FanDuel - WFBC

November 09, 2003

"I should hold up a sign. My number one priority is tennis": That's right...good, good...keep your arms straight up. Now, turn a little this way. Good, good. Now I want your face telling the camera "my number one proirity is tennis". Excellent. That's a rap!

posted by garfield to tennis at 12:45 PM - 13 comments

Good news, we can still hope Anna will make it to a televised round of play, just like the good old days.

posted by garfield at 12:46 PM on November 09

Ha! This might not generate a lot of discussion, but it's a damn funny post.

posted by Samsonov14 at 01:05 PM on November 09

hold up a sign, you say?

posted by forksclovetofu at 02:07 PM on November 09

She's only 22 years old? Damn!

posted by grum@work at 03:09 PM on November 09

Boys club! Boys club! yet, at the same time, this news makes me happy

posted by mkn at 03:20 PM on November 09

Boys club! Boys club! How can it be boys club when we're discussing a professional female athlete?

posted by billsaysthis at 03:23 PM on November 09

Right breast unavailable for comment. what the hell IS a "proirity" anyway? /spelling nazi

posted by forksclovetofu at 11:53 PM on November 09

I am unavailable for a comment as well.

posted by StarFucker at 01:00 AM on November 10

This is pretty cool news if just for proving that she actually does like playing tennis more than being a model (or, at least at the same level). She'll never be the best player in the world, no, but there are alot of players on tour who have never won a tournament either and hopefully her return will be a successful one.

posted by chuck cash at 09:25 AM on November 10

She'll never be the best player in the world... How do YOU know that?

posted by StarFucker at 09:34 AM on November 10

She'll never be the best player in the world... How do YOU know that? That's easy. She doesn't practice enough, her serve isn't fast enough ... oh, and her last name ain't Williams.

posted by wfrazerjr at 12:04 PM on November 10

How do YOU know that? I don't, it's just a guess based on watching her play the top players in the world when she was at her best. They toyed with her because she didn't have strong enough groundstrokes. She could prove me wrong, but I don't think she will.

posted by chuck cash at 12:48 PM on November 10

"I should hold up a sign. My number one priority is tennis." Damn it. I thought that said "penis" at the end of the quote.

posted by wfrazerjr at 10:13 AM on November 12

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