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DrJohnEvans
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Homepage URL: http://blackiceblueturf.vsport.tv/
Location: Trawna
Member since: March 11, 2004
Last visit: November 20, 2009

DrJohnEvans has posted 93 links and 1333 comments to SportsFilter and 138 links and 1037 comments to the Locker Room.

Sports Bio

of DrJohnEvans: scholar, gentleman, SpoFite

In a nutshell
The teams
The platform
The commendations
Great moments in sports journalism


Hot Chat update: Thinking about integrating directly with Twitter. In the meantime, I'm on there, if that's your sort of thing.


In a nutshell

Go Jays. Go Sens. Go Furious George GOAT. Go rouge.

(Lose Leafs Lose.)

In our hearts forever: Andy Peters vs. Rob Ray. Okay, so it turns out that you can't watch that video anymore. Damn. In its place, I present to you Aaron Downey vs Brad Norton—the fight that changed the NHL forever.

Sara Orlesky is cute, but Patricia Boal is always in the right place at the right time.


The teams


Coming real soon.


The platform


There are certain inalienable truths in sports, at least according to me.

  1. "Intangibles" do not exist in any meaningful form. If a player brings something "intangible" to his team, that should be reflected in either his individual stats or the team's stats. If not, then his "intangibles" have no value and are not worth discussing.

  2. The NHL's regular season standings will remain inherently unfair until all games are worth the same number of points.

  3. The pitch-out is the best play ever conceived in any sport.

  4. You are not a unique snowflake: everybody here is a fan of a team. Referring to said team in the first-person possessive does nothing to strengthen your argument or make you stand out. Indeed, a comment beginning with "My Brewers" taints the comment's value by informing me that you're arguing through the blue-and-gold-tinted glasses of a Brewers fan, and not objectively as a sports fan. Be proud, but be reasonable.

  5. Winning breeds relaxation, losing breeds frustration. It is infinitely easier to get along with your teammates when you're winning lots of games. Let's stop gazing at .600 teams and talking about how they're all bosom buddies. (Feel free to do the same with .400 teams, though.)


The commendations

"... an integral part of the Sportsfilter.com experience." — NoMich

"DrJohnEvans … should be reading medicine articles if [he is] really a doctor and stop complaining so much." — LROD

"DrJohnEvans [is] only the median if you give extra weight in the direction of users who have posted more than one comment." — mexican

"... DrJohnEvans is now my new friend." — Kleptophoria!

"Where's DrJohnEvans with a cool scoring table when you need him?" — The_Black_Hand


Great moments in sports journalism

Like most discriminating SpoFites, I'm really picky about the commentators and analysts that I have to watch and listen to. Fortunately, there are a few shining stars which pop up on my television. Included with your basic Rogers Cable package up here is a scrappy small-market sports channel, The Score. Their programming's centred around their near-constant highlight/update reels. They're my favourite in terms of sports news and entertainment: they just have fun with the stuff.

Tell it like it is

Sunday afternoons feature The Score on the NFL, which keeps track of the millions of games going on at once. December 19, they were doing their usual mid-afternoon round-up. The game was Minnesota at Detroit:

[highlight reel running]

"Minnesota gets one late in the fourth quarter to go up by seven, but it doesn't matter, because Detroit marches right back to score the major with eight seconds left in the game."

[boxscore screen comes up]

"It's still 28-27 as we're just waiting for the extra point, I'm just watching it now... and THEY MUFFED THE SNAP! They muffed the snap! Amazing. Amazing. Eight seconds left, the touchdown, and they muffed the snap. Okay, hang on, we gotta get you this picture. Amazing. Amazing."

[highlight comes up]

"Okay, here is it. This JUST HAPPENED, folks. Detroit scores to nearly tie it up, and they muff the snap. Amazing. Amazing. Man. Lions suck."

I love good sports journalism.

How to call a Tampa Bay home run

From MLB highlights on The Score Tonight, Summer 2006:
TIM: Fifth inning, Johnny Gomes at the dish. Now he's a model, if you know what I mean, 'cause he does his little thing on the catwalk.

SID: On the catwalk?

TIM: On the catwalk, yeah.

SID: He does his little thing on the catwalk?

TIM: That's correct.






