I don't think the column is too long. I do wish the comments were seperate from it though.
The column is ridiculously long, and though it's funny in places, no adult male pushing 50 should be writing a sex gag this dorky: "As part of my policy of rigorous research, I called the Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous Persons and offered personally to kiss each cheerleader, and take notes. Strangely, the team declined." I used to think his over-the-top fawning about cheesecake was shtick, but when he posed with Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders at a Monday night game this year, looking all the world like a stalker with a sideline pass, I think he really is surfing the Internet one-handed.
I think he really is surfing the Internet one-handed. Geez, rcade ... you say that like it's a bad thing.
Geez, rcade ... you say that like it's a bad thing. Only if the other hand is saluting the Frher.
