October 03, 2008

The comedy club of Newcastle Utd F.C: Continues to have us all rolling in the aisles. When he was at Wimbledon, Joe Kinnear, Newcastles caretaker manager used to come across as quite avuncular and jovial, as soon as he turned up at Newcastle though, he looked old, sad, lost and bewildered. Time (a full week) in the job seems to have taken its toll, if this transcript of a press conference is anything to go by. You need to read right until the end for the full belly laugh.

posted by Fat Buddha to soccer at 02:58 PM - 8 comments

Beep-filled audio here and here.

posted by goddam at 03:17 PM on October 03, 2008

I love the press officers comments throughout. Comedy gold.

posted by Drood at 04:08 PM on October 03, 2008

Hilarious. Makes me feel better about Tottenham.

posted by rcade at 05:30 PM on October 03, 2008

The guy on the BBC played some of the audio with beeps.

"Sounds more like Morse code than English at times."

posted by JJ at 06:37 PM on October 03, 2008

Why couldn't Joe Kinnear debate Sarah Palin?

posted by cjets at 06:56 PM on October 03, 2008

Thanks for the post, Buddha. It was almost like the South Park movie dialogue. Four curse words to every one non-curse word.

posted by BoKnows at 11:49 PM on October 03, 2008

I'm enjoying every minute of it.

posted by owlhouse at 06:50 PM on October 05, 2008

Fuck off, you slimy cunts!

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:18 PM on October 07, 2008

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