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fenriq
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Name: Johnny Huh
Homepage URL: http://www.intellectualpoison.com/
Location: Cali-for-nia
Gender: A bat and some balls
Member since: September 13, 2005
Last visit: May 01, 2007

fenriq has posted 8 links and 282 comments to SportsFilter and 4 links and 16 comments to the Locker Room.

Sports Bio

Bah, what's the point of putting anything here when some wonk will use it to try and insult me later when he disagrees with me?

How about this instead?
My teams,
Baseball: SF Giants, Oakland A's, Baltimore Orioles and whoever's playing the Yankees. I also like the Red Sox because my family is big on them and they aren't the Yankees.

Football: Redskins, Steelers and Raiders to a lesser degree because I dislike Al Davis so much. And yes Daniel Snider is a prick too but at least he doesn't black out games for his fans, does he?

Hockey: Sharks.

Basketball: Can't like them all so I decided to not like basketball. Plus, its a showboat kind of sport.

Soccer: Maybe Man. U but only because I really like saying Eric Cantona alot.

Cricket: South Africa.

Rugby: All-Blacks.

Tennis: I like the Russian players but mostly because they're stunningly hot AND good. Take that Williams'es. Is there still a men's league?

Golf: Hmm, I don't like Vijay and kind of like Michelson.

Ultimate Fighting: Ice. Man.

Motorcycle Racing: Miquel Duhamel, the Bostroms, James Stewart, Greg Albertyn.

Car racing: Danica's hot.

Wrestling: Andre the Giant.

What else?

Recent Links

Need a Few More Fantasy Baseball Teams My league (Yankee Haters) drafts on the 21st at 7:30 PDT. Need another league to play in? URL and password info inside.

posted on March 15, 2007 - Go to the detail view for this result

The Physics of the Goopball Slate examines the reaction of a baseball pitch to various substances being applied to the ball. Also of note, pitchers don't really consider using pine tar to be cheating very much.

posted on October 27, 2006 - Go to the detail view for this result

Space Left for 2 Teams in SpoFi Funky Stats Fantasy Baseball We've got 10 teams right now but we can go to 12. Stats are in the process of being selected. And, oh yeah, its free. Join up info inside.

posted on June 08, 2006 - Go to the detail view for this result

Funky Stats League Now Open Following up on this post, the SpoFi Funky Stats Fantasy Baseball League is currently open and accepting managers. Join up info inside.

posted on May 29, 2006 - Go to the detail view for this result

Funky Stats Fantasy Baseball? I was noticing that there are some pretty obscure stats that could be used to set up a 5x5 (or whatever XxX desired) that would have nothing like home runs but rather outfield assists, sacrifices, balks and other offbeat stats to play. Anyone interested?

posted on May 25, 2006 - Go to the detail view for this result

Recent Comments

Former 49er's LB Kevin Mitchell dead at 36.

posted by mr_crash_davis at 10:11 PM on May 01

Scary to die so young.

Comment icon posted at 01:09 AM on May 01

Why don't I subscribe to Extra Innings? The only thing more ridiculous is Jerry Jones saying teams should be able to break news of trades and such through exclusive deals rather than letting the mainstream media report it.

posted by olelefthander at 05:54 PM on March 30

Actively working to limit dispersed fan access to your sport is just plain dumb business.

Comment icon posted at 11:19 AM on March 30

Need a Few More Fantasy Baseball Teams My league (Yankee Haters) drafts on the 21st at 7:30 PDT. Need another league to play in? URL and password info inside.

posted by fenriq at 11:01 PM on March 15

Oh yeah, its a Yahoo free league. Home page: baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.c om League ID#: 23933 Password: giants

Comment icon posted at 11:03 PM on March 15

Fuzzy Zoeller Sues Over Libelous Wikipedia Page The golfer has filed suit against a Florida company whose IP address was used to add "false and defamatory" edits to his Wikipedia entry. For some reason, Zoeller objected to the claim that he was a Jack Daniels-swilling, Vicodin fiend who "viciously beat his wife Dianne and their four children."

posted by rcade at 12:58 PM on February 22

Yeah, everybody knows Fuzzy drinks Jim Beam..... He should have just hired ReputationDefender to go to battle for him, they're probably alot cheaper (and alot less effective) than lawyers. I wonder what Fuzzy thought about the bit about his comments about Tiger?

Comment icon posted at 03:13 PM on February 22

Dad intervenes during his son's wrestling match. While the match is going, a father perceives his son to be in trouble and jumps in to help out. He launches his son's opponent about five feet into the air. Unbelievable.

posted by danjel at 10:51 PM on February 18

Bad move, dad. If it were mortal danger then maybe, but it wasn't and he snapped.

