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posted by smithers to fantasy at 12:38 PM - 30 comments
Gang, I have taken the liberty of setting up a league for us for the season. SpoFi Hoopsters (ID# 74501); pass: spofi2006 I just kept the same settings from last year's league. They seemed to work OK, but if anyone wants things changed, please let me know, and I will do so. I also took the liberty of setting a draft time of Tue Oct 17 7:00pm PDT (10:00pm EST). Slots were already going fast, and this seemed to be the best compromise for both coasts. Please confirm in the comments that this time is OK for you. ================= League Settings Scoring Type Head-to-Head Max Teams 14 Max Moves No maximum Max Trades No maximum Trade End Date March 8, 2007 Trade Review League Votes Trade Reject Time 2 days Waiver Time 2 days Can't Cut List Yahoo! Sports Post Draft Players Free Agents League Start Week Week 1 (Oct 30) Roster Changes Daily - Tomorrow Point Guard (PG) 1 Shooting Guard (SG) 1 Guard (G) 1 Small Forward (SF) 1 Power Forward (PF) 1 Forward (F) 1 Center (C) 1 Utility (Util) 2 Bench (BN) 3 Scoring Settings Field Goal Percentage Free Throw Percentage 3-point Shots Made Points Scored Total Rebounds Assists Steals Blocked Shots Turnovers
posted by smithers at 12:43 PM on October 06
In as Maude Lebowski. "Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up."
posted by dusted at 04:38 PM on October 06
In. For the fourth year. Dang.
posted by mbd1 at 04:39 PM on October 06
I'm in. Chongqing Chokers. Let's see, next Wednesday morning at 10:00AM? I should be able to make that.
posted by geekyguy at 11:31 PM on October 06
Prepare to feel The Full Jenny.
posted by dfleming at 01:19 AM on October 07
Crap City Generals finished 3rd. Crap City Comets finished second. Where will the Crap City Cavaliers finish this year?
posted by gspm at 09:52 AM on October 07
I was awful last year. Of course I'll play again.
posted by YukonGold at 10:25 AM on October 07
Im in as the Knicks... aww man im already losing by 50 games??
posted by Kendall at 09:45 PM on October 07
Bring Out The Gimp is gonna straight up murder your asses.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 11:20 AM on October 08
In as Maude Lebowski. "Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up." posted by dusted at 4:38 PM CDT on October 6 Damn it all, dusty. I make it my sole mission this year to beat you down. Yessirs....it shall be a no holds barred caged generic-gelatin-coated grudge match between Maude Lebowski and DoristheFinkasaurus. Place your bets now. (also, that date and time *should* work well for me. kthxbye)
posted by Ufez Jones at 03:11 AM on October 09
DoristheFinkasaurus! I hear beatboxing in the background. I don't want to talk smack, but I haven't lost an NBA league in a few years. Me and Martynas Andriuskevicius are taking care of business. Best of luck, bitches.
posted by dusted at 12:20 PM on October 09
Well, it takes a woman like you to bring out the man in me, dusted. Time to bring down the dynasty.
posted by Ufez Jones at 04:22 PM on October 09
Ha! I first read that as 'bring down the nasty.' I love the pre-draft trash talking.
posted by geekyguy at 07:57 PM on October 09
Would it help if I did it Rastafarian stylee? "I and I come to bring down dey nasty! Where come Weedy go?"
posted by Ufez Jones at 08:54 PM on October 09
Spitztenglicious - n. 1. the taste of victory in fantasy sport pools; 2. the sour taste in your mouth left after losing to Spitztengle in a fantasy sport pool translation - Smithers, you best slither under a rock, brah ... you goin' d-o-w-n!
posted by Spitztengle at 12:45 AM on October 10
err ... eh hem ... best of luck, all!
posted by Spitztengle at 12:46 AM on October 10
"Well, it takes a woman like you to bring out the man in me, dusted." My buddy Bob Dylan wrote a nice song for you:
You know, a woman like you should be at home, That's where you belong, Watching out for someone who loves you true Who would never do you wrong. Just how much abuse will you be able to take?
posted by dusted at 01:31 PM on October 10
Probably won't make the draft, but I'll prerank. The assclowns are in.
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 06:44 PM on October 10
Well, here's some words you can quote to your championship trophy, dusty: "Good-bye is too good a word, so I'll just say, fare thee well". *snap!*
posted by Ufez Jones at 07:28 PM on October 10
posted by dusted at 02:38 AM on October 11
To celebrate Dusted's downfall, I now be Bring Down the Nasty.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 08:50 AM on October 11
I was going to go dirtier, but you had to go all poetry and quote Dylan *dons beret, wafts hands in front of body*.
Who's heart you thought you had? You clown, you don't, you drown I won't dumb it down, I'm dumbing now for these rounds I'm a live mothefucker plus I'm gunning for clowns You're mine motherfucker, don't be coming for pounds
posted by Ufez Jones at 08:58 AM on October 11
Gang, I just saw this message on the league page: "Your league will not be permitted to conduct its draft if it contains an odd number of managers." Why is that? We now have 13 people in the league....previous commishes: is this going to screw us?
posted by smithers at 01:33 PM on October 11
a h2h league has to have an even # of managers so that each team has an opponent each week. there is almost a week to fill that last spot so I don't think we're in a bad spot yet. add one or lose one, either way solves it though adding one would be the preference, obviously.
posted by gspm at 02:25 PM on October 11
You want The Nasty? YOU GOT THE NASTY.
posted by dusted at 04:35 PM on October 11
And that's it, Ufez: I'm drafting Dirk, Terry and Howard just to make you cry. You can have Dampier, though.
posted by dusted at 04:40 PM on October 11
Trumped: Odd fact about my fantasy squads over the past few years: I've never had Dirk or Jet. I've always had J-Ho. My prognosis for the Mavs this year, fantasy wise: Jet and Stack's value will drop a bit. Dirk will be Dirk. J-Ho should be J-Ho, although keep an eye on the contract status. My secret late round pick? Well, you'll see that sometime around 10 PM next Tuesday CST*. *to be solidified after I go watch tomorrow night's Mavs/Kings pre-season game. I'll have my notebook handy.
posted by Ufez Jones at 09:42 PM on October 11
J-Ho should be J-Ho.
posted by dusted at 12:34 PM on October 12
Does anybody know one more person that can give us a nice round 14??? Pretty please?
posted by smithers at 03:29 PM on October 12
Make a new locker room post stating we need one more. We're kinda far down the page now. That dog should hunt.
posted by YukonGold at 09:50 AM on October 14
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