Man impersonated Roethlisberger, St. Pierre to get dates

So I guess he did'nt SCORE?

posted by volfire at 11:45 AM - reply - flag:

If he did, there will be a personal foul penalty coming. Odds are, it will be a lot more than 15 yards.

posted by dbt302 at 02:34 PM - reply - flag:

Miss Kournakova, may I see your license?

posted by dbt302 at 03:01 PM - reply - flag:

ok but out of everyone why burger or st penis

posted by DETROIT DIESEL at 04:00 PM - reply - flag:

"ok but out of everyone why burger or st penis " Because they're Steelers, detroit. And BTW, that's Big Ben and Saint Peter.

posted by tommysands at 04:45 PM - reply - flag:

If a woman is as hot as Anna I could care less what name she uses.

posted by billsaysthis at 05:19 PM - reply - flag:

Are people that stupid? When a guys pickup line begins with "Hey, I'm the QB of the Pittsburgh Steelers", you'd think the girl would get a bit suspicious.

posted by EmpireWF at 06:13 PM - reply - flag:

"Hi. My name is Saint Penis. I'd like to buy you a drink."

posted by chicobangs at 07:56 PM - reply - flag:

"Hi...I've got a sandwich named after me...what's yer sign?"

posted by The_Black_Hand at 08:43 AM - reply - flag:

ok but out of everyone why burger or st penis ummm, maybe because he didn't look enough like Jerome Bettis?

posted by terrapin at 12:19 PM - reply - flag:

Actually - am I just being a misanthrope by stating that there is no way in hell that this would work in reverse? Ergo; no guy would fall for some girl impersonating Anna Kournakova, because every straight male knows exactly what she looks like? But a women would go out with a guy who claims to be famous, and have no idea what the guy really looked like? "I could care less, but my crotch wants to buy you a drink."

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 09:21 AM - reply - flag:

So, from the article, are we to assume that Brian St. Pierre is just rolling in female adoration in the greater Pittsburgh area?

posted by The_Black_Hand at 03:17 PM - reply - flag:

Saturday, July 16, 2005

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