Recent Links

CFL Pick 'Em, Division Finals Edition: Big playoff games lead to big playoff points. If you're not named Edmonton or Hamilton, pick yourself up off the mat and make your picks inside.

posted by DrJohnEvans to fantasy at 06:41 PM on November 19 - 12 comments

CFL Pick 'Em, Division Semi-Finals Edition: Missed out on the 2009 regular season pick 'em? Unhappy with your rank in the final standings? Simply bored on a Friday afternoon? Have no fear: the Playoff Pick 'Em is here! Playoff action kicks off this Sunday, so locate your heart and grit and make your picks inside.

posted by DrJohnEvans to fantasy at 10:49 AM on November 13 - 18 comments

CFL Pick 'Em, Final Standings: It takes until the final week of the season, but we have a winner. It takes some Grade 10 math, but we also have a Costanza winner.

posted by DrJohnEvans to fantasy at 10:18 AM on November 12 - 8 comments

MLB Post-Season Pick 'Em, Final Standings: Lots of good picks and just enough bonus action to make things interesting. C'mon in and find out what side of the revenue sharing pool you're on.

posted by DrJohnEvans to fantasy at 11:36 PM on November 05 - 9 comments

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 19: Tight week for points, but an even tighter race at the top. Heading into the final week of the 2009 Pick 'Em, we have a tie for first. Even if you've done the math and eliminated yourself, play for pride and make your picks inside.

posted by DrJohnEvans to fantasy at 10:40 PM on November 04 - 18 comments

Recent Comments

CFL Pick 'Em, Division Finals Edition

Out West, Calgary silences Arkee Whitlock and holds off the Edmonton comeback to make their way back to the division final. Back East, it was vintage Casey Printers who showed up: despite Hamilton's dramatic last-minute comeback to tie, Printers threw the last of his 360 passing yards to seal the deal in overtime.

In kicking news, veteran kicker Paul McCallum leads the pack with 16 points.

BC @ HAMEDM @ CGYBonus
ResultB.C. by 7Calgary by 3McCallum
Margin of Error5 to 92 to 4

Reever and dfleming both nail the Calgary spread to jump to the top. Also nobody got the bonus, so I left it off.

SpoFiteBC @ HAMSEDM @ CGYSPointsTotal Points
dfleming Calgary333
Reever Calgary333
argoal Calgary422
JPR Calgary422
Ying Yang MafiaB.C. Calgary 22
Cwok Calgary 11
DrJohnEvans Calgary 11
grum@work Calgary 11
owlhouseB.C. 11
rumpleB.C. 11
Spitztengle Calgary 11
rahilsuleman Calgary 11
tommytrump Calgary 11
apoch 00
Mave 00
MrFrisby 00
Schultzie 00

Division Finals

B.C. @ Montreal (Sunday, November 22)
All the numbers point Montreal's way. They piled up fifteen wins this season (SEVEN more than the Lions), they're dominant at home, they scored the most points in the league while allowing the fewest, and they haven't lost a big game at the Big O since... well, forget that last point. But despite their sheer awesomeness, they know that the Lions always play them tough, and Casey Printers just came off a monster game. Are the Lions a sexy underdog pick this weekend?

Calgary @ Saskatchewan (Sunday, November 22)
Like you thought it would be any different. These two titans have danced around each other for the last three months, and now the last song is startin' up. Both teams put together a 10-7-1 record, with that one tie coming against each other, of course. Both teams scored exactly 514 points. Calagary allowed 41 fewer points, if you're counting, but Taylor Field is the ultimate home-field advantage. I don't envy anyone for having to pick a winner here.

Offensive Bonus
Pick the quarterback that will accrue the highest passing yardage. For your reference: 2009 Passing Leaders

Defensive Bonus
Pick the team that will accrue the most quarterback sacks. For your reference: 2009 Sack Leaders

Good luck!

posted by DrJohnEvans at 06:42 PM on November 19

Matt Haughey's Excellent Hospital Adventure

All the best to the original Pantheonite.

posted by DrJohnEvans at 06:56 PM on November 16

CFL Pick 'Em, Division Semi-Finals Edition

Curse that TiVo for destroying my sense of time.

Calgary by 7

Hamilton by 10

Preeeeeefontaine

posted by DrJohnEvans at 01:15 PM on November 15

CFL Pick 'Em, Division Semi-Finals Edition

B.C. Lions (8-10) @ Hamilton Tigers-Cats (9-9) (Sunday, November 15)
B.C. faces a tough task heading into Hamilton. While the Tiger-Cats are not necessarily world-beaters just yet, they do face a Lions team that's lost its past two games. Casey Printers will play for B.C.—while he has yet to make a serious showing in his latest comeback, he's capable of putting together a complete game at any time. On the other sideline, Kevin Glenn looks to continue his own renaissance and do the impossible in Hamilton: win a playoff game.

