I am 40= years old and have never once thought about any hotels involved in the NCAA tourney. Now that I know about the hotel assignments, I think it sucks. Why not just take the best two or three hotels and put all the teams up in them? I doubt the hotels would complain about having full occupancy. It would really be bad to have to sleep on a shitty bed.
C'mon, it's just the picks of the game. Honestly, most of these guys will never see this luxury again. Was there once, now Super 8 is cool, as long as there's a bar in the area. Let the kids have their time...they'll find the "real world" soon enough!
I think a quality coach could use a crappy hotel as motivation. Underdogs always have a mental edge if they get fired up enough about their underdog status. Just take a bunch of pictures of the swanky hotel where the favorites are staying and plaster 'em up when the team is meeting at the No-Tell Motel where they've been quartered. Coaching genius!