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DrJohnEvans
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Homepage URL: http://blackiceblueturf.vsport.tv/
Location: Trawna
Member since: March 11, 2004
Last visit: May 17, 2013

DrJohnEvans has posted 178 links and 1589 comments to SportsFilter and 138 links and 1250 comments to the Locker Room.

Sports Bio

of DrJohnEvans: scholar, gentleman, SpoFite

In a nutshell
The teams
The platform
The commendations
Great moments in sports journalism


Hot Chat update: Thinking about integrating directly with Twitter. In the meantime, I'm on there, if that's your sort of thing.


In a nutshell

Go Jays. Go Sens. Go Furious George GOAT. Go rouge.

(Lose Leafs Lose.)

In our hearts forever: Andy Peters vs. Rob Ray. Okay, so it turns out that you can't watch that video anymore. Damn. In its place, I present to you Aaron Downey vs Brad Norton—the fight that changed the NHL forever.

Sara Orlesky is cute, but Patricia Boal is always in the right place at the right time.


The teams


Coming real soon.


The platform


There are certain inalienable truths in sports, at least according to me.

  1. "Intangibles" do not exist in any meaningful form. If a player brings something "intangible" to his team, that should be reflected in either his individual stats or the team's stats. If not, then his "intangibles" have no value and are not worth discussing.

  2. The NHL's regular season standings will remain inherently unfair until all games are worth the same number of points.

  3. The pitch-out is the best play ever conceived in any sport.

  4. You are not a unique snowflake: everybody here is a fan of a team. Referring to said team in the first-person possessive does nothing to strengthen your argument or make you stand out. Indeed, a comment beginning with "My Brewers" taints the comment's value by informing me that you're arguing through the blue-and-gold-tinted glasses of a Brewers fan, and not objectively as a sports fan. Be proud, but be reasonable.

  5. Winning breeds relaxation, losing breeds frustration. It is infinitely easier to get along with your teammates when you're winning lots of games. Let's stop gazing at .600 teams and talking about how they're all bosom buddies. (Feel free to do the same with .400 teams, though.)


The commendations

"... an integral part of the Sportsfilter.com experience." — NoMich

"DrJohnEvans … should be reading medicine articles if [he is] really a doctor and stop complaining so much." — LROD

"DrJohnEvans [is] only the median if you give extra weight in the direction of users who have posted more than one comment." — mexican

"... DrJohnEvans is now my new friend." — Kleptophoria!

"Where's DrJohnEvans with a cool scoring table when you need him?" — The_Black_Hand


Great moments in sports journalism

Like most discriminating SpoFites, I'm really picky about the commentators and analysts that I have to watch and listen to. Fortunately, there are a few shining stars which pop up on my television. Included with your basic Rogers Cable package up here is a scrappy small-market sports channel, The Score. Their programming's centred around their near-constant highlight/update reels. They're my favourite in terms of sports news and entertainment: they just have fun with the stuff.

Tell it like it is

Sunday afternoons feature The Score on the NFL, which keeps track of the millions of games going on at once. December 19, they were doing their usual mid-afternoon round-up. The game was Minnesota at Detroit:

[highlight reel running]

"Minnesota gets one late in the fourth quarter to go up by seven, but it doesn't matter, because Detroit marches right back to score the major with eight seconds left in the game."

[boxscore screen comes up]

"It's still 28-27 as we're just waiting for the extra point, I'm just watching it now... and THEY MUFFED THE SNAP! They muffed the snap! Amazing. Amazing. Eight seconds left, the touchdown, and they muffed the snap. Okay, hang on, we gotta get you this picture. Amazing. Amazing."

[highlight comes up]

"Okay, here is it. This JUST HAPPENED, folks. Detroit scores to nearly tie it up, and they muff the snap. Amazing. Amazing. Man. Lions suck."

I love good sports journalism.

How to call a Tampa Bay home run

From MLB highlights on The Score Tonight, Summer 2006:
TIM: Fifth inning, Johnny Gomes at the dish. Now he's a model, if you know what I mean, 'cause he does his little thing on the catwalk.

SID: On the catwalk?

TIM: On the catwalk, yeah.

SID: He does his little thing on the catwalk?

TIM: That's correct.






