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Last visit: September 27, 2008

grum@work has posted 84 links and 3862 comments to SportsFilter and 15 links and 836 comments to the Locker Room and has written 1 column.

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The Trophy Room








First of all, a trivia question.
What are the 11 different ways for a baseball player to reach 1st base safely?

Answer at bottom of page.


I'm the saddest fan of them all:
Toronto Maple Leafs
Buffalo Bills (but not so much since the Holy Trinity retired...Kelly, Thomas, Reed)

It could be worse...I could be a Boston or Chicago baseball fan.

The most memorable sporting event was a hockey game back in the late 80's (not sure exactly when). A friend of the family got me really nice Leaf tickets during the Xmas holidays. They were playing the Bruins, so I took my friend Joe who was a big Boston fan.

After two periods, the Leafs were getting killed, 5-1.
My friend was really laying on the taunting thick, and I was contemplating how I could kill him on the way home.

Then, to start the 3rd period, Wendel Clark scored a quick goal. Hey, at least they'll make it respectable, is what I figured.
And then another goal is scored.
And another.
Well, lo and behold, the Leafs tie it up and send the game into overtime (the last goal was scored with an extra attacker, by Wendel again).

Then, with about a minute left in the overtime, Wendel Clark blows one past the goalie and the place EXPLODES with noise. I must have gone hoarse from the shouting.
The stunned/saddened look on Joe's face the entire ride home was like icing on the cake.

...

Trivia Answer:

1. Hit
2. Base on balls
3. Hit by pitch
4. Catcher interference
5. Dropped third strike
6. Error
7. Fielder's choice
8. Hitting a baserunner with the batted ball
9. A ball, pitched to the batter or thrown by the pitcher from his position on the pitcher's plate to a base to catch a runner, goes into a stand, or player's bench, or over or through a field fence or backstop, or is touched by a spectator. (Obscure rule 7.05(h))
10. The third strike becomes lodged in the umpires equipment (not touched by the catcher). (Obscure rule 7.05(i))
11. Pinch Runner

Recent Links

"Whatcho talkin' 'bout, ump?!" Kudos to the team for taking a potentially dull publicity stunt and ratcheting it up a couple of notches on the entertainment meter.

posted on August 02, 2008 - Go to the detail view for this result

Robot Bob Sheppard? There is a suggestion by some that Bob Sheppard voice (announcer at Yankee Stadium) be converted into a text-to-speech program so that he may always be the announcer at new Yankee Stadium. One gentleman has compiled a result of what it might sound like.

posted on July 19, 2008 - Go to the detail view for this result

First Class? Excellent baseball writer Joe Posnanski proposes a question: "If you could start over, who would make up your Hall of Fame first class?"

posted on June 30, 2008 - Go to the detail view for this result

It's been 10 years?! That's right, 10 years since Kerry Wood tied the major league record for strikeouts in a 9-inning game. You can watch the video highlights of the 20 strikeouts here.

posted on May 06, 2008 - Go to the detail view for this result

Recent Comments

Sigh I miss my personalised user page on which I spent so much time. First my locker room interview goes poof and now this.

posted by terrapin at 01:46 PM on September 27

I will admit that I haven't visited SpoFi that much since the switch. The site design is just terrible now, and it makes it too hard to read all the comments.

As well, it always asks me to sign in, and I don't have the option to do multiple previews of the comments I do make.

Thanks for all the fun I had here the past few years, but unless something changes I'll probably be just following sports somewhere else.

Comment icon posted at 01:57 PM on September 27

University of Toronto Varsity Blues kick losing ways An 18-17 win over the University of Waterloo Warriors ended the skid at 49 games last night......But a streak this long couldn't end so easily. Waterloo had 21 ticks on the clock left and drove the ball over midfield. With six seconds left on the clock, the Warriors punted and for a few seconds all 2,565 on hand had their hearts in their throats as the ball bounced off return man Matt Morris' hands and fell to the ground on the U of T one-yard line.

posted by tommytrump at 05:16 PM on September 05

As an alumni of Waterloo, I couldn't be more proud.

Wait, that's not the word I'm looking for...

Comment icon posted at 08:37 AM on September 05

When is enough "enough"? Hoping to put a definitive end to a simmering controversy, China was asked to provide additional documents that prove that five of the six team members were old enough to compete at these games. Although they had already provided these documents several times before, due to a website claim that the Chinese gymnasts were underage, the inquiry persists. Sour grapes for the Americans? Many international commentators think so.

posted by knowsalittle at 10:37 PM on August 23

There's been some dubious judging on a lot of Chinese won events. My wife was the first to say "Is it just me? Or have the Chinese done well in all the scoring events?" This came after I was extremely suspicious during the Womens 3m Synchro Diving where the Chinese kept getting huge scores, despite not even being synchronised on a couple of occasions, and far better diving pairs were getting lower scores.

