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January 17, 2006

Gigantic elk!: NFLers really are stronger

posted by panoptican to other at 08:38 PM - 31 comments

Thats a lot of meat. Here in Jackson Hole, Wyoming we have a lot of elk. Ive seen some big ones. Nothing like that big bastard there though. Yummy.

posted by GoBirds at 09:43 PM on January 17

Elk, it's what's for dinner.

posted by mayerkyl at 09:57 PM on January 17

My god, that's a big fucking beast!

posted by willthrill72 at 10:21 PM on January 17

Looks like the refs blew another call big time on this one--I'd have thought shooting another player with an arrow would at least rate 15 yards for unsportsmanlike conduct.

posted by billsaysthis at 11:02 PM on January 17

Hey! He was my neighbor for about 3 years. Funky.

posted by pivo at 02:15 AM on January 18

You lived next door to an elk?

posted by JJ at 04:34 AM on January 18

Wait... the elk had a door?

posted by JJ at 04:34 AM on January 18

A good meal for Nate " the Kitchen" Newton or William " The Fridge" Perry.

posted by mustang71 at 08:20 AM on January 18

I'm not at all against hunting (or eating the tasty meat of what other people kill) ... but it's a bit unsporting to refer to killing another living being as "tagging" it, isn't it? I mean, c'mon -- "tagging it" was what we did to college girls in the late 80s.

posted by wfrazerjr at 09:06 AM on January 18

I thought "tagging" was what you did to endangered species to follow their migration habits.

posted by JJ at 09:13 AM on January 18

Tagging it also what you have to do after you have shot it. Most states make you tag it. I don't know how you could call that unsporting.

posted by Buckfever14 at 09:50 AM on January 18

I don't know how you could call that unsporting. I think it's because "tagging" comes off as a euphamism for "killing" for those not in the know.

posted by jmd82 at 10:23 AM on January 18

I like "harvesting."

posted by Hugh Janus at 10:44 AM on January 18

I think it's because "tagging" comes off as a euphamism for "killing" for those not in the know. Maybe I'm not in the know. But what I do KNOW is, you have to kill it before you can tag it. And if I'm hungry, I'm gonna tag it!

posted by Buckfever14 at 10:47 AM on January 18

I'm gonna harvest that sonofabitch who's been sleeping with my wife.

posted by Hugh Janus at 11:28 AM on January 18

Careful you don't spill any seed.

posted by yerfatma at 11:47 AM on January 18

You reap what you sow?

posted by Hugh Janus at 11:52 AM on January 18

Here piggy piggy, sooOO-EEEEEEE.

posted by yerfatma at 01:33 PM on January 18

If you're going to talk about hunting you should at least know somthing about it. Tagging is not a euphamism for "Killing", you desk bound geeks. When you get drawn (in most states there is a lottery for permits because there more hunters than available animals) for an elk or deer permit you are issued a tag. It is uaually a plastic card (with the tag number imprinted on it)attached to a "one time" click shut lanyard. This tag must be placed on the animal you kill, usually thru a hole pierced in the ear. Thus the term tagging. duh!

posted by JW123 at 01:49 PM on January 18

AMENNNN JW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here in Kansas, we can buy deer tags over the counter. We have so many deer and I'm talking grain fed monsters. You can get up to five tags. Oh and by the way, when I'm playin paintball and I shoot ya, you just got tagged by the Hoser. Have a nice day.

posted by Buckfever14 at 02:09 PM on January 18

ho·ser (hōz'ər) n. Canadian Slang. A clumsy, boorish person, especially an uncouth, beer-drinking man. (American Heritage Dictionary)

posted by DrJohnEvans at 02:46 PM on January 18

Dear JW123, Thanks for the information. Now go fuck yourself. Love, wfrazerjr

posted by wfrazerjr at 03:04 PM on January 18

Or am I overreacting again? Oh and by the way, when I'm playin paintball and I shoot ya, you just got tagged by the Hoser. So, in other words, "tagged" refers to the act of being shot, not the tags you would purchase, since I'm assuming you aren't purchasing paintball tags. Which is what I said in the first place.

posted by wfrazerjr at 03:19 PM on January 18

So lemme guess, "harvesting," with regards to hunting, has some other technical meaning for you bloody Kansans?

posted by Hugh Janus at 03:57 PM on January 18

This is real hunting!

posted by HATER 187 at 04:02 PM on January 18

Good god. Hunting takes place all over the world, and guess what, it's got a lot of variation, including in its terminology. Just because you're Big Buck Man doesn't mean you own the words.

posted by lil_brown_bat at 04:03 PM on January 18

Somebody tag John Brown's body. Then cut his throat and string him upside down from your basketball hoop, like my parents' neighbor does.

posted by yerfatma at 06:12 PM on January 18

HMMMMM. lil-brown, I don't think I said anything about owning anything did I ol buddy??

posted by Buckfever14 at 06:18 PM on January 18

Hey, yerfatma, don't you think it might just fall apart after all that a-mould'ring in the grave?

posted by Hugh Janus at 01:13 PM on January 19

But his soul will go marching on. Or hang off a basketball hoop. Whatever.

posted by lil_brown_bat at 01:29 PM on January 19

Glorious.

posted by Hugh Janus at 01:44 PM on January 19

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