September 17, 2007

(N)O.J.: Is it remarkable restraint on the part of SpoFites 'round the world, or some other mysterious force that's kept the recent O.J. Simpson arrest off the Front Page? Thoughts? Hypotheses? Conspiracy theories? Love to hear 'em.

posted by The_Black_Hand to editorial policy at 07:06 AM - 12 comments

Have another look.

posted by squealy at 07:17 AM on September 17

Yep, take another look.

posted by NoMich at 07:40 AM on September 17

Yep, it's there.

posted by hawkguy at 08:43 AM on September 17

I guess we're just not that remarkable. Or at least not remarkably restrained.

posted by lil_brown_bat at 09:14 AM on September 17

Maybe the "mysterious force" is myopia.

posted by DrJohnEvans at 10:27 AM on September 17

Maybe the "mysterious force" was the weekend.

posted by SummersEve at 11:12 AM on September 17

Well, shit.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 11:52 AM on September 17

I fully expect another one of these in the near future. (If anyone was wondering, by the way, coke slushies don't feel so good coming our a person's nose.) Dear God, Please shut the internet down. Your friend, Tom

posted by hawkguy at 12:53 PM on September 17

Yeah, they showed up for OJ and stayed for the miscarriage. Win-win.

posted by yerfatma at 12:57 PM on September 17

I love sports.

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 01:44 PM on September 17

Hope he has a nice long stay in Vegas

posted by texasred at 02:00 PM on September 17

OJ SUX ...ROFL AGNP

posted by hawkguy at 05:30 PM on September 17

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