"Randy's like that bitch who's not in the kitchen makin' me a sammich!" Next, we'll hear Rush Limbaugh talk about how "uppity" Moss is.
SG's perspective. Best all-around performance: Randy Moss First, he gets all the uptight guys on the studio shows in a hilarious lather. Honestly, Boomer Esiason became so angry during his pregame tirade on Moss, it was like watching Hitler give those crazy speeches in the late-30's. (Not to compare Boomer to Hitler, but you know what I mean.) Then, Moss decides to wear Thelma's afro from "Good Times." Then he kills the Packers downfield, drops a few 12-letter swear words on camera while screaming at the Lambeau fans, and caps things off with a second TD and the fake moon, which drove the MAWSM (middle-aged white sports media) bonkers again. And then he took credit for the Minny win by claiming that he caused such a distraction leading up the game, everyone was focusing on him and not the annual Minnesota collapse -- which was actually sorta true. (Moss' grade for the weekend: A-plus. You couldn't ask for much more.) I'll have more on this later, but for now, can I just ask. EMK and WFJR, are you MAWM?
I dunno about middle-aged (I'm 34 and plan to live to be 100 or so, as is the pattern in my family), but I'm white and formerly media. If you'll check, though, I said I didn't think what he did was such a big deal as a tongue-in-cheek (ha ha) response to the Lambeau faithful. The part about how it didn't mean anything to him to pick up a $10K fine, though -- that's just classless. Black, white, media or not ... Randy's still the best receiver in the game -- and a world-class knob.
Is the National Organization for Women going to comment on Sander's sexist analogy? Where is Martha Burke and Gloria?? Maybe Sanders can be Moss' broadcast role model when he retires and gets hired by a network desperate for ratings..what a sorry ass joke!