Edmonton Eskimos (9-9) @ Calgary Stampeders (10-7-1) (Sunday, November 15)
Another coin toss: both teams had serious bouts of inconsistency over the regular season. Edmonton will be fine if Arkee Whitlock has another big game, and keeps the rush away from Ricky Ray. Calgary can dominate if Henry Burris gets on the same page as his deep receiving corps. Calgary may get a slight home edge, but don't count out the fans decked out in green & gold who make the big trip south.

The Bonus
Pick the kicker who will score the most points for his team. Official 2009 kicking stats.

posted by DrJohnEvans at 10:49 AM on November 13

CFL Pick 'Em, Final Standings

Casey gets hurt and Arkee runs away with an Edmonton victory over the Lions. Toronto offers no surprises to close out their 3-win season. Saskatchewan comes on strong at home to clinch the team's first division title since the Stone Age. And it's Bad Michael Bishop who shows up on Sunday and can't get anything going against the Tiger-Cats, as Winnipeg is eliminated by the cross-over.

EDM @ BCMTL @ TORCGY @ SSKHAM @ WPG
ResultEdmonton by 32Montreal by 25Saskatchewan by 16Hamilton by 22
Margin of Error22 to 4218 to 3311 to 2115 to 29

In one of the more dramatic finishes we've seen, MrFrisby caps his comeback by picking all four winners and hitting the Montreal margin for good measure. Congratulations, MrFrisby! And a hearty "Well fought" is due to j5v.

SpoFiteTOR @ EDMSSSK @ HAMSCGY @ BCSWPG @ MTLSPointsTotal Points
MrFrisbyEdmonton Montreal18Saskatchewan Hamilton 567
j5v Montreal Hamilton 264
apochEdmonton Montreal Saskatchewan Hamilton 459
DrJohnEvans Montreal21Saskatchewan Hamilton 457
tommytrump Montreal26 Hamilton26457
rahilsuleman Montreal Hamilton20356
Reever Montreal Saskatchewan 253
owlhouseEdmonton Montreal20 352
Schultzie Montreal Saskatchewan Hamilton 352
SpitztengleEdmonton Montreal21Saskatchewan Hamilton 551
argoal Montreal Saskatchewan Hamilton 350
JPR Montreal Hamilton 250
MaveEdmonton Montreal Hamilton 346
Ying Yang Mafia Montreal24Saskatchewan13Hamilton 542
BoKnows 029

At the other end of the table, the standings were close. BoKnows had fewer actual points than Ying Yang Mafia, but had only played 12 weeks to YYM's 18. Those numbers were close enough to give us our first ever CFL Costanza Run-off!

Okay, it's not actually a run-off. I just calculated the average points scored in the week(s) that each player missed, and added them to their total. This gives us the best guess at what the scores would've been had they picked every week.

Based on actual math, the Costanza goes to a very deserving Ying Yang Mafia. Congratulations!

SpoFiteActual ScoreWeeks MissedProjected Score
BoKnows29747
Ying Yang Mafia42145

Thank you to everyone for playing this season, and for lending even more excitement to those long, cold, Canadian summers. (Especially for the three Argonauts season ticket holders in this Pick 'Em who, after the first quarter, would frequently have nothing left to cheer for except the spread.)

Special thanks to Spitztengle for posting every week not only Chris Schultz's picks, but also the point spreads!

Thanks, and keep an eye out for the playoffs pick 'em, coming to a Locker Room near you!

posted by DrJohnEvans at 10:19 AM on November 12

SportsFilter: The Thursday Huddle

Odd little footnote to the Mike Danton story: Elliotte Friedman's dealings with him, described as "the strangest day of my professional existence".

posted by DrJohnEvans at 09:14 AM on November 12

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 19

rahilsuleman sends in a "B.C. by 10" via email.

posted by DrJohnEvans at 10:33 AM on November 06

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 19

Casey Printers B.C. by 7

Montreal by 21

Saskatchewan by 2

Hamilton by 4

posted by DrJohnEvans at 09:52 AM on November 06

MLB Post-Season Pick 'Em, Final Standings

The plucky underdog Yankees surprise everyone and beat the Philles in six, with Matsui taking the MVP. Starting pitchers averaged 96.9 pitches a game, just squeaking under the wire.

Jeffwa gets the winner, series length, and the PWC bonus for a key three points to take the title.

