February 02, 2011

I consider the following my outstanding experience at Yankee Stadium:
"I got a blow-job under the right field Bleachers, by the Yankee Bull pen." -- Mickey Mantle

posted by kirkaracha to baseball at 06:46 PM - 13 comments

The whole bullpen?!?!

posted by hincandenza at 06:49 PM on February 02

Wasn't that Mariano's rookie year?

posted by Ufez Jones at 06:52 PM on February 02

So his best moment is hitting a triple?

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 08:02 PM on February 02

Considering the many achievements and experiences of Mantle at the stadium, that must have been one spectacular example of fellatio. And wasn't he a gentleman when the nice young lady somehow was able to request his opinion on disposal of the by-product of the tryst? In acknowledging his lack of expertise on the subject, he further cemented his stature as an eloquent and thoughtful member of the game's history.

posted by tahoemoj at 08:03 PM on February 02

I had a pulled groin , kind of an understatement wouldn't you think?

posted by dviking at 08:06 PM on February 02

At least he was honest.

posted by Drood at 08:34 PM on February 02

It would be great if another player came forward and said that his outstanding experience at the stadium was "experiencing" the same blow job.

By that, I mean watching, of course

posted by tahoemoj at 09:01 PM on February 02

Thank goodness for commas.

posted by graymatters at 12:01 AM on February 03

Thank goodness for commas.

You win, sir.

posted by tahoemoj at 12:36 AM on February 03

I think it'd be funny if another player had said his best moment was GIVING that blow job...

posted by Drood at 01:42 AM on February 03

It was such a memorable moment that a fast food chain named a fish sandwich after it.

posted by beaverboard at 01:57 AM on February 03

Mantle must have been on a bad one when he wrote that and sent it in.

posted by dyams at 09:18 AM on February 03

posted by yerfatma at 11:33 AM on February 04

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