Recent Comments by corpse

Technical foul called on referee

Who was it? Crawford? Bavetta?

posted by corpse at 11:55 AM on July 20

ACC admits to 'timing error' in final seconds in Duke win over Clemson.

It was a big mistake, but it didn't determine the outcome of the game. The three shouldn't have even counted since the clock started, and there shouldn't have been that much time put on the clock. Take off you tin foil hats.

posted by corpse at 08:57 PM on January 26

Once again,

Yeah, I never see what the big deal is. They've won two world series in the past decade. Say all you want about fire sales, franchise killing, etc, but I don't think Loria is the ass that a lot of people make him out to be.

posted by corpse at 06:54 AM on September 14

SI's MLB Fan Value Index.

I went to my first White Sox game this year. I know people are all happy they won the world series, and they don't want anyone to forget that. In fact, they say it about 3743242390489023 times before the game starts. Yes, we know, get on with the game. Also, the seats in the upper deck were so steep, I had vertigo the whole game. I'm not a fan, so I doubt I go back. However tonight, I'm going to go sit in the drizzling rain to watch the cubs lose to the dodgers. Now that's fan appeal.

posted by corpse at 06:53 PM on September 13

Big Ben the newest Chicago Bull?

Lose offense production from their previous center/pf? There wasn't much there to begin with.

posted by corpse at 11:22 PM on July 04

Mavs win! Mavs win!

Mavs sweep.

posted by corpse at 02:31 PM on June 08

A Timeout To Kill

I'm with Bill Simmons in that coaches hoarding these timeouts merely to advance the ball up the court is stupid. Just because you saved a timeout you don't have to bring the ball up? The other team should have a chance to force the issue. A timeout should merely be a TIMEOUT, a stoppage of play. There should be no advantage gain from it.

posted by corpse at 07:03 AM on May 25

New sheriff in town.

Tim Duncan never commits a foul.

posted by corpse at 07:01 AM on May 23

White Sox and Cubs brawl.

It's all sissyfied.I dont expect anything less from a team that's touted as winners all the time, with loser fans and bad management to pull what they did. Uh yeah, I take offense to this. Really classy to assume that all cub's fans are losers. We have our own share of losers, but no more than any other team. I do see the cubs touted as winners either, except for the brief anamoly in 2003, which ultimately ended up as a great act of losing.

posted by corpse at 01:11 PM on May 21

Memphis's Dire Situation

I like it, it's like a sacrafice bunt in baseball. Adds an extra level of strategy.

posted by corpse at 07:07 AM on April 19

Keyshawn to Panthers

The panthers need a running back. They can't rely on Foster again all season.

posted by corpse at 04:58 PM on March 24

Oral Roberts University's odds

I'd bet a dollar or two.

posted by corpse at 11:38 AM on March 14

Longtime Temple coach Chaney retires

He should have been fired last year.

posted by corpse at 03:07 PM on March 13

To Hate Like This is to Be Happy Forever

Oh my, for the first time in my lifetime of watching Duke/Carolina games, I think I'm finally sick of the hype that espn is giving it this year.

posted by corpse at 03:04 PM on March 03

Vince Young leads Texas to 41-38 win over USC

I agree with tmart937, this game was a bore compared to the miami osu game.

posted by corpse at 07:34 AM on January 05

Is nothing sacred at Wrigley?

Also, I like the idea of sitting in the bleachers, but holy shit are they uncomfortable. I always take out of towners to the bleachers, but when going to games for myself, i'm getting a seat.

posted by corpse at 01:50 PM on December 13

Is nothing sacred at Wrigley?

Attendance wouldn't suffer in a new stadium, maybe on a temp field, but if you put a shiny new stadium right where it is now, and have tons of old school charm, the cubs are still going to have near sellouts every game. Also, I think no parking is a good thing. Fuck all those assholes driving in from places where they could easily take metra/cta. I also like the new Soldier Field. Yes, I am a sports fan.

posted by corpse at 01:49 PM on December 13

Is nothing sacred at Wrigley?

