I believe wfrjr is onto something here. I have been able to identify two (2) individual reproductive organs in his supplied picture. Although, you have to be adept at abstract thought, perhaps, to identify the female genetalia. I suggest that we meet at Scores for further investigation.
I thought we had issues here from time to time but, thankfully, never like that. Guess what! You are so gay!
Is there something so wrong with penis-shaped objects, or is it just that some people are so obsessed with the male appendage they see it everywhere?
Yes, it's definitely a penis. It's that shape because penises are that shape and everyone loves penises. It is not that shape because of, you know, it is easier to grasp and hold, especially when quenching your thirst. It is so a penis.