In general, judging events are always suspect because of the human factor. However, most judging events use multiple judges from different nations, so you'd need to have a other nations helping China "cheat". As well, even if you had another nation willing to boost China's score, there is a system in place where they drop the highest and lowest scores before the calculations. Therefore, you'd need to have at least TWO other nations in on the scam.

At that point, you're getting into tinfoil-hat territory.

(Yes, there was judging scandals at the Winter Olympics with regards to figure skating, but that has since been cleaned up with an even more judging/scoring system.)

Comment icon posted at 10:25 AM on August 23

Rays Walk Hamilton Intentionally with Bases Loaded The Tampa Bay Rays made history Sunday night, walking Josh Hamilton of the Texas Rangers on purpose with the bases loaded so they could face Marlon Byrd, who struck out to cement a 7-4 Rays win. The intentional walk was the first time in 107 years that an American League player was walked intentionally with the bases full and only the fifth overall since 1900. "You don't pitch to Superman when you have Wonder Woman on deck," said Rays closer Troy Percival.

posted by rcade at 10:57 AM on August 21

I'm going to agree with Hal.

Hamilton up to bat, down by 4 runs, with the bases loaded. The only reason you walk him is because you are worried that he'll tie the game up with one swing of the bat. He can't win it, just tie it.

Josh Hamilton, vs RHP, has had 631 plate appearances in his career.
He's hit a HR 39 times, or about 6.18% of the time.
Therefore, there is about 6.18% chance of Hamilton tying the game during his at-bat.

The moment you walk Hamilton, you make the score 7-4 and still leave the bases loaded. The game can be tied with a double or a triple, and LOST with a home run.

Marlon Byrd, vs RHP, has had 1600 plate appearances in his career.
He's hit a double 70 times, and a triple 11 times, and a home run 26 times (for a total of 107 different ways to end up with at LEAST a tie game).
Therefore, there is about a 6.69% chance of Byrd tying (or WINNING) the game during his at-bat.

You increase your chances of the tie (or LOSS) by walking Hamilton to get to Byrd.

Want to use bases-loaded splits instead?

Hamilton:
Hits a home run 8.33% of the time (2 out of 24).
Byrd:
Hits a double, triple or home run 13.89% of the time (3+2+5 out of 72).

You increase your chances of the tie (or LOSS) by walking Hamilton to get to Byrd.

Comment icon posted at 01:09 AM on August 21

Phelps Wins Ninth Medal with World-Record 400 American swimmer Michael Phelps shattered his own world record by 1.41 seconds in the 400-meter individual medley, finishing in 4:03.84 for his first gold medal of the 2008 Olympics and his ninth overall. He's hoping to win seven more.

posted by rcade at 10:42 AM on August 10

This guy actually seems super human. (Doehead)

I am convinced that genetically he is a natural swimmer. (YYM)

Who says he's human? The guy has to be at least part fish. WOW!

At least we know he's clean and not using any performance enhancing drugs, right?

Right?

Comment icon posted at 08:18 PM on August 10

NBA Trademarks 6 Possible names for Oklahoma's team... and they are 6 of the worst names I've ever heard.

posted by freeze_over98 at 05:40 PM on July 27

Bison?

Comment icon posted at 09:51 AM on July 27

NBA Trademarks 6 Possible names for Oklahoma's team... and they are 6 of the worst names I've ever heard.

posted by freeze_over98 at 05:40 PM on July 26

BTW, OC Barons doesn't sound so bad. But that might be my old NHL bias kicking in.

Comment icon posted at 06:57 PM on July 26

NBA Trademarks 6 Possible names for Oklahoma's team... and they are 6 of the worst names I've ever heard.

posted by freeze_over98 at 05:40 PM on July 26

Here were the choices for the Orlando franchise: Heat, Tropics, Juice, Magic Here were the choices for the Toronto franchise: Beavers, Bobcats, Dragons, Grizzlies, Hogs, Raptors, Scorpions, T-Rex, Tarantulas, and Terriers Here were the choices for the Charlotte franchise: Flight, Bobcats, Dragons (and Spirit and Hornets for the original one) In general, the choices don't seem to be that great. However, the name that usually wins is good enough that people aren't complaining about it for too long. I'm surprised they didn't try to bring "Dragons" over to the Oklahoma franchise. That is their stand-by option, it seems.

Comment icon posted at 06:52 PM on July 26

Serena won't play Indian Wells; WTA's new rule won't change it Serena and Venus Williams' ongoing boycott of the Pacific Life Open at Indian Wells, Calif., could jeopardize their participation at other tournaments under recently adopted rules for mandatory events set to kick in next year. (edit) The Williams sisters have steadfastly declined to participate at the Pacific Life Open since 2001. That year, Venus defaulted to Serena minutes before their semifinal started. Spectators subsequently jeered Serena in the final. The sisters and their father, Richard, have said they believe the crowd's actions were racially motivated.

posted by knowsalittle at 10:36 AM on July 20

That's the best reason I've heard yet for the Williams sisters to play Indian Wells. Actually, part of me wants them to play at Indian Wells, both of them make the finals, and then both drop out 10 minutes before the match because of "injury". And then never return to Indian Wells again.

