Albert Belle Arrested on stalking charges.

Of course, being arrested for it does not mean that he actually did it.

posted by bperk at 01:34 PM - reply - flag:

can't say it surprises me, the guy had the look of a stalker at the plate. man, he could rake though putting a GPS tracking device under your ex's car-GENIUS

posted by erkno11 at 01:36 PM - reply - flag:

I tend to imagine the life of famous athletes and ex-athletes as automatically being more peaceful and pleasure-filled than my own. I am wrong.

posted by Bill Lumbergh at 02:02 PM - reply - flag:

he shoulda made the hall tho...

posted by soccerplaya16 at 02:22 PM - reply - flag:

"You didn't write a story about my Hall of Fame induction," Belle said. "You guys never report the good stuff that I do." So ... he's delusional also?

posted by wfrazerjr at 02:29 PM - reply - flag:

What a jerk. I don't understand it. He thinks he owns her. I think of that crap then think about my mother and sister and what I would do to a guy like Albert Belle if he treated them like that. Now he is innocent til proven guilty but c'mon! ask OJ.

posted by GoBirds at 03:21 PM - reply - flag:

He should have been an extra in the movie coneheads. I have not seen a head like that since my two kids were born.

posted by Stonecoldsteviewonderwoman at 03:51 PM - reply - flag:

He should have went the Tom Cruise way and just gave her a cell phone with a GPS tracking device in it.

posted by Doc at 05:54 PM - reply - flag:

You guys are crazy, he wasn't stalking her, he was just trying to make sure she was all right 100 times a day !!! Hahahaha

posted by vickyandhennypoo at 06:00 PM - reply - flag:

wfrazerjr, I think he was referring to the Louisiana Hall of Fame. Not delusional, but perhaps inflating his importance a bit.

posted by RScannix at 06:04 PM - reply - flag:

He put a GPS tracking device on her car? That's stupid. I would have just hid in her back seat, and when she goes to her boyfriend's house, I would've tied 'em both up and stripped 'em both naked and poured cold water on them and got my scalpel and sharpened it and let Franz my killer monkey chew their ears off and...NEVERMIND. Fuck, Albert, they did you wrong, man!

posted by Desert Dog at 06:28 PM - reply - flag:

Doesn't everyone use a GPS to keep an eye on their girlfriend, wife or both? Damn, I'd better be sure my wife doesn't see this one! Or my girlfriend either!

posted by commander cody at 06:58 PM - reply - flag:

Hey commander, Home Depot is offering a buy one GPS tracking device, get one free. That should save you some money for surveillance equipment. Just looking out for you.

posted by Desert Dog at 08:39 PM - reply - flag:

Oh sure! Lloyd Dobler stands outside his ex-girlfriend's house with a boombox blaring Peter Gabriel tunes, and he's considered "romantic". Albert Belle uses a hidden GPS device to follow his ex-girlfriend and he's considered a stalker. To-may-to, to-mah-to.

posted by grum@work at 09:42 PM - reply - flag:

Hey commander, Home Depot is offering a buy one GPS tracking device, get one free. Thanks desert dog. Now if I could have only got that same deal on a couple of my divorces. Or at least on a wife/girlfriend deal.

posted by commander cody at 10:12 PM - reply - flag:

Come on. Albert only put a GPS system on her car so that he would know where to throw the baseball.

Friday, February 17, 2006

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