04/24/24
March 26, 2003
SpoFi EPL Fantasy League WEEK 32 Leader: StarFucker! [oh, the fookin' agony! see inside!]
posted by worldcup2002 to navel gazing at 01:49 AM - 25 comments
Looks like SF is still running away with it. Altho, FB did put a 17-point dent in SF's lead. Will it be too little too late? Only six weeks to go! The fight for places is hottest at 3-8, where, it seems, apt820 and I were the biggest losers this week. My pathetic performance was only salvaged by an outstanding assist from Zola, a beautiful match-winner from Murphy and a surprise goal from defender Gallas. Dropping Van Nistelrooy cost me 41 pts. The agony ...
posted by worldcup2002 at 02:04 AM on March 26, 2003
Didn't I tell you I was coming for ya!
posted by trox at 07:34 AM on March 26, 2003
Oi! and I thought I was having a good week. Must break 100 next week.
posted by corpse at 08:19 AM on March 26, 2003
Oooh, 17 points!! WOW!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I have a 267 point lead on you monkeys! A dent?! More like a scratch... Oh man, i better not lose this or i will never hear the end of it.
posted by StarFucker at 09:05 AM on March 26, 2003
Six games to go. FB would need to beat you by 44.75 every week just to catch up. We need a miracle.
posted by worldcup2002 at 12:31 PM on March 26, 2003
We need a miracle. Can I get an Amen?!
posted by trox at 12:49 PM on March 26, 2003
Amen!
posted by pfuller at 01:15 PM on March 26, 2003
So....any predictions on who is going to win the First Sportsfilter Yahoo Fantasy League Title? The FSYFL?
posted by StarFucker at 03:41 PM on March 26, 2003
I'm Number One!! 
Hey! Nachos!
posted by StarFucker at 04:17 PM on March 27, 2003
I'm not sure how this is relevant, but Ouch! that must have hurt.
posted by pfuller at 09:23 AM on March 28, 2003
Where the hell is everyone?! Why aren't you people congratulating me?!
posted by StarFucker at 04:55 PM on March 28, 2003
Not much fun when you all admit defeat... Has everyone given up hope?
posted by StarFucker at 03:49 PM on March 31, 2003
You all suck!
posted by StarFucker at 10:35 AM on April 03, 2003
Houllier is a moron... http://soccernet.espn.go.com/headlinenews?id=263078&cc=5739
posted by StarFucker at 11:30 AM on April 04, 2003
Hasn't got much choice has he? Owen is injured and fatboy Mellor doesn't have the experience to play on his own up front. After Heskey, who realistically are his choices? Baros has hardly set the world afire.
posted by squealy at 12:30 PM on April 04, 2003
Four comments in a row, all by the same person - talking to yourself isn't good for you SF!
posted by BigCalm at 12:30 PM on April 04, 2003
Well, no one else is posting! And i LIKE Baros...
posted by StarFucker at 12:52 PM on April 04, 2003
Well I imagine Baros will play up front with Heskey tomorrow, so we'll see. Fortunately for me it's live on satellite tv. :-)
posted by squealy at 12:59 PM on April 04, 2003
Its live for me on FSW as well!! Of course, the live game is on at 7:30am local time...I will be catching the replay at 11am. Just got to remember not to check scores before then.
posted by StarFucker at 01:09 PM on April 04, 2003
Oi starfucker, Liverpool lost 7-0.
posted by Fat Buddha at 03:39 PM on April 04, 2003
Hey man, i'm getting a little worried about MLS Fantasy...i keep getting this message at the top saying that there was a problem with one of my players, that i am full at that position... Number one: I am NOT full at this position.. Number two: I don't have that player anymore, i already traded him.. If i don't get any points after this weekend because of this, i am going to be plenty pissed!
posted by StarFucker at 03:40 PM on April 04, 2003
What the hell are you talking about Buddha?! 
posted by StarFucker at 03:57 PM on April 04, 2003
what the fook is that picture of? Hey, Houllier should play Rooney! oh, wait a minute ... Graaaargh. Houllier should buy Rooney!
posted by worldcup2002 at 04:42 PM on April 04, 2003
Oi Starfucker, how the devil should I know, for chuffs sake?!
posted by Fat Buddha at 05:56 PM on April 04, 2003
1. StarFucker 2228.22 2. Fat Buddha 1960.53 3. corpse 1825.11 4. Mossy 1824.66 (+2) <= superb, on the brink of top 3 5. Trox 1802.95 (+2) <= ditto 6. pfuller 1801.87 (+2) <= exemplary 7. worldcup2002 1773.47 (-2) <= aggrieved 8. apt820 1744.71 (-4) <= ouch 9. jasonbondshow 1682.31 10. elsoltano 1619.94 11. Drood 1517.43 12. BigCalm 1313.35 (+1) <= yay! 13. cory 1303.75 (-1) <= hmm 14. eckeric 1226.75 15. etagloh 1080.97 16. jipe 1033.90 17. etrader9 1005.12 <= top scorer with 128.07; out of last place in two weeks!