on January 13

What is it with streaking in mid-winter New Zealand, and during curling matches? Streaking is strictly a summer activity (i.e. should be confined to the cricket). And am I alone in thinking we are hearing WAY too much information on amorous hijinks at the skydive home?

posted by owlhouse at 10:18 PM on January 13

You should see what skydivedad does with his! posted by skydivemom at 7:30 PM CST on January 13 Where is your mind? All he does is eat his cheese doodles. I know your the streaker and you also have cheese doodles but only in the summer - right?

posted by skydivemom at 10:22 PM on January 13

Sorry guys - it's the pain killers talkin' tonight.

posted by skydivemom at 10:35 PM on January 13

I know your the streaker and you also have cheese doodles but only in the summer - right? I was joshing. But I can categorically state, Your Honour, that I have never eaten a cheese doodle. In fact, I'd go so far as to say I don't even know what one looks like. And, as far as I know (rummages through list of indictments), I have never been charged with streaking. Take it easy with the pain, skydivemom - you need to be at your best for the NFL playoffs.

posted by owlhouse at 10:49 PM on January 13

owlhouse Here's a place to order your cheez-doodles. They are an awesome treat and are a amazing aphrodisiac. Much more powerful then spanish fly. Ply your next date with cheez-doodles and you are gauranteed to score, especially if combined with generous quanities of flavored vodka! Women have been known to do some crazy stuff under the influence of cheez-doodles. Sounds like you need a couple cases. :)

posted by skydivedad at 08:50 AM on January 14

Shameful! Now everyone is going to know our secret!

posted by skydivemom at 09:55 AM on January 14

I feel I qualify on the basis of regularly sitting around naked while eating Cheetos and watching the Golf Channel. Hmm thats a scary thought. Hard to visualize! Cheetos huh? Baked for a delicate crunch? or Quick Fried to a crackly crunch??We cheetos fans have to know!

posted by daddisamm at 10:13 AM on January 14

I was at the demo derby in Jackson Hole, saw the whole thing. It happens every year and every year they say they are gonna get more serious. Guess they showed him! Little extreme but hilarious non-theless. Next year lets all streak it!! Taze this!!

posted by GoBirds at 02:04 PM on January 14

Thanks skydivepersons. By the looks of the first link, cheez doodles are known this side of the equator as 'Cheezels'. They seem to be covered with some kind of radioactive yellow/orange food colouring, if memory serves. Perhaps that explains the effects. Re the second link. I assume the aluminium foil is for aerodynamics.

posted by owlhouse at 03:30 PM on January 14

I don't think I would call any of the people listed the "top naked people" in any field of endeavor. The chain mail outfit on the "former UCLA golfer" did give me an interesting feeling, though. Then I had some Cheez Doodles and it went away.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:28 PM on January 17

Cheez Doodles are good for that kind of thing, TBH.

posted by billsaysthis at 11:20 PM on January 17

Yeah, but now I'm all bright orange.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 01:15 PM on January 18

And it looks good on you! But not me, orange is sooo not my color.

posted by billsaysthis at 06:20 PM on January 18

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