I agree with Nibo. I have much nostalgia for Wrigley, love it, love going there, everything. But it's seriously a dump, a relic from the past. Build a new park, no more "renovations" in the offseason. New parks can be nice and still retain some of that old school charm. Keep the ivy on the walls, and please try to keep it named Wrigley, but change is good.

posted by corpse at 10:57 AM on December 13

this duke team is for real

and I'm a duke fan!

posted by corpse at 01:04 AM on December 11

this duke team is for real

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posted by corpse at 01:03 AM on December 11

Owens suspended indefinitely by Eagles

Who want's to take a shot at him next? He likes Farve so much, maybe the packers will take a stab at him.

posted by corpse at 03:38 PM on November 05

Lies, damned lies and NBA myths

My main beef with the NBA is that the schedule is just too long. I would rather see an abbreviated 50 game season at the most. Injury and exhasution just set in during the later parts of the season, then we go through the first 2 rounds of the playoffs that take FOREVER.

posted by corpse at 03:34 PM on November 05

Podsednik's shot sinks Astros in Game 2

we dont have chickens in chicago So not true, have you been to logan square? There chicken pens in so many backyards!

posted by corpse at 08:39 AM on October 24

Podsednik's shot sinks Astros in Game 2

oh oh oh oh what a classic Tim McCarver moment. Buck: Do you think that he still has the taste in his mouth from the Pujols homerun? McCarver: It's not there at all. Podszendik: CRACK!

posted by corpse at 08:38 AM on October 24

Clemens is the highest paid pitcher in baseball history

I find myself liking him more and more everyday. It's amazing what the lack of a Red Sox or Yankee's uniform will do.

posted by corpse at 10:21 PM on January 21

Spree to flee?

Spree could not get another checking playing basketball in his life and still do quite well for himself with his quite sucessfull car customization business.

posted by corpse at 02:53 PM on November 01

Yanks v. Sox Game 6.

Despite hating both teams, I hope the Sox win tonight and then the media can start writing articles about how by beating the yankees in a game 7, the curse will be lifted. Then they are promptly swept by the Astros/Cardinals in the WS.

posted by corpse at 12:30 PM on October 20

Now That the Media's Got the Matchup "Everybody" Wanted,

Go NL!!

posted by corpse at 08:06 PM on October 10

Not the kind of firsts they wanted:

What did they expect? Remember the last time a few of these guys got together and tried to play defense?

posted by corpse at 07:54 AM on August 04

American League wins All-Star game

I love that the game counts for something now, but I wish they would play it like it counts. Everyone does not have to play, leave your starting pitchers in for more than 2 innings, use some actual game strategy.

posted by corpse at 01:07 PM on July 14

The Ultimate Baseball Road Trip

Wrapped up? I see a lot of minor leauge stadiums they haven't been to.

posted by corpse at 06:34 AM on July 14

USA vs Poland at Soldier Field in Chicago tonight!!

I wish I had known about this earlier. I stepped on the train yesterday and saw 50 people painted red and screaming.

posted by corpse at 10:39 AM on July 12

Flash Friday: Driving Mad

You pretty much have to hit the targets in the later levels. I've gotten several hole in ones as well.

posted by corpse at 06:40 PM on July 02

Lakers looking at Coach K?

It would be between Brey, Amaker, or Dawkins.

posted by corpse at 02:51 PM on July 02

Flash Friday: Driving Mad

I've been playing this a lot for the past few days, and I still haven't gotten as far as I did on the first try, the level where you have to land 10 balls on the green.

posted by corpse at 02:46 PM on July 02

What? no Yankee Red Sox thread?

Okay, I just watched the reply of the catch, and it didn't look that spectacular.

posted by corpse at 11:18 AM on July 02

Lakers looking at Coach K?

WHAT. THE. FUCK. K.

posted by corpse at 08:57 AM on July 02

Ugh

Simmons' Draft Diary, excellent as usual.

posted by corpse at 02:54 PM on June 25

Rays win their 12th straight

... or back in last place.

posted by corpse at 01:39 PM on June 23

Rays win their 12th straight

Yes, of course, I just said that to rile up the baseball fans in the northeast. Who knows though, anything could happen if the streak continues they could be only a few games back in a couple of months.

posted by corpse at 01:39 PM on June 23

Bill Simmons of ESPN's Page 2

From a marketing standpoint, LeBron is the guy you want to start you team today. It's a win win, he's a great player that is only going to get better, and one of the most marketable personalities in all of sports. Also, hooray for Kirilenko being so high.

posted by corpse at 01:13 PM on June 23

T-Mac to Houston?

