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May 12, 2003

SpoFi MLS Fantasy League Week 5 Leader: Ufez Jones! [more inside]

posted by pfuller to navel gazing at 09:37 AM - 16 comments

Are we really in week 5 already?!

posted by StarFucker at 09:40 AM on May 12

Rank
Team Name
SpoFi Name
Total Points
Last Week
Change
1
ufezUfez Jones
1900
510
2
big pervpfuller
1670
385
3
37 Push Upscorpse
1465
540
+4
4
Bosiak Bashersetrader9
1380
200
-1
5
The Torn ACLsjpoulos
1355
305
-1
6
Mad RrheaPaul
1230
395
+4
7
The Scampi of Doomkafkaesque
1205
235
-2
8
Dangling Titsworldcup2002
1175
215
-2
9
Trendelmaniacsttrendel
1170
300
+2
10
StarFookersStarFucker
1135
270
-1
10
Zulu Armysquealy
1135
255
-2
12
Atlanta Arsenaltrox
1100
290
13
BABGAndy
1025
400
+2
14
Spacemenjasonspaceman
960
240
15
Turnip SurpriseBigCalm
945
220
-2
15
Cash City RockersFat Buddha
945
340
+1
17
hardtimes inwestphoeckeric
500
190
18
Deez Nutz
455
285
+1
19
CF Gibson
435
260
-1
20
Abuna FCAbuna
340
255
Ufez extended his lead over second place by scoring 510 pts, second highest total for the week. corpse continued his meteoric rise by scoring 540 points, leading the league for the second week in a row. He has climbed 11 spots in two weeks! StarFucker - The first week only had one game.

posted by pfuller at 09:46 AM on May 12

I'm amazing. Just curious, how many trades do all of you have left? I'm down to 18.

posted by corpse at 10:30 AM on May 12

i'm down to 6. Trades, that is. My Dangling Tits have fallen even lower this week, to 8. Pretty soon they'll be dragging along the floor.

posted by worldcup2002 at 10:37 AM on May 12

w00t. Two in a row. I have 24 trades left, thanks to my hesitation to panic when DJ Countess got hurt and sat out a game. I'm reserving them mostly for inevitable injuries.

posted by Ufez Jones at 10:42 AM on May 12

I've got 20 left. I made a couple of moves when I realized some guys weren't playing, but I'm mostly saving them for the same reason as Ufez.

posted by pfuller at 10:52 AM on May 12

21 left for me... Dangling Tits....heh heh... Is Ufez going to be the StarFucker of MLS?

posted by StarFucker at 11:11 AM on May 12

Can someone near Colorado go and visit the Rapids manager and tell the stupid bastard to pick Jason Cole?

posted by squealy at 11:29 AM on May 12

posted by StarFucker at 11:38 AM on May 12

Football is so.. intimate.

posted by corpse at 01:54 PM on May 12

Ah! So here's where all the banter is being bantered! I made a terrible mistake in selecting my opening day squad and had the Quakes goalkeeper, who is apprently MIA or something. Just this last week I made the decision to sell DaMarcus Beasley to be able to afford a keeper. All I could get was dubious-at-best (sorry Jpoulos) Revs keeper Adin Brown. And then the beautiful bastard goes and gets a clean sheet against the Galaxy! So. uh. That's all I got.

posted by kafkaesque at 02:00 PM on May 12

In the ever-rotating cycle to see who's going to play center mid for the Burn, what with the two starting mid-fielders out for the season, my one trade has been Carl Bussey for Jordan Stone, neither of which are likely to do much anyways. I did get 180 points off of the Burn goal on Saturday though. (Goal by Kreis, assists by Deering and Broome). I'd trade my lead here for a Burn win, though, dammit.

posted by Ufez Jones at 03:07 PM on May 12

dubious-at-best Revs keeper Aidan Brown dubious-at-best?! dude! he was called up to the national team last week! watchermouth, or I'll call you "dude" again! 'course, that didn't stop me from dumping him last week for Kevin Hartman. I had hoped to keep all Galaxymen off my squad, as I loathe them with an ending loathe, but Ufez's commanding early lead has lit a fire under my ass.

posted by jpoulos at 03:29 PM on May 12

"...an ending loathe..." ???

posted by StarFucker at 03:38 PM on May 12

That was supposed to say "an unending loathe", which isn't right either, but would have expressed my point more eloquent-like.

posted by jpoulos at 07:26 PM on May 12

me fail english?....

posted by jpoulos at 07:27 PM on May 12

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