elvorich -- WAY too funny.
Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such. More proof that God hates us. I mean, if we were really His favorites, why would he have not given me this? I mean, how many times have I had to go back to the kitchen to get my glass of water or a slice of pie because my hands were full? How many times have I been drinking a beer and holding the remote when I needed to scratch my knee? God! Hook me up!
I watch SVU and all those Dateline specials, I know what's up. So you weren't the naked guy in the Wendys. Good. *Whew*
Brings new meaning to "So long and thanks for all the fish."
There's a Party Fun Action Committee song called "Back in the Day" that applies here. Believe that.
Fatty, can you post a link to it? After possibly enjoying your last PFAC link (I'm still not sure), I'd love to hear more of those idiots (sort of?).
"So long and thanks for all the fish." That was the weirdest movie I have ever seen.
YYM, if you saw that abomination, you need to see the real deal to understand the genius that is Douglas Adams.
can you post a link to it? I'll try to do so tonight if I can. YouSendIt.com is in the crapper (does anyone know of a good alternative?).
Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such. More proof that God hates us. I mean, if we were really His favorites, why would he have not given me this? What...you don't have one?
Another reason not to shake hands/fins with a dolphin at Seaworld.
"understand the genius that is Douglas Adams."
Or, you know, read the
book(s).
yerfatma, try Sendspace.
Here it is then. In my defense, someone requested it. It's NSFW and fairly gross, which is what amuses the 12 year-old in me (I ate him on Tuesday). Were it not for the bandwidth cops at work, I'd try to cleanse the pallette with something newer and friendlier. A little Gnarls Barkley, perhaps.
Wow, I really should have read that Dolphin Sex link before I tried.
