Better than sex?: Bet on it. So says a study of World Cup fans designed, "to test the effect that placing a bet on a game of soccer has on fans' heart rates". It might explain the letdown being experienced by the German sex industry.
posted by geekyguy to soccer at 03:26 AM - 19 comments
These people obviously don't have very exciting sex.
posted by walrus at 06:18 AM on June 29
While I was living in Germany, there was a study done on Germans. The question was: Would you rather give up smoking or give up sex? Over 80% of Germans responded that they would rather give up sex. Don't think sex is that high on the Germans priority list.
posted by Stealth_72 at 06:28 AM on June 29
Masturbation with a copy of Farmers Weekly is preferable to watching the Ukraine - Switzerland game.
posted by owlhouse at 06:30 AM on June 29
Doesn't surprise me,not alot of soccer players like sex their running around falling on the ground and getting on top of each other.They like sex,with the same sex.ooooohhhhhhhh.
posted by kckurtbusch at 06:51 AM on June 29
Wow...that's a level of stupidity and immaturity that's impressive even for you. Well played, old bean.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:02 AM on June 29
It must be said he's raised the bar for all football trolls.
posted by squealy at 07:30 AM on June 29
Was going to try and think of something really stupid to say but that guy beat me to it. I just hope the meth-lab in kc's trailer doesn't blow.
posted by GoBirds at 07:46 AM on June 29
Ha! Get it! They're all gays! Awesome post. Kurt Busch is a lucky man. And he drives a very shiny car. Seriously though, I think there is a definite crisis in Germany right now. Millions of attractive Teutonic women are going underserved. I will assemble a crack team of men to go over there and get the job done. "You know, the Japanese have the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity." "Yep. Crisitunity!"
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 08:06 AM on June 29
Doesn't surprise me,not alot of soccer players like sex their running around falling on the ground and getting on top of each other.They like sex,with the same sex.ooooohhhhhhhh. Comment icon posted by kckurtbusch at 6:51 AM CDT on June 29 You.
posted by jerseygirl at 08:43 AM on June 29
I will assemble a crack team of men to go over there and get the job done. I will be honored to join your noble team for this good cause. Will I need to wear one of those stylish multicolored soccer shirts or will you be providing uniforms?
posted by Termite at 10:46 AM on June 29
KC: Authorized Gay bashing is two threads up. Weedy, I would be happy to join your team, but I don't have any crack.
posted by BullpenPro at 11:51 AM on June 29
It must be said he's raised the bar for all football trolls - Squealy Get it right its Futbol not Football
posted by your-money9388 at 12:13 PM on June 29
YEAH< HOT DAMN !! WOHOOO!
posted by yerfatma at 12:17 PM on June 29
Well the Germans are really excited about the world cup I mean theres only 1 World Cup every for years so what are the chances of hosting the event more than 1 time in 32 years with all the other countries in it
posted by your-money9388 at 12:32 PM on June 29
posted by yerfatma at 12:45 PM on June 29
Get it right its Futbol not Football Actually... in England and France its football. in Germany its fußball. in Spain its fútbol. in the Netherlands its voetbal in Poland its Piłka nożna in Portugal its futebol in Sweden its fotboll and of course in the United States its called soccer.
posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 01:47 PM on June 29
Wow!! i think i am going to take some time off now and go to Germany!! See you guys there!!!
posted by skins fan at 02:53 PM on June 29
From the Reuters article: Only high-profile brothels said their business was humming. Someone on the editing desk must be very proud.
posted by forrestv at 12:53 AM on June 30
sports betting is pretty exiliarting but...come on compared to sex...I'd take sex anyday
posted by SDM at 03:30 PM on June 30
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