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March 04, 2008
Nobody fucks with jesus.
posted by justgary at 12:04 PM on March 04, 2008
You said it, man. I can't believe they didn't mention the fact that Homer Simpson has a 300 game! I'm sure winning the league championship was nice, but in bowling, it's all about the 300. I don't think Jesus Quintana has a perfect game, although, maybe. The creep can roll, man.
posted by tahoemoj at 12:25 PM on March 04, 2008
Fred Flinstone has to be #1. Try taking off your shoes and approaching on your tippy toes. And then do it with a ball that is mostly square. And sometimes, it disintegrates on the way to the pins. THAT is an uphill battle, my friend. Invisible help or not.
posted by THX-1138 at 01:22 PM on March 04, 2008
I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
posted by cheemo13 at 01:32 PM on March 04, 2008
I'm dumbfounded this guy didn't make the list 
posted by Ricardo at 02:42 PM on March 04, 2008
I was assuming this was going to be cricket related. *sigh*
posted by Drood at 03:37 PM on March 04, 2008
Five Greastest Fictional TV Bowlers?! That is, like, your opinion, man!
posted by steelergirl at 07:30 PM on March 04, 2008
Where's the love for Mort Goldman? Motherfucker rolled a perfecto -- AND peed his pants. I'd like to see Fred top that.
posted by wfrazerjr at 08:47 PM on March 04, 2008
I wanna see the top 5 MOVIE Bowlers. The Big Lebowski probably has all of them, no?
posted by worldcup2002 at 09:31 PM on March 04, 2008
The Big Lebowski probably has all of them, no? I don't know. The cast of Grease 2 might take issue with that.
posted by goddam at 10:18 PM on March 04, 2008
I don't know. The cast of Grease 2 might take issue with that. Let me tell you something, Michelle Pfeiffer. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes "click." Oddly, that'd be the *third* time I'd find the need to speak Those Exact Words to Ms. Pfeiffer.
posted by Ufez Jones at 10:32 PM on March 04, 2008
While we're on films, what about Janeane Garofalo's 'The Bowler' character in that eminently forgettable comedy/superhero flick? What was it called? He treats objects like women, man.
posted by owlhouse at 11:25 PM on March 04, 2008
posted by BoKnows at 11:35 PM on March 04, 2008
I know it isn't tee-vee, but what bowling thread would be complete without this guy: