Taste the Excitement.: NASCAR Meats: "You'll cheer the premium flavor of NASCAR Officially Licensed hot dogs ... delicious bacon, deli-thin sandwich meat, and smoked sausages." Is this real?
posted by worldcup2002 to auto racing at 01:12 PM - 26 comments
Is there asphalt and rubber flavored?
posted by Grrrlacher at 01:35 PM on March 30
Tail-gating specific foods ain't that bad of an idea.
posted by garfield at 01:36 PM on March 30
As a matter of fact, it is true. Note that the same company also handles Jeff Foxworthy Jerky.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 01:48 PM on March 30
Jeff Foxworthy Jerky. Wow and I did not know that.
posted by JohnSFO at 01:53 PM on March 30
I did not care to know that. I feel different now. Dirtier.
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 02:00 PM on March 30
posted by LEFTY120491 at 02:08 PM on March 30
Hey, capitalize any way you can. I don't feel any worse about this than I do having to put up with Donovan McNabb's mom on all those damned Chunky commercials. They are totally missing out by not having an official NASCAR drink called Dick Trickle.
posted by wfrazerjr at 02:47 PM on March 30
Jeff Foxworthy Jerky. Wow and I did not know that. Wow and I'm sorry I do. The idea of Jeff Foxworthy jerking anything....
posted by commander cody at 02:53 PM on March 30
I feel different now. Dirtier. ...You might be a redneck!
posted by JohnSFO at 03:20 PM on March 30
Do you have to eat them really really fast?
posted by wingnut4life at 03:30 PM on March 30
Do you have to eat them really really fast? Probably a good idea. Less chance of tasting. You know, for a smoked meats purveyor, these guys sure do put on a helluva car race.
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 03:44 PM on March 30
You know, for a smoked meats purveyor, these guys sure do put on a helluva car race. Where did you think they get the smoke? Burning rubber, baby! Hmm. Jeff Foxworthy's Burning Rubber Jerky? You think there's a market for that?
posted by fabulon7 at 03:48 PM on March 30
Jeff Foxworthy Jerky is one thing but NASCAR meats as well? What's next, NFL ham with a picture of T.O. or Chad Johnson on the front? How about MLB wine with A-Rod on the bottle saying he doesn't make enough money?
posted by timdawg at 03:51 PM on March 30
Life imitates art. Down under, satirists HG Nelson and Rampaging Roy Slaven have frequently offered mythical meat products such as 'a lamb chop now available in club colours'. But a real NASCAR sausage?
posted by owlhouse at 04:26 PM on March 30
I fear that these meats will induce several unwanted pit stops.
posted by tselson at 04:39 PM on March 30
But a real NASCAR sausage? I assume you mean Tony Stewart.
posted by wfrazerjr at 05:06 PM on March 30
Coming to Major League Baseball: The Barry Bonds Overstuffed Hotdog!!! Take yer ordinary hotdog and stuff it with twice the pork of a regular dog, cover it with onions, and put it between 2 Krispy Kreme donuts. Or try the Randy Johnson-ville Brat. Comes complete with a truck and a computer.
posted by THX-1138 at 05:19 PM on March 30
Take yer ordinary hotdog and stuff it with twice the pork of a regular dog, cover it with onions, and put it between 2 Krispy Kreme donuts. Or just give Balco a call and they'll send you some...um...Vitamins...(yeah...that sounds good..vitamins)...that you can inject and get the job done with no effort. Or try the Randy Johnson-ville Brat. Comes complete with a truck and a computer. Brat! Love it!
posted by commander cody at 05:25 PM on March 30
ahhh... the inevitable barry bonds tie-in! god bless america :)
posted by JohnSFO at 05:28 PM on March 30
Actually Balco has developed a handy dispenser for your "creme-y" condiments. Just...err...rub it on your dog to increase it's...um...beefiness. /Puts face in hands and feels bad for rest of world. But still hits "post"
posted by THX-1138 at 05:47 PM on March 30
posted by wfrazerjr at 06:34 PM on March 30
Of the Jeff Foxworthy Jerky, was that not a type-o, with the y being put at the end by accident? Nah, I guess not. However, NASCAR has the idea that we will buy anything and they do market well, like with those '96 Thunderbirds with distinct front bumpers and decals to make us gullibles accept them as Chargers, Fusions and Monte Carlos. I like the special deal at Bristol where the winner always knocks the best car on his ass and others knock others on their asses. That's Racin'. What a sport!
posted by Bud Lang at 10:45 PM on March 30
If I remember correctly, there is Bill Elliott beef jerky and pork rinds too. Pretty good from what I've heard.
posted by dbt302 at 09:41 AM on March 31
Do they have Ricky Rudd fizzies?
posted by FozzFest at 05:19 PM on March 31
Talk about a stunt for cash wow its amazing the new lows professional sports hit year after year.
posted by buffalo will never win at 06:57 PM on March 31
oh man.. nascar is gettin bad abusing the fans loyalties to the sport...sort of reminds me of the WWE(WWF) in the old days...shame on their greed...i hope they get pinched like drexel,eron or worldcom(MCI) did...
posted by ktown at 08:40 PM on March 31
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