This has gotten me laughing. I mean, I'm glad he didn't yank his cock off when he crashed or that he didn't hurt anyone. But still, you've gotta just love the thought process here. Too drunk to pull over and have a proper wank. I mean, come on, dude, you've got an Escalade, you could have a dozen blow up dolls in the back.
dumb, plain and simple!
This Eddie Griffin is funnier.
Throw the book at this creep, and the cops too.
Millionaire's jerk off also?
The brother should've stayed undercover.
You mean that's illegal?!? Um...is it only illegal if you get into an accident or....ahem...in general....?
In public, commander, in public.
Jeez, way to take all the fun out of it.
Perks of the Rich and famous. Throw the book at this creep, and the cops too. dumb, plain and simple! another athelete forgets how to act mature.. Can we bury the contempt for athletes crap for five seconds and just laugh at the guy? I think Eddie we'll suffer enough, he isn't ever going to live this down.
Crap, s/b 'will suffer'.
In public, commander, in public. Damn, glad I don't commute to work anymore. Whew.
No ticket? Wow, he got off easy.
he got off... Was there DNA on the dashboard?