Comment icon posted at 02:54 PM on February 18

It's about that time of year Yahoo has opened up registration for fantasy baseball. So it's probably a good time to get the Roto league going.

posted by goddam at 04:02 PM on February 17

My Snarkobots will either win or be spiteful jerks in defeat! PS. I've got another league drafting next weekend if anyone wants more action, I've got some space.

Comment icon posted at 12:41 PM on February 17

It's about that time of year Yahoo has opened up registration for fantasy baseball. So it's probably a good time to get the Roto league going.

posted by goddam at 04:02 PM on February 16

I am down for fantasy baseball! If anyone wants to do the oddball stats league again, I'd be down for that as well (we selected the more obscure stats to track like putouts, triples, etc, instead of the RBI, Runs, HRs).

Comment icon posted at 04:36 PM on February 16

"Geez, you mean I'm supposed to feed them, too?" Sacramento Kings star Ron Artest has his Great Dane seized by animal control officers after neighbors report the dog's going for months at a time with no food or water.

posted by wfrazerjr at 07:11 PM on February 08

What kind of a piece of shit forgets to feed his dog for several months? What a jerk.

Comment icon posted at 10:58 AM on February 08

Are You Bidding Me? The search for the perfect wife is now over. She has been found.

posted by danjel at 10:40 PM on February 01

Isn't this just a less exploitive form of prostitution? And less entertaining too?

Comment icon posted at 10:45 AM on February 01

Asterisk 73 = $238.14. Dave Doolin, a hardware engineer from San Jose, is a Giants fan. But he’s a little tired of the antics of a certain left fielder and his pursuit of certain baseball records. With MLB.com’s unwitting help, he did something about it.

posted by mr_crash_davis at 04:08 PM on January 31

Clever. I hope he wears it to the park the day Barry breaks the all-time record.

Comment icon posted at 06:09 PM on January 31

Orange you glad he works out? University of Tennessee men's basketball head coach Bruce Pearl stripped to the waist and painted himself orange before sitting in the student section during the Lady Vols' 74-70 loss to Duke on Monday.

posted by wfrazerjr at 04:49 PM on January 25

That's the most egregious over use of self-tanners I've ever seen.

Comment icon posted at 06:18 PM on January 25

Barry Bonds Throws Teammate Under "Speeding" Bus. Ubiquitous San Francisco Giants slugger Barry Bonds, already under investigation for, well, just about everything he does, failed a drug test in 2006. Major League Baseball won't identify the drug, but "sources" classsify it as a "serious stimulant." Bonds blames the test result on teammate Mark Sweeney, saying he got the substance from Sweeney's locker.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 06:23 AM on January 11

I'm a Bonds fan but this is ridiculous. He took pills from a teammate's locker without knowing what they were? Come on, that's what toddlers do, not long time pro ball players. Blaming a teammate for your own stupidity is about the lamest and most pathetic thing ever.

Comment icon posted at 11:15 AM on January 11

New "toy" to play with at Baseball-Reference.com
Want to know what Pedro Martinez's 2000 season pitching stats would look like if he played in 1968 for the Los Angeles Dodgers?
Click on the title link, choose the red link: "Neutralize Stats".
Choose 1968.
Choose NL.
Choose Los Angeles Dodgers.
Whoa.
(more inside)

posted by grum@work at 08:50 PM on December 16

Pretty interesting to play around with. I only got a couple to work before the interface bogged down interminably but still very interesting. The really nice thing, grum, would be to be able to port the results into one of the video games to play monster seasons against each other!

Comment icon posted at 01:07 AM on December 16

Yankees Ink Pettitte To One-Year Deal One year, $16 Million, with an option for 2008. Could this mean Roger Clemens will be back in pinstripes too?

posted by dyams at 08:46 PM on December 09

Is it too early to start complaining about the Yankees ruining baseball? Not that I'm upset they got Pettitte back, I love cheering against that bugger. It makes it easier now since I cheer for whoever's playing against the Yankees anyway.

Comment icon posted at 01:36 AM on December 09

Bonds not offered Arbitration Who is Barry going to play for next year? My guess is an American league contender, possibly the Yankees

posted by texasred at 06:18 AM on December 02

Bonds won't play for incentives so the A's are out. He won't play for Boston because he thinks they're all racists (which, ironically, makes him a racist or, at the very least, a stereotypist), he won't go to New York because they don't need him. I don't know where he goes, he's got so much baggage and is a liability in the field now but he is one hell of a gate draw. Until he breaks the record, sorry if he breaks the record. I kind of hope the Giants let him go so they can add some youth to the team, they looked old, slow and ineffective after the All-Star Break last season. But then, I would like to see him break the record in San Francisco. But not for $12 million or even $10 million.

Comment icon posted at 07:30 PM on December 02