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Bill Lumbergh
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Location: Office Space
ZIP: 90210
Gender: Male
Member since: October 06, 2005
Last visit: June 17, 2008

Bill Lumbergh has posted 18 links and 289 comments to SportsFilter and 0 links and 1 comment to the Locker Room.

Recent Links

What was Kitna Thinking?: Kitna mocks assistant coach with Halloween costume (Photo Included.)

posted by Bill Lumbergh to football at 06:51 AM on October 31 - 45 comments

Team Me Up Scottie: Pippen wants to return and is looking for another NBA championship ring.

posted by Bill Lumbergh to basketball at 10:14 AM on February 16 - 53 comments

Barry Bonds to get an Asterisk in Record Book *: * maybe not.

posted by Bill Lumbergh to baseball at 08:37 AM on May 25 - 85 comments

Ichiro: Glad to Play Outside of Seattle: Humor from The Onion

posted by Bill Lumbergh to baseball at 10:36 AM on March 23 - 34 comments

Recent Comments

Who is going to replace Tiger Woods?

John Daly appears to be focused anew on climbing the world rankings and filling in for the debilitated Mr. Woods. Nothing says, "I'm trying to get sober and make a comeback" better than partnering in the Buick Open pro-am with Kid Rock. I live in MI, and the local news claims that Daly and Kid are pre-partying before their round at the Rock estate.

posted by Bill Lumbergh at 02:01 PM on June 25

"Greg Maddux? I bet you could catch him with your eyes closed."

Maddux's greatest delivery: "Chicks dig the long ball."

posted by Bill Lumbergh at 10:10 AM on April 15

"Tech doping"? How Speedo's LZR suit breaks swim records

I suggest we all buy speedo stock.

posted by Bill Lumbergh at 09:51 AM on April 15

John Daly disqualified at Bay Hill

Good point rcade. John needs to drive the Winnebago to rehab.

posted by Bill Lumbergh at 02:22 PM on March 13

Pedro Martinez, Juan Marichal filmed at cock fight

puggle tastes like chicken

posted by Bill Lumbergh at 11:53 AM on February 08

Bob Knight Resigns

Click here to listen to a Bobby Knight halftime speech, and other funny sports audio.

posted by Bill Lumbergh at 08:08 AM on February 05

Clemens Files Defamation Suit

I thought the whole 60 minutes interview was very poorly done, almost as if they let Roger off the hook, when they could have basically proven him guilty. Clemens' response of, 'If I'm taking all of these drugs, why don't I have a 3rd eye growing from my forehead? Why arent' I pullin' tractors with my teeth?' was idiotic. I haven't noticed a 3rd eye on Pettite or Palmiero. Clemens' repsponse of, 'If I'm taking all these drugs, where did i get them from?' makes about as much sense as Whitney Houston saying you can't prove she's on drugs unless you show her a receipt from a drug dealer. "crack is whack." Clemens' response of, 'After 25 years why would I want to take the stuff?' Well, because you love the sport, the fame, the money and the adulation and you don't want it to stop, you know that your glory days are nearing an end and you want a few more. Clemens' response of, 'I don't know if a lie detector test would help me, or not.' If you're innocent, say Hell Yes, hook me up to the damn machine right now. I thought the whole interview made him appear more guilty, not less. I recommend a book by Malcolm Gladwell called, Blink. It helps in the identification of inauthenticity when it presents itself.

posted by Bill Lumbergh at 01:57 PM on January 08

Taxpayers will fund Yankees' VIP parking

I normally don't jump on the "unfair tax" bandwagon. However, try as I may, I simply cannot think of any justifiable reason the average New Yorker (who may not have the slightest interest in baseball, or, may be a Mets fan) should have to shell out coin so that ARod can park his Rolls Royce in privacy. Seems like something the club should pay for.

posted by Bill Lumbergh at 12:09 PM on January 02

Chuck Norris Didn't Invent the Internet; He Simply Scared It Into Existence

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

posted by Bill Lumbergh at 10:24 AM on December 13

Fukudome, The New Greatest Name in Baseball?

Hilarious jerseygirl!

posted by Bill Lumbergh at 01:51 PM on December 11

Bo Knows Best

A sad reality: Anytime I read about abnormal greatness, somewhere deep within myself, a question about possible steriod use arises, with absoutely no proof or reason to suspect. I imagine I'm not the only one......

posted by Bill Lumbergh at 12:45 PM on November 29

A-Rod Opts Out of Contract

It's ironic that the evil empire has a problem with a guy who exercises a clause that they mutually agreed to. Screw that. The Yankees organization does not deserve loyalty. They hire guns and discard them all the time. A-Rod helped the club while he was there, and owes them nothing further. I for one (and it seems I'm about the only one) think that A-Rod should face no ill-will for opting out.

posted by Bill Lumbergh at 02:04 PM on October 29

Girardi succeeds Torre in the Bronx

I wonder if AROD opted out partially because he knew he didn't want to play for Girardi.....

posted by Bill Lumbergh at 01:53 PM on October 29

Barry Bonds' ex-mistress details star's steroid use, temper.

Turning Your Vagina Into A Nice Apartment and Spending Money.... is my personal favorite. How humiliating for Bonds, his woman narcs on him and says she faked it at the same time. Hell hath no fury....

posted by Bill Lumbergh at 12:30 PM on October 04

BBCRMOL!

Too bad coaches weren't included. Flip Saunders?

posted by Bill Lumbergh at 12:41 PM on September 04