Holy 5hit! Ditka has yet another marketing assignment.: Ditka takes on the "Great Halftime Flush".
posted by danjel to football at 05:08 PM - 13 comments
Certainly its not a serious sports topic so please forgive me if I have offended anyone.
posted by danjel at 05:15 PM on January 17
How far the mighty have fallen. First, he was DITKA. Then he married Ricky Williams. Now this.
posted by tieguy at 05:40 PM on January 17
is it me, or is he really going to try and tell people when to go to the bathroom? there hasnt been a president of the u.s. thats been able to tell 90 million people what to do, and hes going to try! this is really sad, especially since he uses depends anyway and doesnt go poopoo like the rest of us who hasnt been hit in the head way to many times
posted by canes09 at 06:02 PM on January 17
I love that this is really a problem. Good thing we have Ditka to you know, go over there and solve that thing.
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 06:11 PM on January 17
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posted by Amateur at 08:28 PM on January 17
I always knew Ditka was full of shit...
posted by Drood at 01:05 AM on January 18
Q: Who can prevent Americans from flushing at the same time on Super Bowl Sunday? A bunch of Public Service Announcements or Coach Ditka? A: Is Coach Ditka actual size? Q: Yes. A: Ditka!
posted by psmealey at 06:12 AM on January 18
When Ditka talks shit (which is always according to Michael Irving), most people listen.
posted by BornIcon at 07:08 AM on January 18
I'm not sure if I'd take MIchael Irving's word for much.
posted by apoch at 07:53 AM on January 18
Who is this Michael Irving, and what does he have to do with Mike Ditka? I knew of a Michael Irvin, who used to play in Irving, Texas, maybe that's who you're talking about.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 08:00 AM on January 18
My bad TBH, I didn't notice I added a "G" at the end or Irvin. And it was a joke considering that Ditka and Irvin are always disagreeing with one another.
posted by BornIcon at 08:26 AM on January 18
What would be great is if there could be a synchronized halftime flush of all the toilets whose occupants were watching. Can you imagine manholes all over the country suddenly erupting with second-hand malt beverage? What a great science project this might make for some middle school would-be engineer. Does anyone at SpoFi want to be the coordinator of the great flush?
posted by Howard_T at 11:20 AM on January 18
Amen, tieguy! My respect for Mike Ditka dropped a few notches after the ED medication commercials but this is too much! Funny though! I hope he got a lot of money for this. BTW, "da coach" also has wine on the market now too. got my own septic system so I will flush when I want to.
posted by steelergirl at 12:48 PM on January 18
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