FanDuel - WFBC

March 31, 2005

NBA All-Uglies Team: These dudes be havin' mad busted grills.

posted by garfield to basketball at 10:30 AM - 20 comments

Yeah, they may be ugly. But I bet they still get some all over the place from groupies.

posted by aacheson at 10:37 AM on March 31

Ain't that the truth! I'm pretty, and I can't get play from nowhere, G! It ain't right!

posted by chicobangs at 10:55 AM on March 31

yeah right

posted by dustinihrig at 10:57 AM on March 31

If there was an elimination bracket for these fools, T.Hill would have the championship all sewn up, despite a strong showing from Mengke.

posted by garfield at 10:59 AM on March 31

So I'm not the only one who thinks Sam Cassell looks like an alien baby and Scotty Pippen looks like a mantis?

posted by chris2sy at 11:44 AM on March 31

What!? No Manute Bol?

posted by dzot at 12:07 PM on March 31

what? No Rasheed Wallace?

posted by MeatSaber at 12:29 PM on March 31

What? No Mokeski?

posted by holden at 12:35 PM on March 31

Why no Uve Blob? Dennis Johnson certainly wasn't a prize with that reddish hair and freckles either.

posted by bigwhisky at 02:09 PM on March 31

I always thought Sam Cassell looks sort of like an earthworm with limbs.

posted by cobra! at 02:09 PM on March 31

When Cassell was traded to New Jersey, I thought it would be a comfort for him to play so close to where his people landed in War of the Worlds. That shot at Corrie Bird is pretty low (though I did laugh). I didn't realize that Larry Bird was such an asshole.

posted by rcade at 02:24 PM on March 31

that ain't no bird, that's an abandoned railway yard...more so than Chelsea...at least she dated the secret service dude who was assigned to protect her. oh wait, that was Mandy Moore. [personal aside] how the fuck do I know that? [personal aside]

posted by garfield at 03:45 PM on March 31

who gives a fuck really ya have no life

posted by dhdefrag3x at 06:02 PM on March 31

what about dennis rodman in the wedding outfit?

posted by DaGeneral at 07:34 PM on March 31

God, that Corrie Bird link depressed me. There's something seriously wrong with a guy that abandons (emotionally, at least) a child. And for the record, she just looks a little gawky, like most teens. Give her ten years, and I'm sure she'll be a graceful lady.

posted by dusted at 08:12 PM on March 31

And for the record, she just looks a little gawky, like most teens. Give her ten years, and I'm sure she'll be a graceful lady. Agreed, she's got that "doesn't fit yet" look of most teens. Her dad, OTOH, got whomped with the ugly stick.

posted by lil_brown_bat at 08:25 PM on March 31

What kills me about the Corrie Bird story is that she keeps coming back for more disappointment. One can only hope the media is unfairly representing the facts, and he's not really that heartless.

posted by rcade at 07:17 AM on April 01

Scott Pollard?!? That seems like a bit of a stretch. Just a bad picture. Aaron Williams, anyone? I think there's a place for Donyell Marshall in here somewhere, too.

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 08:47 AM on April 01

[bites tongue in interest of levity]

posted by garfield at 08:53 AM on April 01

Classic!

posted by newage38 at 10:48 PM on April 01

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