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forksclovetofu
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Name: John
Homepage URL: http://tofuhut.blogspot.com/
Gender: riffic
Member since: November 09, 2003
Last visit: May 01, 2005

forksclovetofu has posted 36 links and 229 comments to SportsFilter and 12 links and 130 comments to the Locker Room and 2 columns.

Sports Bio

C'mon by and visit the newly spiffed up blog.

These days, I'm also posting to monkeyfilter on the daily.

Remember the Titans.

Recent Links

Chris Chelios reminisces about a very special coach.:

Well, at least we finally figured out what happened to Jules. This is totally brilliant.

posted by forksclovetofu to hockey at 11:23 PM on April 28 - 5 comments

"A few weeks later, the team obtains Tyrone Nesby, who has an athlete's mind and a poet's body.":

Wizznutzz gets some McSweeney's love with "A Brief History of Bacon: A Quarter Century of Washington Basketball."

posted by forksclovetofu to basketball at 05:46 PM on April 27 - 12 comments

The Spurs take it to the bank.:

posted by forksclovetofu to basketball at 04:33 PM on April 26 - 4 comments

Abracadabra, you're screwed:
As if the Magic weren't having enough problems, there goes Steve Francis for what's likely to be most of the rest of the season for kicking a photographer.
Between Stacey's lotion chuckin', the less than acrimonious parting of Johnny Davis and a sub .500 season in which the best they can hope for is to back into the playoffs and get murdered by the Heat, things are not going too well in Orlando.
Having already drastically retooled by dealing a franchise player yet AGAIN, what can the Magic hope to do in THIS off-season to prevent another creaky year for this constantly teetering team?


posted by forksclovetofu to basketball at 12:14 PM on March 20 - 7 comments

See You Next Tuesday:
Cleveland coach Paul Silas calls Carlos Boozer a c**t.
From a player; well, alright. But from a coach? Yikes.
It's even sillier in the verbatim.


posted by forksclovetofu to basketball at 08:36 PM on March 18 - 4 comments

Recent Comments

"A few weeks later, the team obtains Tyrone Nesby, who has an athlete's mind and a poet's body."

When I find Sports links, here's where I come. Thanks for the love.

posted by forksclovetofu at 01:16 AM on April 28

Darts - Sport or Not a Sport?

I'll say sport, not athletes.

posted by forksclovetofu at 07:53 AM on March 26

Abracadabra, you're screwed

Admin, please hope me.

posted by forksclovetofu at 12:14 PM on March 20

The next time you have to listen to how terrible Ron Artest is

See, what caught my attention was the MUSIC. I love the pissed Kobe giving dap to the fans while "rollin wit' THUGS" plays in the background. So classic.

posted by forksclovetofu at 08:57 PM on December 16

Scrabble:

not a sport, that's for sure.

posted by forksclovetofu at 01:49 AM on August 19

SpoFi's Where are they now.

Thanks guys. Sorry I don't show myself around here much these days. I'm likely to return come football season; but this blog o' mine has eaten up so goddam much time that I don't have any left over. I learned how to put together articles through trial and error over here though, so you'll always be close to my heart. Like an embolism. love + hickies

posted by forksclovetofu at 08:12 PM on August 11

EAST: 1. Indiana v 8. Boston, should be a sweep. 2. Detroit v 7. Milwaukee, easily. 3. New Jersey v 6. New York, though this could be the surprise bracket. 4. Miami v 5. New Orleans, in a dogfight. WEST: 1. Minnesota v 8. Denver, second round FINALLY. 2. Los Angeles v 7. Houston and it won't be pretty. 3. San Antonio v 6. Memphis, Memphis wins one. 4. Sacramento v 5. Dallas Is anyone keeping track of this, a'la the NFL playoffs?

posted by forksclovetofu at 09:38 PM on April 15

Kobe Playing Mind Games?

If not VC, how about 'Sheed when he was blazerbound?

posted by forksclovetofu at 11:31 AM on April 13

Denver's postseason spot means it's gotta be a split. The NBA wouldn't dare skip over LeBron, not after he's lived up to his own level of hype.

posted by forksclovetofu at 11:30 AM on April 13

Kobe Playing Mind Games?

I really really really REALLY dislike the Lakers. The prior iteration of the team actually caused a serious riff between me and my father. I want these fuckers OUSTED, toot sweet.

posted by forksclovetofu at 05:05 AM on April 13

Bling!

jg, I've been gone for a bit; how's YOUR ring looking?

posted by forksclovetofu at 02:11 AM on April 12

Watch out for the driveby!

posted by forksclovetofu at 02:10 AM on April 12

not a sport, not athletes. The fox and horse in the equation might be considered athletes in a "most dangerous game" kinda way.

posted by forksclovetofu at 01:20 PM on April 11

Bling!

They look like Liberace's doorknobs.

posted by forksclovetofu at 01:17 PM on April 11

An apt pupil, no less.

posted by forksclovetofu at 02:12 AM on April 11