Comment icon posted at 08:46 AM on July 20

Not tonight, honey, I have a game tomorrow. The notion of pre-game abstinence from sex to enhance athletic performance is a longstanding one. But is that notion as fictional as Rocky Balboa? Sean Cupp thinks so. Chris Byrd is the guinea pig. Tom Fornelli resents his high school coach.

posted by MrFrisby at 09:35 PM on July 19

I'm pretty sure that I read somewhere that Bob Beamon had sex the night before his Olympic event. That turned out okay.

Comment icon posted at 08:57 AM on July 19

Sports announcers already know it, and now Elan Fuld has proven it: clutch hitters really do exist. For the science-lovers, it's nice to see proof...

posted by bobfoot at 11:12 PM on July 09

Derek Jeter has had 495 postseason AB -- or about 75-80% of a typical 162 game season for him -- and has hit .309/.377/.469, not much different than his .316/.387/.459 lifetime regular season averages. Actually, it's WORSE than his regular season numbers (since he is likely to get a hit or get on base). Jeter is a (minimal) post-season choker! Not that Tim McCarver, FOX or NYY fans would ever want to hear that...

Comment icon posted at 02:07 PM on July 09

The Voting Results Are In The fan and player voting has been completed and the All Star rosters have been announced. There is still the Final Vote where fans have the opportunity to choose one final All Star. As usual the results do not come without controversy, with numerous experts weighing in. The team by team breakdown of the All Star rosters can be found here.

posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 05:41 PM on July 08

I think your Royals example may be a touch off base. Soria has a 1.62 ERA, 44 k's aganst 17 walks, and has converted 23 saves in 25 opportunities. I think he deserves it, and I think quite a few Royals fans who are only casual baseball fans overall would watch. Good point. I picked the Royals rep on reflex because (for the last few years) they usually send the biggest example of "filling the need for every team to be represented". Soria has the numbers to go to the show. Then again, almost every team has at least one reliever that is having a good year, and you need a lot of relievers/pitchers for the Some-Stars game, so "filling the need" almost always falls on the relief pitcher. "I wanted to correct them," Hamilton says. "It's 'Josh smoked crack.' If you're going to rag on somebody, then get it right." Heh. Sounds like he's (finally) got a good head on his shoulders.

Comment icon posted at 03:42 PM on July 08

The Voting Results Are In The fan and player voting has been completed and the All Star rosters have been announced. There is still the Final Vote where fans have the opportunity to choose one final All Star. As usual the results do not come without controversy, with numerous experts weighing in. The team by team breakdown of the All Star rosters can be found here.

posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 05:41 PM on July 08

I'm really turning into for two moments: 1) Josh Hamilton's first at-bat. I'm hoping the crowd gives him a nice ovation. 2) The hope that Mariano Rivera will be the last pitcher of the night and he gets the save for an AL win. I really want Tampa Bay to have home-field advantage in the World Series. ;)

Comment icon posted at 12:45 PM on July 08

The Voting Results Are In The fan and player voting has been completed and the All Star rosters have been announced. There is still the Final Vote where fans have the opportunity to choose one final All Star. As usual the results do not come without controversy, with numerous experts weighing in. The team by team breakdown of the All Star rosters can be found here.

posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 05:41 PM on July 08

I have to agree. Dioner Navarro does in fact deserve to get the nod over Varitek. Oh, you were talking about Posada, weren't you? Well, Navarro used to be on the Yankees roster if that helps but he does deserve to be an All-Star this year. Navarro is on the roster. He was a manager's pick. If you are going to use 3 catchers, one of them might as well be Posada. My choices would have been Mauer, Navarro, Posada, with Jorge getting into the game in the 9th inning (to possibly catch Rivera). I am not a fan of giving every team a representative. Agreed. It's supposed to give people from every market a reason to watch the game, but I really doubt the K.C. fans are overjoyed that [looks at the rosters] Soria is getting to play. And those at bats against the best pitches in the NL by someone who can't hit a BP fastball currently. Good job, players. I have this horrible fear that Varitek will go yard in his first plate appearance, and the brain-dead section of the Red Sox Nation will go crazy with "I told you he deserved it!" crap. It would be super-duper-classy of "the captain" to bow out of the All-Star game, and Francona picks Posada as a replacement. Sort of like those Christmas time cease-fires during World War I, where bitter enemies can still show some respect for each other.

Comment icon posted at 12:44 PM on July 08

The Voting Results Are In The fan and player voting has been completed and the All Star rosters have been announced. There is still the Final Vote where fans have the opportunity to choose one final All Star. As usual the results do not come without controversy, with numerous experts weighing in. The team by team breakdown of the All Star rosters can be found here.

posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 05:41 PM on July 08

Mainly, though I think it sucks that Francona didn't pick Maddon to be on his staff. What's that about? Probably some ill-will still exists between the two teams after the Coco Crisp inspired brouhahas.

Comment icon posted at 10:40 AM on July 08