Little Johnny Damon: : an allegory for our times. Also sports-related by this author, Legends of My Fictional Baseball League On Playing Laser Tag with Joan Didion
posted by yerfatma to baseball at 08:52 AM - 10 comments
Preview is killing me. I was looking for a couple of line breaks there.
posted by yerfatma at 08:53 AM on April 19
Whole Foods is going to kick Stop N' Shop's ass this year.
posted by Bill Lumbergh at 09:22 AM on April 19
The Blue Jays ate up all of Whole Food's lettuce yesterday.... what a shame :)
posted by zippinglou at 09:36 AM on April 19
I wonder if the canned vegetables tell him he sucks, too? Mine just keep saying, "Eat me!" I really hope Stop N' Shop puts Whole Foods out of business this year.
posted by wingnut4life at 09:37 AM on April 19
If only you'd posted this yesterday. I actually used to work at a place called Stop 'n' Shop. But I've never been able to grow a decent Jesus Beard.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 10:05 AM on April 19
That was a lovely little fable.
posted by chicobangs at 11:17 AM on April 19
That was really great! It would have been slightly improved by a subplot involving Little Johnny Damon banging a lot of the customers on the loading dock while his wife was in the store.
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:50 AM on April 19
great post, yerfatma! a good laugh. i think he looks like a retarted caveman WITHOUT the beard. I lost a lot of respect for him when he jumped ship. But then, i guess it is all about the employee discounts. lol
posted by steelergirl at 12:24 PM on April 19
But geez,the A's miss him!LOL LOL LOL
posted by mdavidsf at 12:34 PM on April 19
"The dumb dumbs" really slayed me.
posted by Venicemenace at 06:41 PM on April 19
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