April 11, 2018

SportsFilter: The Wednesday Huddle:

A place to discuss the sports stories that aren't making news, share links that aren't quite front-page material, and diagram plays on your hand. Remember to count to five Mississippi before commenting in anger.

posted by huddle to general at 06:00 AM - 8 comments

my name is lana rose and I am just an average girl like others testogen

posted by lanarose at 08:32 AM on April 11

Hi Lana (that's my dog's name!). I've always wanted to meet an average girl who appreciates the joys and benefits of testogen, and who is in no way, shape, or form a SPAM-bot invading my favorite sports blog. If our relationship is going to go anywhere, I need proof that you can breathe underwater; will you oblige me by sticking your head in the nearest dengue fever infested pond and taking a deep breath? Kaythanksbye!

posted by tahoemoj at 12:08 PM on April 11

I guess we're getting the Melissas and Lanas at SpoFi because all the Natashas are assigned to Book of Face.

posted by beaverboard at 12:55 PM on April 11

NHL Playoffs 2018: One reason to root against every team in the Stanley Cup playoffs

posted by tommytrump at 02:41 PM on April 11

Lana!!! Oh girl of my dreams, please deliver me a full semi-trailer load of your testogen. This 77-year-old lecherous male needs all the help he can get. You and I could make some beautiful highlight reels - just before my fatal coronary. Some Viagra will help, but if things last more than 4 hours, I'm not calling a doctor, I'm calling the Pope! It's a miracle!

posted by Howard_T at 02:54 PM on April 11

I was watching the Champions League match between Manchester City and Liverpool - TV replay - this afternoon. Something odd happened. First, (Gabriel) Jesus scored for City. The next goal was scored by Mohammed (Salah). For much of the rest of the game I pondered the theological implications of Jesus and Mohammed scoring in the same game. Was there a battle to be fought at Armageddon? Perhaps this was the beginning of peaceful competition between Christian and Muslim. As I went deeper into the possibilities, some guy named Firmino scored and pulled me back to reality. Too bad there was nobody named Judah on either side.

posted by Howard_T at 01:14 AM on April 12

Jesus and Muhammad are cool with each other. I'm sure that Muhammad wishes that Jesus would stop telling people he's God and that he came back to life, but, overall, they're cool. I can see Moses (in the style of al-Khidr) having to come between them everyone once in a while to tell them "knock it off, you clowns."

posted by NoMich at 07:25 AM on April 12

(Victor) Moses played for Liverpool for one season a few years ago but before Mohammed joined the club (he's back at Chelsea). Jesus and Firmino play on the Brazil team together.

posted by billsaysthis at 11:18 AM on April 12

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