Alex Rodriguez is a young Barry Bonds. Scary, once (okay, in this case, one of a few)- in- a- generation talent and ability. In 10 years, we'll all be saying "Man, Alex is a surefire hall of famer, but why is he so surly with the press?!" It's because we manufacture these things. We, the people. Other than taking that contract- and I for one wouldn't blame him!- he's never given us anything to hate or even dislike. He's a decent guy, reasonably bright, plays like a god, and shows up every day without any complaint. His off-field activities are uncontroversial and in some cases worthy of merit. In short, he's a great player and a pretty decent person. Alex is a human being, being human (tm, J.D. Fortune)... as is Barry Bonds, and any of these other people we like to demonize in the press for some quickie TV filler time. Hell, Ted Williams is deified for his ability, but he not only was maligned in the press at the time he played, he had a love/hate relationship with the fans... he also never won a trophy. Bonds, Griffey, now A-Rod are among some of the best players in the last two decades who've yet to actually win the World Series. More than any other sport baseball prevents one player from "carrying" a team, ergo we can't malign players for not winning the big one. It's a shame we're overlooking one of the greatest talents to ever play the game- and who should have stayed at SS over the far, far, far less capable Jeter- because of stuff that's only in our heads, stuff that doesn't even matter.
Oh, I do have a (baseball) crush on him This is a story I heard third hand so don't hold me to this but.....This guy I know is a limo driver in NYC. He's a die hard Yankee fan (he has a tatoo of the NY logo on his leg) You bring up any yankee player and he just goes nuts "fuck yeah paul o'neil, that guy was the best" or "fucking A, Matsui, Damon and Sheff is gonna be the nassiest out field EVER" but if you bring up number 2 he's all "don't fucking bring up Jeter, ever, never, ever" Apparently this friend of a friend was working one night and his limo service picked up Derek Jeter and a couple of friends from a club in Manhattan around 12:30. Everyone gets dropped off leaving just Jeter and my friend of a friend in the limo. He asks Pat (that's my friend of friends name, Pat) if he can drop him off at another club and be back at 4 (in the NYC our bars stay open until 4 AM) The bar he takes him to looks just like the Blue Oyster Club from the police academy movies. Very guy friendly, if you catch my drift. The point of my story, Grum you got a shot. I feel like Jude Law telling the sandwich story in I heart huckabees when I tell that story.
That's cool. I just vomitted in my hands. You know, for what it's worth. (Jeter... Yeah, I'd fuck him. He's kinda cute... What? Look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn't. Well, I don't believe you. He's dreamy.)
So your friend's friend Pat is gay?
It's Pat 
What cake? It's the Onion, grum. I'm well aware of that. That's why I used the quotes around "article". The fact that it made fun of the first thing I commented on (jumping throws) was great. That it threw in the last line about the "fist pump", which I also joked about, was the "icing" for me.
grum, I think the article was actually making fun of people who get wrought up about the jumping throws and whatnot. Something about "Experts: 'Derek Jeter Probably Didn't Need To Jump To Throw That Guy Out'" just, I dunno, sorta suggests that, you know?
None are so blind, lbb. You call out jg, saying she'd be talking out the other side of her face if A-Rod played for the Sox, then you can't see an article about Derek Jeter is an article about Derek Jeter. How's the petard?
I think the article was actually making fun of people who get wrought up about the jumping throws and whatnot. No, the article was making fun of Derek Jeter. The humourous part was the excessive effort Jeter put into getting out a player that was obviously not going to beat out any throw. It then portrayed Jeter as a bit too celebratory about making the play. Since there was no comment from the "experts" about the fist pump, obviously they aren't making fun of the "experts". If they were making fun of the "experts", they would have described them in a humourous manner. There is no description, except for his name and broadcast. You know what kills comedy fast? Having to explain it to people.
No, the article was making fun of Derek Jeter. Have it your way, but the title makes no sense in that case.
I thought the article was about grum.
Have it your way, but the title makes no sense in that case. Because it's satire.
Zing! I knew it would come.
To return to the topic of the thread...I now hate A-Rod because of the number 19. Two minutes ago it was because of the number 18.
what happened? I can barely watch my own team this last week, nevermind yours.
what happened? I can barely watch my own team this last week, nevermind yours. Just about the worst throwing error I have ever seen. He fielded the ball, and granted, he had a runner coming down the baseline and not a lot of time...but the throw to second was ten feet off if it was an inch. It wasn't even in the right zip code. I suppose if you're gonna rack up error number 19, you might as well make it a big one. You know...I don't hate the guy. But my formative years of Yankee fandom were back in the days of Graig Nettles, and...well, as a third baseman, A-Rod will never be the man. 'nuff said.
But my formative years of Yankee fandom were back in the days of Graig Nettles, and...well, as a third baseman, A-Rod will never be the man. 'nuff said. LBB, whether you like it or not, I am now your friend for life.
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awwwwwww............
Ok, I just heard enough A-Rod bashing for one day...I am a die-hard Mets fan and was devastated when A-Rod decided against Los Mets. He is a New York Yankee and is by far, the best player on that team. I HATE the Yankees but cannot bring myself to hate the greatest hitter of my generation. Yes, #13 does play for our cross town rivals, but he is still my favorite player. Do people hate him for the 10 year, $252 million dollar contract that he signed with Texas or does the short term memory loss of Yankee fans come into play? (Last years MVP anyone?) I cannot understand why people over-react about A-Rod not being able to come thru in the clutch when there are guys on that ballclub that should be able to have his back on any given day. I know, I know, A-Rod is supposed to be THE guy. But com'on people, it's a team game. One guy cannot and will not do it alone, ever. The boos that he's been recieving at Yankee stadium is the most embarrassing scene that I've heard of since the Eagles fans threw snowballs at Santa a few years ago, but then again, we are talking about the Yankees so.......does anyone really care?