Frances is whining yet again, says he doesn't want to go to orlando at all.

posted by corpse at 03:04 PM on June 22

Too hard?

I'd rather see the players get really creative on a super hard course. Watching a player hit a 300+ yard driver into the fairway, a short iron to the green and then a two put makes for some pretty boring golf. I like to see the players in difficult situations. It's like the appeal of an island green all over the golf course, you know that one slip up and they will be in trouble.

posted by corpse at 02:23 PM on June 22

Too hard?

Also, I should say, from a viewing perspective, I enjoyed all 4 days of the open, I thought the challenging course made for good TV.

posted by corpse at 02:55 PM on June 21

Too hard?

I don't see what the big deal is. These are the best golfers in the world, so they should have to play on the most difficult courses in the world. Shouldn't matter if the winning score is -4 or -18, the cream should rise to the top. If you're ego is bruised by shooting an 80, well then tough shit. And just what was the "expected outcome"? Tiger and Phil battling out on the back 9? If you had as many one puts as Goose had this weekend, you deserve to win, no matter who thinks you shouldn't.

posted by corpse at 02:54 PM on June 21

USA Olympic Basketball = Iverson's team

This is going to be a great rebounding team with Timmy D, Wallace, and Boozer. 2nd, 3rd, and 5th in the NBA in rebounding this year.

posted by corpse at 08:11 AM on June 18

Milicic: They're lucky I broke my mitt, God. I was about to tomahawk some sh!t like my name was Sitting Bull

jpeg? I seemed to have missed his wife.

posted by corpse at 06:20 AM on June 17

I should also mention, I have a morbid fear of foul balls, so it would probably konk me in the head and fall safely into the kid's mitts. I would never try for a web gem in the stands. More like duck and cover.

posted by corpse at 01:31 PM on June 14

I don't like giving the ball to a kid. I always throw it back anyway.

posted by corpse at 01:21 PM on June 14

Police will let fans smoke dope at Euro 2004.

Consessions sales will skyrocket. They better have some cheesypoofs on hand.

posted by corpse at 02:16 PM on June 11

Super Headers

102 is my high score.

posted by corpse at 01:14 PM on June 11

Super Headers

Starts out easy enough, but quickly drives you to madness.

posted by corpse at 08:46 AM on June 11

Air Hockey

This game is infuriating. Note to flash developers. LEARN HOW TO HIDE THE FRICKEN MOUSE CURSOR.

posted by corpse at 03:40 PM on June 08

That's absurd, the Cup belongs to the best team no matter where they are from. And essentially both teams are canandian anyway, since they make up the majority of the players.

posted by corpse at 08:52 PM on June 06

The Toughest Things to do in Sports.

I think the hardest thing to do in sports is timing a trip to the pisser so that A) you don't miss any action and B) the lines are short at the bathrooms and the beer line.

posted by corpse at 12:41 PM on June 04

All-star voting boosts chance of a Clemens-Piazza battery.

Here's my ballet, off the top of my head, so i'm sure I'm missing someone.: AL 1B: Ken Harvey 2B: Juan Uribe 3B: Melvin Mora SS: Alex Rodriguez C: Javy López OF: Carlos Beltran OF: Manny Ramirez OF: Vlad Guerrero SP: Curt Schilling NL 1B: Sean Casey 2B: Jeff Kent 3B: Scott Rolen SS: Jack Wilson C: Mike Piazza OF: Craig Wilson OF: Barry Bonds OF: Lance Berkman SP: Ben Sheets

posted by corpse at 01:04 PM on June 02

dude, schilling's a narc.

posted by corpse at 02:37 PM on May 28

Oh, Doc. I hope he gets a coaching job real soon, because I can't stand the games he does. He was praising the spurs for not guarding the man taking the ball out against the lakers. That is until the impossible happened..

posted by corpse at 09:44 AM on May 27

Speaking of taking a base, Hee Seop Choi walked in all four of his plate apperances on Monday. Fear his patience!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by corpse at 10:31 AM on May 26

also, Reggie should have dunked it. He had an awesome dunk last year vs the Nets, if he had went up stronger last night the outcome could have been different.

posted by corpse at 09:23 AM on May 25