Recent Links

CFL Pick 'Em, Grey Cup Edition Final Standings: Sorry to be so late with the results, folks. I've been sick with a mystery virus all week. I must've caught it from one of the cheerleaders at the Argos victory party. But enough about me: check your results inside!

posted by DrJohnEvans to fantasy at 01:16 PM on December 01 - 2 comments

Just like they drew it up: After five years in the wilderness, the Toronto Argonauts traded for a franchise quarterback for a shot at the championship at home. An up-and-down 9-9 season threatened to upset that plan, but they put all the pieces together at the right time, and dominated the Calgary Stampeders 33-25 to win the Grey Cup.

posted by DrJohnEvans to football at 09:44 AM on November 26 - 2 comments

CFL Pick 'Em, Grey Cup Edition: It's Grey Cup fever in Toronto: Stampeders fans are trying to smuggle horses into hotels, the convention centre is filled with vomiting Manitobans, and Rob Ford is falling down. Oh, and the Argos get home field advantage. Join the party and make your picks inside.

posted by DrJohnEvans to fantasy at 01:22 PM on November 22 - 14 comments

CFL Pick 'Em, Division Finals Edition: It's straight shootin' as the home team wins out in the semis. Time to get domed up and take on the favourites. Take off your jacket and make your picks inside.

posted by DrJohnEvans to fantasy at 11:14 AM on November 15 - 15 comments

CFL Pick 'Em, Semi-Final Edition: The large mammals are hibernating, and the small mammals are getting scared off by their shadows. That's right, it's the beginning of the Canadian winter, which means it's time for the CFL Playoffs. Got a chip on your shoulder from the regular season pick 'em? Get your revenge inside. Sad because you missed out on the summer pickings? The winter pickings are full of killer bonus action. (And snow. Lots of snow.) Grab your longjohns and make your picks inside.

posted by DrJohnEvans to fantasy at 07:07 PM on November 07 - 15 comments

Recent Comments

The Evolution of World Series Celebrations

Enjoyed this greatly. Thanks.

posted by DrJohnEvans at 02:42 PM on March 15

CFL Pick 'Em, Grey Cup Edition Final Standings

Just like they drew it up! Toronto's defence keeps Kevin Glenn and Jon Cornish in check, while Ricky Ray and Chad Kackert put enough points on the board to seal the deal in front of a racous home crowd. I know my throat is still sore, but that might just be the flu.

CGY @ TORMVPO/UTiebreaker
ResultToronto by 13KackertOver326
Margin of Error9 to 17

bender's random number generator gets the only correct MVP pick, but it's not enough to stop tommytrump taking home the (back) bacon. Congratulations tommytrump!

At the other end, jjzucal and ic23b only picked in the Grey Cup round, so it looks like your humble host takes home the Costanza.

SpoFiteCGY @ TORSMVPO/UPointsTotal Points
tommytrumpToronto Over210
andiemgarciaToronto11 Over39
cixelsyd Over17
benderToronto Kackert 26
argoalToronto 16
ReeverToronto Over26
FolkwaysToronto11 Over35
JPR 05
owlhouseToronto14 24
Ying Yang Mafia Over14
DrJohnEvansToronto Over23
jjzucalToronto Over22
ic23b Over11

Huge thanks to everyone for playing. Have a great winter, and we'll see you next June!

posted by DrJohnEvans at 01:17 PM on December 01

Just like they drew it up

Grrr. That should read 35-22. Sorry. It was a long night.

PS. Arrrrrrrgooooooooooooos!

posted by DrJohnEvans at 10:05 AM on November 26

CFL Pick 'Em, Grey Cup Edition

Here goes nothin'.

Toronto by 8
R-r-r-r-r-ray
Over
110

posted by DrJohnEvans at 12:46 PM on November 25

CFL Pick 'Em, Grey Cup Edition

Double upsets! Toronto overcomes their own early mistakes with a big third quarter to salt away the Alouettes and lay claim to a rare home Grey Cup apperance. They'll be facing Calgary, who surprised everyone with a confident win in Vancouver.

TOR @ MTLCGY @ BCDomes BonusDWC Bonus
ResultToronto by 7Calgary by 5RayTOR/MTL/CGY
Margin of Error5 to 94 to 7

Two upsets mean a tough week for points. Add the fact that defensive stalwart B.C. registered zero sacks, and the bonuses may make the difference in the end.

