...And now here's jennifer from our Moscow Bureau. What's new, jennifer? "Well, Tom, today giant heavyweight Nikolai Valuev underwent surgery to repair a giant knee. Doctors were forced to improvise the procedure due to the size of the patient, and reports indicate that some of the equipment used included a spatula, bear trap, hedgetrimmer and an entire 40 pound wheel of brie. While leading physician Dr. Yuri Thirtypercentov is confident of the success of the procedure, he did mention losing his watch and two pairs of shoes during the operation and reports that while sedated, Valuev managed to eat an entire nurse. Valuev's next title defense will come against two kangaroos and a Volkswagon sometime in May."
I heard jennifer's real name is Mikhail and Mikhail enjoys boxing, winter sports and spamming message boards.
I think boxing is cool
I think boxing is cool
Honestly, I liked TASS better than MOS.
Nice, Weedy!
He would kick Valuev's ass.
You're out of your mind. Valuev's had brunches bigger than Mugabi.
I think boxing is cool too, but I wanna see this guy fight some more. I sense he won't last against a genuinely good fighter, but then again, this is one of the driest eras the heavyweight division has seen since maybe ever, so he might not see a genuinely good fighter for a long while yet. And that's not even including the corruption at the top of the sport. If there was someone who was any good, we might never know unless they sign with Vince McMahon Bob Arum or Don King.
Like the article says (about Mugabi) that was one of the best times in the middleweight division (with apologies to the Sugar Ray Robinson and Jake LaMotta era, they were just before my time). And I agree with you, Chico. This has got to be the worst the heavyweight division has been maybe ever.
The only boxer I like/liked is Ali... Boxers shouldn't be over 7' anyway
Honestly, I liked TASS better than MOS I even liked Pravda. The most accuratelly named organ since....
Boxers shouldn't be over 7' anyway While I'm dying to hear the rationale for this comment, I suspect there isn't any...