At the other end, boredom_08 picks in all rounds except the one-game playoff, and even if we gave him those two points, he'd still win the Costanza by at least 314 feet.

(Our top three finalists each finished a point apart, so no tiebreaker required. Feel free to break out your clock calculator if you wanna break your own ties.)

SpoFitePHI vs NYMVPPWC BonusPointsTotal Points
New York in 6MatsuiUnder4
JeffwaNew York in 6 Under313
rumpleNew York Under212
rocketmanNew York Under211
NoMichNew York in 6 110
BoKnows Under19
DrJohnEvansNew York in 6 29
holdenNew York Under19
Ying Yang Mafia Under19
cl Under18
hincandenzaNew York Under28
tron7 Under18
apoch 07
bperkNew York in 6 Under37
chris2sy Under17
Howard_T 07
owlhouse Under17
tommytrump Under16
boredom_08 02

Thanks for playing! Three and a half months 'til pitchers and catchers...

posted by DrJohnEvans at 11:36 PM on November 05

Yankees Win World Series

But they found a way to do it this year, and have fun doing it.

See Point V of the Official DrJohnEvans SpoFi Platform.

posted by DrJohnEvans at 11:09 PM on November 05

Yankees Win World Series

I think justgary was saying that there are no trolls in this thread because they were all banned, so please don't call people trolls. It's not a word to take lightly, is all.

posted by DrJohnEvans at 05:41 PM on November 05

Yankees Win World Series

Great read, justgary. Thanks.

posted by DrJohnEvans at 05:11 PM on November 05

Yankees Win World Series

Well, it was legitimately depressing to see empty seats behind home plate for the entire game.

posted by DrJohnEvans at 10:13 AM on November 05

SportsFilter: The Thursday Huddle

Tommy, watching this again made me feel a bit better.

Also this. And this.

(Also this just for kicks.)

posted by DrJohnEvans at 10:11 AM on November 05

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 19

Hamilton reaches deep and pulls out the crazy at home against the Riders, while Sandro DeAngelis makes two game-winning field goals as the Stamps edge the Lions. Montreal utterly embarrasses Winnipeg, and even Little Stevie Reaves can't help the Argos against Hamilton.

TOR @ EDMSSK @ HAMCGY @ BCWPG @ MTL
ResultEdmonton by 26Hamilton by 18Calgary by 2Montreal by 35
Margin of Error18 to 3413 to 231 to 325 to 46

With the Hamilton upset and CGY-BC coin toss, points were scarce this week. But j5v scored the most important point of all: the one that moves him into a tie for first with MrFrisby.

SpoFiteTOR @ EDMSSSK @ HAMSCGY @ BCSWPG @ MTLSPointsTotal Points
j5vEdmonton Calgary Montreal 362
MrFrisbyEdmonton Calgary 262
apochEdmonton Hamilton Calgary Montreal 455
DrJohnEvans Montreal 153
rahilsulemanEdmonton Hamilton 253
tommytrumpEdmonton23Hamilton Calgary Montreal 553
ReeverEdmonton Calgary3Montreal 451
owlhouseEdmonton Montreal 249
SchultzieEdmonton Montreal 249
JPREdmonton Montreal 248
argoal Montreal 147
SpitztengleEdmonton Calgary Montreal 346
MaveEdmonton Montreal 243
Ying Yang MafiaEdmonton 137
The_Black_Hand 023

This is it! All the marbles are right here, and someone's gotta take 'em. Or, you know, share 'em.

WEEK 19

Edmonton @ B.C. (Friday, November 6) The winner of this game clinches a playoff spot, and the loser risks total elimination. It doesn't get any better than this.

Montreal @ Toronto (Saturday, November 7) Tough to say, but chances are good that Montreal plays their starters. They have a first-round bye, and rust is a playoff team's worst enemy. Maybe next year, Little Stevie Reaves. Maybe next year.

Calgary @ Saskatchewan (Saturday, November 7) How about this one? These two teams were 1-1-1 head-to-head this season, with Calgry outscoring Saskatchewan by single touchdown. It's a coin toss if I've seen one. Did I mention that the winner clinches the division title, and the first-round bye?

Hamilton @ Winnipeg (Saturday, November 8) Another compelling match-up: if Hamilton wins, they clinch a home playoff game, and Winnipeg will be eliminated by a crossover from the West. But if Winnipeg wins, they take the season series 3-1 to break the tie for second and host a home playoff game themselves. Want to call this one? I sure don't.

Good luck!

posted by DrJohnEvans at 10:40 PM on November 04