SpoFiteTOR @ MTLSCGY @ BCSDomes BonusDWC BonusPointsTotal Points
tommytrumpToronto5 Ray 38
andiemgarciaToronto Ray 26
cixelsydToronto Ray 26
argoalToronto 5 Montreal35
JPR 05
bender Calgary Ray 24
Howard_T 04
Reever 04
Ying Yang Mafia Montreal13
Folkways Calgary12
owlhouse 7 12
DrJohnEvans 01

100th GREY CUP - Toronto, ON (Sunday, November 24)

Calgary Stampeders @ Toronto Argonauts

Like they drew it up: Toronto built their team to challenge for the Grey Cup at home, and here they are. Ricky Ray has rounded into form, the defence has established some consistency, and Chad Owens has managed to not fumble for at least a couple games now. They're playing as good as they've played in years, and it sure is the right time for it.

Overshadowed by the Lions all season, Calgary's quietly put together a very nice year. A league-leading defence and a hard-rushing Jon Cornish has made up for some quarterback inconsistency. But they won four games straight to close out the season, and Kevin Glenn has a chip on his shoulder, so they're peaking at just the right time too.

TSN.ca Grey Cup Preview

MVP Bonus

Pick the player who will be the MVP of the Grey Cup.

Over/Under Bonus

The Over/Under is set at 54.5. Will the total number of points scored be over or under that mark?

Tiebreaker

Pick the total number of kick return yards acquired in the game, by both teams. This is worth no points and will be used only in case of a tie.

Good luck!

posted by DrJohnEvans at 01:22 PM on November 22

CFL Pick 'Em, Division Finals Edition

Montreal by 3
B.C. by 12
Lululululay
B.C.

posted by DrJohnEvans at 10:33 AM on November 18

CFL Pick 'Em, Division Finals Edition

DJE put himself above me even though we have the same number of points.

Alphabetical order!!!

posted by DrJohnEvans at 12:06 PM on November 15

CFL Pick 'Em, Division Finals Edition

Drama at both ends of the country. Toronto bursts out with a record-setting 31-point second quarter to put Edmonton to bed, while Calgary ends up on the right side of the seesaw in a thrilling finish.

EDM @ TORSSK @ CGYKicking TeethLVPM Bonus
ResultToronto by 16Calgary by 6WatersOver
Margin of Error11 to 214 to 8

JPR and tommytrump both nail the Calgary spread to take an early lead.

SpoFiteEDM @ TORSSSK @ CGYSKicking TeethLVPM BonusPointsTotal Points
JPRToronto Calgary6Waters 55
tommytrumpToronto Calgary6Waters 55
andiemgarciaToronto Calgary WatersOver44
cixelsydToronto Calgary WatersOver44
Howard_TToronto12Calgary Over44
ReeverToronto Calgary7 Over44
argoalToronto Over22
benderToronto18 22
Ying Yang MafiaToronto Calgary 22
DrJohnEvans Calgary 11
Folkways Calgary 11
owlhouse Calgary 11

No upsets here. It's number two versus number one in both divisions.

DIVISION FINALS

Toronto Argonauts @ Montreal Alouettes (Sunday, November 18)

Toronto has snapped a years-long futility streak with first a home playoff game, and then a win to boot. They loaded up this year with an eye towards playing the 100th Grey Cup at home. But no amount of loading up can change the fact that the road to the Grey Cup goes through Montreal. Such it has been, such it will always be.

TSN.ca Eastern Final Preview

Calgary Stampeders @ B.C. Lions (Sunday, November 18)

Calgary's in similar situation: they're a good team with some nice pieces, but you can't help but shake the feeling that they'll be facing a great team. The Stamps may have a slight edge in defence, but B.C. gets the nod on special teams. In the end it may very well come down to the two young quarterbacks: the emerging Drew Tate versus the emerged Travis Lulay.

