That was good, but yeah, somebody has to explain cricket.
Cricket is very simple really: You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.
great cricket post. LOL
Whitewater boating: Rule one: do not die.
Mountain biking: Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way, turn. (with apologies to Charles DuMar)
Street Luge: Hang on and hope you don't hit anything solid.
Bowling: 1. Roll a heavy ball at some defenseless pins. 2. Drink a lot of beer. 3. Repeat
Calmy's is best. What about soccer?
Football: Run around inside chalked rectangle, whose size may vary, kicking the ball forward and between metal posts when possible but at all times keep either the ball or two opposing players between yourself and the end line. Continue without stopping for 45-ish minutes or until dropping. Repeat.
Rugby: Hold the ball in a pile of players until the other team breaks a very obscure and technical rule. Kick penalty goal. Repeat. (As used by Clive Woodward)
