March 4, 2008

read story | posted by justgary to General at 11:52 AM CDT (14 comments total)

I know it isn't tee-vee, but what bowling thread would be complete without this guy:

posted by HATER 187 at 12:02 PM CDT on March 4

Nobody fucks with jesus.

posted by justgary at 12:04 PM CDT on March 4

You said it, man.

I can't believe they didn't mention the fact that Homer Simpson has a 300 game! I'm sure winning the league championship was nice, but in bowling, it's all about the 300.

I don't think Jesus Quintana has a perfect game, although, maybe. The creep can roll, man.

posted by tahoemoj at 12:25 PM CDT on March 4

Fred Flinstone has to be #1. Try taking off your shoes and approaching on your tippy toes. And then do it with a ball that is mostly square. And sometimes, it disintegrates on the way to the pins. THAT is an uphill battle, my friend. Invisible help or not.

posted by THX-1138 at 1:22 PM CDT on March 4

I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

posted by cheemo13 at 1:32 PM CDT on March 4

I'm dumbfounded this guy didn't make the list

posted by Ricardo at 2:42 PM CDT on March 4

I was assuming this was going to be cricket related. *sigh*

posted by Drood at 3:37 PM CDT on March 4

Five Greastest Fictional TV Bowlers?! That is, like, your opinion, man!

posted by steelergirl at 7:30 PM CDT on March 4

Where's the love for Mort Goldman? Motherfucker rolled a perfecto -- AND peed his pants.

I'd like to see Fred top that.

posted by wfrazerjr at 8:47 PM CDT on March 4

I wanna see the top 5 MOVIE Bowlers.

The Big Lebowski probably has all of them, no?

posted by worldcup2002 at 9:31 PM CDT on March 4

The Big Lebowski probably has all of them, no?

I don't know. The cast of Grease 2 might take issue with that.

posted by goddam at 10:18 PM CDT on March 4

I don't know. The cast of Grease 2 might take issue with that.

Let me tell you something, Michelle Pfeiffer. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes "click."

Oddly, that'd be the *third* time I'd find the need to speak Those Exact Words to Ms. Pfeiffer.

posted by Ufez Jones at 10:32 PM CDT on March 4

While we're on films, what about Janeane Garofalo's 'The Bowler' character in that eminently forgettable comedy/superhero flick? What was it called?

He treats objects like women, man.

posted by owlhouse at 11:25 PM CDT on March 4

Mystery Men

posted by BoKnows at 11:35 PM CDT on March 4

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