TSN.ca Western Final Preview

Domes Bonus

Pick the quarterback who will throw for the highest yardarge. 2012 Passing Statistics

Defence Wins Championships Bonus

Pick the team who will have the most quarterback sacks. 2012 Sacks Statistics

Good luck!

posted by DrJohnEvans at 11:14 AM on November 15

CFL Pick 'Em, Semi-Final Edition

Edmonton by 7
Calgary (lead changes) by 12
Sandy Dee
Under

posted by DrJohnEvans at 10:10 AM on November 11

Costanza Trophy

Fantastic! Thanks justgary. I should be able to work with this.

posted by DrJohnEvans at 08:56 AM on November 08

CFL Pick 'Em, Semi-Final Edition

Relevant! Current weather forecasts for Sunday:

Calgary: Sunny with highs of 2, lows of minus freaking 16.

Toronto: INDOORS, suckers!

posted by DrJohnEvans at 07:11 PM on November 07

CFL Pick 'Em, Semi-Final Edition

Edmonton Eskimos (7-11) @ Toronto Argonauts (9-9) (Sunday, November 11)

The crossover rule is designed to reward a stronger division: if the fourth-place team in one division has a better record than the third-place team in the other, the fourth-place team crosses over and takes that playoff spot. So just how evenly matched are these teams? Edmonton has questions at quarterback; Toronto has questions everywhere else. Does home field advantage (and possible Grey Cup home field) give the Argos an edge over these Eskimos far from home?

TSN.ca Eastern Semi-Final Preview

Saskatchewan Roughriders (8-10) @ Calgary Stampeders (12-6) (Sunday, November 11)

Here's a more traditional playoff matchup: home favourite versus visiting underdog. To make things worse, the 'Riders come in on a four-game losing streak, while the Stamps have won four straight. Your only question: do you go for the spread, or the upset?

TSN.ca Western Semi-Final Preview

Kick 'Em In The Teeth Bonus

Pick the kicker who will score the most points this weekend. That includes place-kick field goals, drop-kick field goals, PATs, singles, and fakes.

2012 Kicking Stats

Las Vegas Posse Memorial Bonus

The combined over/under on total points scored for both games is 101.5. Will the actual number of points scored this weekend be OVER or UNDER that total?

Example pick: Edmonton by 21, Calgary by 14, Prefontaine, Over.

Good luck!

posted by DrJohnEvans at 07:07 PM on November 07

CFL Pick 'Em, Final Standings

Toronto's backups win a wild one to eliminate Hamilton for good. Calgary's backups do the same to relegate Edmonton to the crossover, which means Saskatchewan stays in the West regardless of their loss in B.C.. Also, Montreal played Winnipeg I guess.

HAM @ TORCGY @ EDMMTL @ WPGSSK @ BC
ResultToronto by 3Calgary by 3Winnipeg by 8B.C. by 11
Margin of Error2 to 42 to 46 to 108 to 14

No upsets at the top as bender finishes off his victory lap with a solid three-point week. Congratulations to bender and his nickel!

Controversy at the bottom! andiemgarcia finishes with the lowest absolute point total, but she only made 60% of her picks. Extrapolating her points over a full slate of picks puts her in the 62 point range, so I must declare her ineligible for the Costanza.

That leaves a three-way tie between MrFrisby, argoal, and Reever, each with 41 points. However! MrFrisby missed two picks this season, which means he projects to a respectable 42 points.

That leaves the Costanza as a tie between two players who did not miss a single pick all season. Congratulations, Reever and argoal! I'll have to dig up the trophy graphic for you to proudly display on your profiles.

(My Costanza Tiebreaker Projections are available for vetting.)

SpoFiteHAM @ TORSCGY @ EDMSMTL @ WPGSSSK @ BCSPointsTotal Points
bender Calgary4Winnipeg 359
tommytrumpToronto B.C. 254
Ying Yang Mafia B.C.8250
JPR 3 B.C. 248
Howard_T Winnipeg 145
DrJohnEvans 8 144
argoal B.C. 141
MrFrisby Calgary 141
Reever 3 B.C.14341
andiemgarciaToronto Calgary B.C.10438

Thanks for another great year! Stay tuned for the playoff pick 'em!

posted by DrJohnEvans at 11:19 AM on November 05

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 19

Hamilton by 11
Edmonton by 14
Montreal by 8
Saskatchewan by 8

posted by DrJohnEvans at 11:13 AM on October 31

MLB Post-Season Pick 'Em, Final Standings

Also, we do have at least one Perfect Costanza in SpoFi Pick 'Em history. It was Folkways in the 2006 CFL Playoffs Pick 'Em.

posted by DrJohnEvans at 10:06 AM on October 30