Thirteen comments in and we already have a train wreck. Could be a record here, but I seriously doubt it. Anyone have my favorite train wreck photo?
Speaking of train wrecks (and this is far from a train wreck), that reminds me of one of my favorite Maddux stories. So Maddux is down by the tracks, totally f***ing up some hobo -- knocking out his teeth with a baseball bat, cutting him all over with a straight razor and spitting tobacco juice in the cuts, propping him up against a freight car and peppering him from 15 feet with fastballs, I mean working him hard. Just then Smoltz walks around the corner and sees this mess of a man in a heap and Maddux with this sheepish look on his face. "Holy shit, what happened to him?" said Smoltz. "Train wreck" says Maddux, and they both fall over laughing, just about pissing themselves from the sheer hilarity of it. [After they catch their breath...] "Hey Mad Dog?" "Yeah?" "Damn, I'm hungry." "Let's go get some Chick-Fil-A, Smoltzie, let's go get some Chick-Fil-A."