FanDuel - WFBC

January 31, 2007

Are You Bidding Me? : The search for the perfect wife is now over. She has been found.

posted by danjel to football at 10:40 PM - 16 comments

Life resembles Idiocracy more and more each day.

posted by psmealey at 06:37 AM on February 01

Clear, concise, this is the best damn memo I've ever read.

posted by Bishop at 06:53 AM on February 01

When I look for advice about this and that, I always consult a woman who is almost nine months pregnant.

posted by Samsonov14 at 07:09 AM on February 01

You know, this whole "rent my body space out for advertising" was cute the first five hundred times I saw it. Now, it's just annoying and stupid. Not only that, this chick's navel has this weird, foreskin-type overhang to it. It's pretty nasty, and I'm fucking sick and tired of seeing it splattered all over the damn TV all the damn time. Come up with something original, and I'll care. Now, if the baby comes down the chute with a corporate logo laser-tattooed on his scalp, that would be impressive. This is simply banal.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:33 AM on February 01

Renting out your stomach is nothing. Sarah Spain actually had people willing to pay 1500 bucks in order to give her a super bowl ticket. She ended up getting 4 tickets from Axe body spray and turning the tables and offering to give one away. Tell me those she wouldn't make a better wife than someone who's already pregnant.

posted by Bernreuther at 09:54 AM on February 01

Nice link, Bern. That guy's pretty damned funny, although I don't him appropriating my ability to use my penis as a belt.

posted by wfrazerjr at 10:09 AM on February 01

I never seem to meet girls like this. I'm not sure that's a bad thing.

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 10:22 AM on February 01

Isn't this just a less exploitive form of prostitution? And less entertaining too?

posted by fenriq at 10:45 AM on February 01

Hope she never develops a serious drug addiction. She exploits her unborn baby for Super Bowl tickets, she'd probably sell off her kid for crack (a bit dramatic, maybe, but I don't like people screaming for attention in all these ridiculous ways).

posted by dyams at 11:21 AM on February 01

I already have a trophy wife... been with me almost 50 years... I think the business of selling body space has slipped past the ridiculous into the sublime.

posted by Fly_Piscator at 01:30 PM on February 01

God I hate my people sometimes.

posted by timdawg at 01:30 PM on February 01

This is even worse than Chiefs fan Bellyboy,fer crise sake.

posted by sickleguy at 02:03 PM on February 01

Hey if someone wanted to give me superbowl tickets for putting a temporary tattoo on my beer belly....DUH!

posted by Warrior50 at 06:35 PM on February 01

I thought that Andrei Kirilenko had the best wife in the world?

posted by Bonkers at 08:48 PM on February 01

Good point.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:50 AM on February 02

i find it very hard to get worked up over this.

posted by chicobangs at 05:39 AM on February 02

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