January 18, 2007

Brad Maynard, on being voted 'Hottest Chicago Bear':: "I don't know what's sexy about being 32, married with three kids and balding."

posted by mr_crash_davis to football at 01:21 PM - 20 comments

He doesn't have to know. We are the ones who know. We all know.

posted by chicobangs at 01:32 PM on January 18

Although it's the result of ballot-stuffing, I would have chalked it up to chicks not being into flabby, backne-suffering ragers who have testicles the size of raisins.

posted by wfrazerjr at 01:48 PM on January 18

Mmmmmm. Raisins.

posted by dyams at 01:50 PM on January 18

I bet Rexy is pissed.

posted by chicobangs at 02:02 PM on January 18

I just now noticed I typed "Chicage". I really, really need to make an appointment with the eye doctor. I hope "failing eyesight" is also on the list of sexy qualities.

posted by mr_crash_davis at 02:13 PM on January 18

Does 75% of the cooking, takes out the garbage, and is not jealous? Works for me! Crash, could you post a picture? (Although your sense of humor carries a lot of weight)

posted by steelergirl at 02:18 PM on January 18

The original Sun-Times article has some awesome quotes: "Some guys might be a bit disappointed about the poll results, especially the guy they call "Sexy Rexy." "They just call him that because it rhymes," Maynard says of Grossman's nickname. "[Rex] won't show it. But deep down, this will hurt him." Tank Johnson raised a suspicious eyebrow at the news Maynard was the sexiest guy in the locker room: "Wow. He's bringing sexy back.""

posted by Venicemenace at 02:24 PM on January 18

You know, there's a lot wrong with Tank. But he does bring the funny.

posted by chicobangs at 02:45 PM on January 18

Mmmmmm. Raisins. Cracking that joke took balls.

posted by rcade at 03:10 PM on January 18

ooh, Brian Griese got 5%? You mean the Rexmonster isn't even the sexiest QB on his own team? Ouch, dawg. Ouch. [Robbie] Gould, who got 1 percent of the online vote and is "very single," had a message for female fans who think he's sexy: "Come say 'hi.' " If he keeps making game-winning kicks, he won't have a problem on that front.

posted by chicobangs at 03:29 PM on January 18

Mmmmmmm. Raisins.

posted by OneLbRibEye at 03:48 PM on January 18

If he's the sexiest then I'm left wondering about all the other Chicago Bears.

posted by Fence at 05:26 PM on January 18

yall weird, in my book:))

posted by texasred at 12:49 AM on January 19

yall weird, in my book:)) Oh yeah, like you read. Pfft!

posted by The_Black_Hand at 05:24 AM on January 19

I don't know what's sexy about being 32, married and balding Yes! Score one for me! It's good to here I may still be sexy even by Chicago fans standards. Wait until I tell my wife.

posted by gradys_kitchen at 03:15 PM on January 19

Way to many guys chatting about cute guys. Are we starting to lean toward the flamboyant side?

posted by BlindAlvin at 06:57 PM on January 19

Not that there's anything wrong with that.....right BlindAlvin?

posted by tommytrump at 11:08 PM on January 19

"I don't know what's sexy about being 32..." Special thanks to Mr Crash Davis for posting this quote on my 32nd birthday. I wasn't having enough trouble already. It took me two days just to be able to respond without crying.

posted by SummersEve at 06:09 AM on January 20

Aw SummersEve, 32 ain't nothing! Wait til you hit the half century mark, then you will have something to cry about! Ha! Ha! Belated Happy 32nd Birthday!

posted by steelergirl at 10:27 AM on January 20

Why wasn't Hunter Hillenmayer even on the list damn I'm kidding I'm a guy

posted by luther70 at 03:06 PM on January 20

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