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Turbo
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Name: Richie Cunningham
Location: Austin Texas
Gender: 3 leg species
AIM: turbo
Member since: September 07, 2005
Last visit: February 27, 2006

Turbo has posted 0 links and 86 comments to SportsFilter and 0 links and 0 comments to the Locker Room.

Sports Bio

I once had Warren Moon give me the I am going to beat you like I do my wife look in the Miami International Airport.

Recent Comments

What would it take to ride one of these?

I would do it only if I got to wear Jessica Alba's undercarriage on my face like a feed sack while I was ridding the wave.

posted by Turbo at 07:07 AM on February 08

Woods beats Els in playoff to win Dubai Classic

$3 million for showing up and $2.5 million for winning. Even if had lost he still would have won for the weekend.

posted by Turbo at 08:28 AM on February 06

Most Valuable Players Wanted More Valuable Paycheck

I think $100,000 is a little much, but I also think $1,000 is not that much, especially when the NFL is a cash cow.

posted by Turbo at 08:24 AM on February 06

Who cares what YOU believe, Mikey?

"He didn't do anything wrong. The world will all know when the truth comes out." The same goes for Saddam.

posted by Turbo at 08:12 AM on January 26

Hoiberg Shows Heart

Just wait until Vegas is betting on which game he dies in.

posted by Turbo at 10:08 AM on January 23

Duke Defeats North Carolina, 3,688-3,444

Rickmon Logan aka the Kobe of Noth Carolina was the leading scorer with 652 points! That means he probably shot aroung 1,200 shots.

posted by Turbo at 09:24 AM on January 17

Mangini taking Flight to NJ

New England and New York share coaches like OJ and Marcus Allen share women. Hopefully Mangini does not get slashed to bits.

posted by Turbo at 08:09 AM on January 17

Top Naked People in Sports in 2005

I bet Sophie Sandolo is beating off big mullet, flannel wearing, Ford Ranger driving, LPGA fan with a giant stick.

posted by Turbo at 04:10 PM on January 13

idiot's

I love people that use more than one !!!!!!!! Oh, damn he must be serious since he used!!!!!!!!

posted by Turbo at 09:18 AM on January 13

Doctor: Palmer knee injury 'potentially career-ending'

Palmer does not need knees, he could throw 60 yard fade passes out of a wheel chair. He will be back.

posted by Turbo at 07:20 AM on January 13

First Jet Powered "Birdman" Human Skydiver

I want to see those boots added in skeleton racing.

posted by Turbo at 08:23 AM on January 10

Urlacher named AP Defensive Player of the Year

What about Vasher, sorry I am still on my UT buzz.

posted by Turbo at 03:35 PM on January 06

Vince Young leads Texas to 41-38 win over USC

Reggie Bush was the 3rd best player on the field last night. He lost millions, Matt lost millions and Vince made millions if he leaves. Vince is 5 for 5 on fourth quarter combacks, it was nothing new to texas fans, they have seen it before.

posted by Turbo at 10:54 AM on January 05

Phil "The Power" Taylor wins his 13th World Darts Title

It is a sport. A sport with a beer in one hand, or a plate of nachos, and lets not forget the fact that you have the smoke in the eyes thing going.

posted by Turbo at 12:18 PM on January 03

Russian Heavyweight Valuev Returns Championís Belt to Ruiz

He should have turned it into a pinky ring.

posted by Turbo at 04:51 AM on December 23