I always knew something was up with that shit. How fucking much wind can some little leg hairs pick up? I don't know man. Whenever I bike my legs pick up a new hair style, and once I got some hair stuck in the chain. Then the handle bars twisted, I slid off the seat and landed on the bar dick and tail-bone first, then my left leg twisted over the right side, as I fell of the bike sideways my right ankle got cought in the pedle strap and tore my achilleas tendon. All happend goin about 30 mph. Boy did THAT hurt. Aftermath: Torn ankle tendon, bruised tail-bone, bruised thigh, and questionable for kids. Not as bad as the nut cracker with the derailer though.
I don't know man. Whenever I bike my legs pick up a new hair style, and once I got some hair stuck in the chain. Then the handle bars twisted, I slid off the seat and landed on the bar dick and tail-bone first, then my left leg twisted over the right side, as I fell of the bike sideways my right ankle got cought in the pedle strap and tore my achilleas tendon. All happend goin about 30 mph. Boy did THAT hurt. So much for the saying: "It's just like riding a bike."
It's only May, so I know there will be other entries, but I want to nominate MGDADDYD for best first comment of 2007.
I once got my left testicle caught in the rear derailer, boy did THAT hurt!!! Then, when it finally broke loose, it snapped up, hit me in the back of the head, and knocked my helmet and my sunglasses off. Boy did THAT hurt! Hi. Nice to meet you. So anyway, your testicle hit you in the head?
Yes it did hit me in the head, Then, when I went home I sprayed carburetor cleaner on my nut sac to get the grease cleaned off and it burned like hell because when I shaved my legs, I got carried away with the razor and kept going all the way to the holy land. LOOORD HAVE MERCY!!!
Wow.
Yes it did hit me in the head, Then, when I went home I sprayed carburetor cleaner on my nut sac to get the grease cleaned off and it burned like hell because when I shaved my legs, I got carried away with the razor and kept going all the way to the holy land. LOOORD HAVE MERCY!!! If ever there was a case of TMI...
Yet I find myself eagerly awaiting the next installment of "As MGDADDYO's torn, flappy nustack turns in the spokes."
If they were really serious about it, they would have it removed with lasers or something.
Yet I find myself eagerly awaiting the next installment of "As MGDADDYO's torn, flappy nustack turns in the spokes." For the first time in my life, I'm at a loss for words. .
MGDADDYO: Perhaps tighter britches are in order (easy, yay-yo) Or one of those chain guard dealies (would that have worked?) Maybe bikings just not for you. But if you must, I would suggest bringing a topical creme.
Or a cast-iron cup.
Best thread derail ever. I busted a nut laughing.
It's only May, so I know there will be other entries, but I want to nominate MGDADDYD for best first comment of 2007. I will second that.
It's only May, so I know there will be other entries, but I want to nominate MGDADDYD for best first comment of 2007. I third that. Best first impression you can ever make in my book.
I'm suspicious that MGDADDYO might have been sitting on the bike backwards to get his left testicle caught in the rear derailer which is on the right side of the bike. EVERYBODY knows you shouldn't ride backwards, it requires shaving your back. Which is hard to reach.
I wasn't riding backwards, but on time, someone told me to put a potato in my pants to look more endowed and I put it in the back instead of the front. I don't know if I'm going to be able to hang out at this site much longer, you guys spend too much time getting off the beaten path instead of sticking to talking about sports.
