FanDuel - WFBC

April 16, 2009

Boston Bruins' Mascot is a Badass: A new series of commercials by the Boston Bruins features the scariest product mascot since the Burger King Guy was introduced -- the Bruins bear.

posted by rcade to hockey at 10:18 AM - 15 comments

Those are great. Thanks for posting this, rcade.

posted by BoKnows at 11:00 AM on April 16

Awesome commercial..I could not stop laughing!

"But she's so pretty"

Awesome!

posted by BornIcon at 12:43 PM on April 16

I still think the Burger King is scarier. He also corners the market in Creepy.

posted by jerseygirl at 01:20 PM on April 16

The guy getting fish slapped is my favorite.

posted by MrFrisby at 01:21 PM on April 16

That's a fish slap? I thought the bear just knocked his mullet off.

posted by Miles1996 at 02:04 PM on April 16

I still think the Burger King is scarier. He also corners the market in Creepy.

Especially with the addition of Spongebob and Sir Mix-a-lot. Every time that commercial airs, I roll a pair of dice and move *that many* spaces closer to the clocktower.

posted by Ufez Jones at 02:34 PM on April 16

One more, not as good though. The fish slap always makes me think of my favorite muppet of all time, "The guy who slaps people with fish".

posted by yerfatma at 03:58 PM on April 16

Was that Swedish "Bork bork bork" Chef?

posted by jerseygirl at 04:17 PM on April 16

Nevermind. This guy.

posted by jerseygirl at 04:18 PM on April 16

Holy crap, jg! When did Ernie start doing Circus Clown/NASCAR ichthy-centric porn? (odd....I always thought Bert was the weirdo)

Great commercials.

posted by THX-1138 at 05:53 PM on April 16

That guy formed much of my sense of humor as a kid. The teenage version of him was the Terry Jones/ Michael Palin side of Monty Python. And now I know his name, Lew Zealand. Thanks Internet!

It's probably not good one of my childhood heroes looked like an Elizabethan pervert.

posted by yerfatma at 06:08 PM on April 16

It's probably not good one of my childhood heroes looked like an Elizabethan pervert.

And he used to hang out with a notorious chicken lover

posted by tahoemoj at 06:34 PM on April 16

I loved all 3 of the commercials, but the one about the cell phone sends a nice message. I wish that bear could patrol the roads of southern New Hampshire, and slap the living crap out of the idiots who think they can drive with a cell phone growing out of their ear.

Instead of knocking the beer out of the guy's hand, the bear should have carded him. That kid looks like he's about 17. He's too young to understand that anyone in a Canadien's jersey will probably dump him for some unemployed logging truck driver.

posted by Howard_T at 07:11 PM on April 16

Not dump him, Howard, just get impregnated by some damn couer d'bois.

posted by yerfatma at 08:52 PM on April 16

Instead of knocking the beer out of the guy's hand, the bear should have carded him. That kid looks like he's about 17. He's too young to understand that anyone in a Canadien's jersey will probably dump him for some unemployed logging truck driver.

Not dump him, Howard, just get impregnated by some damn couer d'bois.

Oh, shit - snap. Goddamn slap a man in the face why don't you. Even after the drubbing last night? You sirs, have no shame.

I also enjoyed those ads.

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 05:27 PM on April 17

You're not logged in. Please log in or register.