<b>Please remove eighteen minutes from the game clock.</b>

And the clock now says 12:33pm, but it says my post was posted at 12:51.

posted by DrJohnEvans at 12:52 PM - reply - flag:

YOU ARE FROM THE FUTURE! OMG!

posted by gspm at 01:03 PM - reply - flag:

Don't change it back until Wednesday night - I want to know the winning lottery numbers.

posted by Mr Bismarck at 01:22 PM - reply - flag:

Don't they cut off lottery sales 15 minutes or so before the drawing?

posted by mbd1 at 02:11 PM - reply - flag:

He's not DrJohnEvans, he's DrJohnTitor!!!

posted by rocketman at 02:25 PM - reply - flag:

In twenty minutes I'll be sitting at my desk surfing the Internet.

posted by 86 at 03:21 PM - reply - flag:

Don't they cut off lottery sales 15 minutes or so before the drawing? Yes, but as I live in another timezone, I'm already five hours into the future! You should see my flying car.

posted by Mr Bismarck at 09:09 AM - reply - flag:

quick, tell us who wins the England-Holland friendly!

posted by gspm at 12:46 PM - reply - flag:

England!

posted by Mr Bismarck at 02:01 PM - reply - flag:

What about US v Trinidad and Tobago, since you are prognosticating.

posted by trox at 03:35 PM - reply - flag:

US was all over T&T, and not in a homoerotic, sexy way either. Though the Islanders did put some pressure on in the last 15 minutes as the Americans wilted in the 100 degree heat.

posted by billsaysthis at 05:28 PM - reply - flag:

England! Dammit, my future is broken. Can I have another one?

posted by Mr Bismarck at 06:48 PM - reply - flag:

Say, can we get the FPP links to open in a new window?

posted by StarFucker at 07:52 PM - reply - flag:

Report: In 18 minutes, there will still be no NHL. Shit.

posted by chicobangs at 10:05 PM - reply - flag:

In the future, everything will open in new windows. In fact, new windows will open even if a link wasn't clicked.

posted by DrJohnEvans at 10:56 PM - reply - flag:

How about right-clicking the link and selecting "Open in New Window". It's hardly fucking rocket science. I've seen sites such as you mention DrJohn, they weren't in the future though.

posted by squealy at 05:55 AM - reply - flag:

I've seen sites such as you mention DrJohn, they weren't in the future though. For DrJohn they are. Try to wrap your mind around *that* one, my friend.

posted by NoMich at 08:27 AM - reply - flag:

NoMich, you are seriously freaking me out.

posted by chicobangs at 10:03 AM - reply - flag:

I'm still sitting at my desk surfing the Internet.

posted by 86 at 10:19 AM - reply - flag:

I'm beginning to wonder if there's even a spoon at all.

posted by chicobangs at 11:17 AM - reply - flag:

Schroedinger's Link: It opens in both a new window and the old one...until you look at it.

posted by mbd1 at 12:47 PM - reply - flag:

Whoa whoa whoa. Slow down there, egghead.

posted by Samsonov14 at 03:55 PM - reply - flag:

How about right clicking on my ASS!?

posted by StarFucker at 06:04 PM - reply - flag:

I'm going nowhere near your ass SF. However much you might want me to. And that holds true for the past, present and future. Whatever they are.

posted by squealy at 06:28 PM - reply - flag:

Is that why, when I right click, I get the option to "Save Target Ass"?

posted by Mr Bismarck at 01:18 PM - reply - flag:

Well that explains why I'm having so much trouble sitting down. I thought it was this chair.

posted by chicobangs at 07:33 PM - reply - flag:

Ah.

posted by DrJohnEvans at 11:34 AM - reply - flag:

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

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