April 13, 2003

MLS Fantasy League Week One. Four teams fail to score any points, one because it has no players and three because they have less than eleven players. Aside from that, no idea who is who. My picked with a pin and a sheet of paper Zulu Army are midtable. Any one else care to remind us of which team is their's?

posted by squealy to navel gazing at 02:00 PM - 27 comments

Rk Manager Season Last 1 Bosiak Bashers 460 270 2 Dangling Tits 440 390 3 The Scampi of Doom 430 275 4 ufez 345 330 5 big perv 290 290 6 Spacemen 285 225 6 Zulu Army 285 225 8 Mad Rrhea 235 200 9 Atlanta Arsenal 225 200 10 StarFookers 215 175 11 Turnip Surprise 200 190 12 The Torn ACLs 165 165 13 37 Push Ups 0 0 13 BABG 0 0 13 Trendelmaniacs 0 0 13 hardtimes inwestpho 0 0

posted by squealy at 02:03 PM on April 13

Well, i'm the StarFookers of course. Mad Rrhea is my friend Paul. BABG is my friend Andy, i'll talk to him about his team later. Bosiak Bashers is my friend Joe who is etrader9 in the EPL Fantasy League...

posted by StarFucker at 06:16 PM on April 13

My Dangling Tits are 2nd?!! (And Star "mr. expert" Fooker is #10?) Hahahahaha! And they are in your face, baby, in your face! How you like my Dangling Tits? Hahahahahahahahahaha. (You don't know how happy this makes me.) I'm going to enjoy rubbing my Dangling Tits in your face this season. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

posted by worldcup2002 at 06:37 PM on April 13

I guess I should have read the rules previous to this morning. I kinda wondered why I didn't get any points last week until I realized that my team was frozen due to only fielding 9 players. Now I'm good to go and ready to storm my way to the top regardless of my MLS ignorance.

posted by ttrendel at 11:06 PM on April 13

Turnip surprise is not bottom!!!! WooWoo!

posted by BigCalm at 03:45 AM on April 14

I'm 37 Push Ups. I thought me team was full.. I should score next week.

posted by corpse at 07:51 AM on April 14

It's surely only a matter of time before World Cup starts singing this song. Haha!

posted by BigCalm at 08:27 AM on April 14

I'm, um, ufez. I'm in fourth. That's probably going to be my peak, but that's okay. I may need to get a new goalie, which makes me quite sad (I've got D.J. Countess right now, who left the game on Saturday). Anyone else attend any games this weekend? I went to the overtime tie between the Burn and Galaxy.

posted by Ufez Jones at 09:03 AM on April 14

Take it easy worldcup...i wasn't dominating the Yahoo league till the 3rd or 4th week. Give it some time. I'll be up there looking down on your tits in a few weeks...

posted by StarFucker at 09:08 AM on April 14

The scores have been updated...i moved into 9th.

posted by StarFucker at 09:38 AM on April 14

1 etrader9 - Bosiak Bashers 525 1 kafkaesque - The Scampi of Doom 525 3 worldcup2002 - Dangling Tits 460 4 Ufez Jones - ufez 440 5 pfuller - big perv 400 6 jasonspaceman - Spacemen 375 7 SF's friend Paul - Mad Rrhea 370 8 squealy - Zulu Army 320 9 StarFucker - StarFookers 310 10 BigCalm - Turnip Surprise 280 11 trox - Atlanta Arsenal 275 11 jpoulos - The Torn ACLs 275 13 corpse - 37 Push Ups 0 13 SF's friend Andy - BABG 0 13 ttrendel - Trendelmaniacs 0 13 eckeric - hardtimes inwestpho 0

posted by pfuller at 10:21 AM on April 14

I think these are correct, but if I'm wrong please let me know.

posted by pfuller at 10:23 AM on April 14

hey fooker, why don't your friends sign up to SpoFi and join in the fun and excrement excitement?

posted by Ufez Jones at 10:36 AM on April 14

I don't know ufez...etrader9 has joined. Those other guys are too "busy" or some shit, i don't know. Up yours ya plonker!

posted by StarFucker at 11:30 AM on April 14

13 SF's friend Andy - BABG 0 "friend" Hahahahahahahahaha

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:26 PM on April 14

My team motto (remember it): DANGLING TITS: All over you and in your face, baby!

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:27 PM on April 14

"13 SF's friend Andy - BABG 0 "friend" Hahahahahahahahaha" I don't get it...

posted by StarFucker at 12:54 PM on April 14

For a second, I thought I had mispelled "friend" and ran over to dictionary.com where I stumbled upon this: Word History: A friend is a lover, literally. Not to say that this is what worldcup was laughing at, but maybe he was reading it literally.

posted by pfuller at 01:04 PM on April 14

I was implying its literality. But the implication was, yes, pfuller, you got it. I'm just doing what I said I'd do. It's just more fun to do it to SF. Woooohoooohooo. You horse-faced pig-head thrower!

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:21 PM on April 14

*note to self: wc2k2 may actually be worse than the fooker if he wins. Keep both out of first at all costs**

posted by Ufez Jones at 01:28 PM on April 14

I still don't get it...

posted by StarFucker at 01:30 PM on April 14

Permit me to translate, Fooker: curtain opens, we see a playground with two misfit SpoFi youthsters ambling about aimlessly wc2k2 : "Hey Fooker! You're Gay!" wc2k2 pokes fooker with a stick, throws a dirt clod at him, and exits, stage left curtain closes

posted by Ufez Jones at 02:23 PM on April 14

"Two thumbs up!" - Fatboy and Dorkface

posted by worldcup2002 at 05:19 PM on April 14

I am bewildered...

posted by StarFucker at 09:48 PM on April 14

That's stating the obvious.

posted by worldcup2002 at 10:20 PM on April 14

posted by StarFucker at 10:34 AM on April 17

From the MLS fantasy league page: PLEASE NOTE: Per Major League Soccer, the following statistical changes have been made after thorough review of the five (5) MLS games over the weekend. Further statistical verification may be found at http://www.mlsnet.com/statistics/tmstats.html . B. West - 2nd Assist (CLB @ MET) NO ASSIST AWARDED L. Donovan - 2nd Assist (SJ @ COL) NO ASSIST AWARDED C. Talley - Assist (DC @ KC) NO ASSIST AWARDED B. Convey - 2nd Assist (DC @ KC) NO ASSIST AWARDED D. Fabbro - 2nd Assist (DC @ KC) NO ASSIST AWARDED R. Faria - Assist (NE @ CHI) NO ASSIST AWARDED A. Williams - 2nd Assist (NE @ CHI) NO ASSIST AWARDED I guess this explains the scoring changes.

posted by pfuller at 09:54 AM on April 19

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