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June 26, 2013

New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez in semi-nude viral dance video: A video posted online appears to show the Jets quarterback and GQ cover boy bare-bottomed and dancing with two women at a swanky house party.

posted by BornIcon to football at 02:42 PM - 9 comments

I'd think whatever he was smoking is of a much greater concern to the Jets and the NFL than his little "butt dance." It's unclear from the video whether Little Sanchez was flopping about, or whether he just uncovered his ass and bounced, but whatever. He was having a good time with a couple of hot chicks, so if that's what blows his hair back, that's his business. Given the opportunity to party in a similar fashion at his age, I'd have been the first to drop trough. But if he's smokin' the reefer in violation of the league's substance abuse policy and stupid enough to allow himself to get filmed doing it, then he deserves the imminent shitstorm.

posted by tahoemoj at 03:07 PM on June 26

Given the opportunity to party in a similar fashion at his age, I'd have been the first to drop trough.

I'm dropping trou now, just in case that makes a dance party happen.

posted by rcade at 03:33 PM on June 26

Every butt gets to have a productive day sooner or later. After what he's been through, his day was overdue.

posted by beaverboard at 03:59 PM on June 26

Maybe he's trying to change the Google autosearch for "mark sanchez butt":

posted by dfleming at 04:10 PM on June 26

Early nomination to dfleming for 2013 Spofi post of the year.

posted by cixelsyd at 05:03 PM on June 26

Did they finally retire the butt fumble from it's spot as Not Top Ten champion?

posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 09:09 PM on June 26

That clip is proof Sanchez not only plays like he has his head up his ass, but like he has his head up the ass of his teammates, too.

posted by dyams at 07:17 AM on June 27

Given the opportunity to party in a similar fashion at his age, I'd have been the first to drop trough.

I'm dropping trou now, just in case that makes a dance party happen.

According to Billy Idol, you're on the right track.

posted by wfrazerjr at 08:01 PM on June 27

Did they finally retire the butt fumble from it's spot as Not Top Ten champion?

In a word, no.

posted by NerfballPro at 09:59 AM on June 28

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