Recent Locker Room Comments by corpse

Fantasy American Football

works for me! disregard all of the above.

posted by corpse at 08:42 AM on July 24

Anybody interested in doing some fantasy Baseball!

So tempting. But uh uh.

posted by corpse at 09:06 AM on February 07

Congratulations are in order

Hopleaf!

posted by corpse at 10:15 AM on April 16

Congratulations are in order

Thanks all! We're going to be having a small ceremony, and a reception at the best belgium beer bar in chicago. ps. I've been "sampling" beers today. pps. note to self, stop posting while drunk.

posted by corpse at 07:29 PM on April 15

Fantasy baseball again this year?

I'm going to have to pass this year. I sucked so bad last year, and totally abandonded my team after I moved. It's amazing how being unemployed leaves me less time to do fantasy baseball than when I had a 9 to 5er.

posted by corpse at 10:04 AM on January 07

2004 World Series Predictions

Cards in 4.

posted by corpse at 03:27 PM on October 22

Are you ready for some football!

I may have to sit this year out. It's all I can do to keep my baseball teams in their usual dominating form.

posted by corpse at 09:40 AM on August 03

SpoFi Fantasy Baseball League Update

Just a note, there will be no more updates until after I move on August 9th and get settled in my new place/city with internet access. Thanks for playing!

posted by corpse at 09:54 AM on July 27

SpoFi CD Swap Update

The tracklisting I listed above was Salomberry's, not mine.

posted by corpse at 06:21 AM on July 23

SpoFi CD Swap Update

I like the mail and swap, gives an element of surprise, plus I like getting things in the mail. I recieved chicobangs excellent mix, tracklisting above. Nice commentary on each track too, thanks!

posted by corpse at 10:56 AM on July 20

SpoFi CD Swap Update

didn't have the artist on the cover, but I assume it's the DJ Kool, Biz Markie version.

posted by corpse at 08:47 PM on July 17

SpoFi CD Swap Update

PS. Thanks!

posted by corpse at 06:37 PM on July 17

SpoFi CD Swap Update

I've recieved one from Salmonberry, which I'm listening to at this very moment. Tracklisting: Sugerbabes - Freak Like Me Avalances - Since I Left you (Live at Dominos) Clear My Throat Danko Jones - My Love is Bold Imperial Teen - Yoo Hoo Electric Six - I Lost Control (Of My Rock and Roll) PJ Harvey - One TIme Too Many Tricky - You Don't Wanna The Dears - Heartless Romantic Magnetic Fields - Epitaph for My Heart Spoon - Metal Detektor Afgan Whigs - 66 Me'Shell Ndegeocello - Who is He and What is He to You Stereo MCs - Elevate My Mind Guess Who - Shakin' All Over Caesars Palace - Jerk it Out Eagles of Death Metal - Bad Dream Mama (Live at Slims) Groove Armada - Superstylin' Basement Jaxx - Get Me Off

posted by corpse at 06:36 PM on July 17

SpoFi Fantasy Baseball League Update

Rank	Team	Batting	Pitching	Total	Dif	Behind
1	springfield isotopes	86.0	85.0	171.0	3.5	0.0
2	Wittgensteins Bunnies	90.0	79.5	169.5	9.0	1.5
3	jbou Team	74.0	85.0	159.0	6.0	12.0
4	Van Gogh's Earache	68.0	64.0	132.0	3.5	39.0
5	Rockport Rassafrass	73.0	54.0	127.0	-1.5	44.0
6	hippo's sour mash	58.0	64.5	122.5	-8.0	48.5
7	Crackhouse Gang	61.0	56.0	117.0	0.0	54.0
8	Nomar's Broken Heart	54.0	57.5	111.5	6.5	59.5
9	Gunboats	73.0	27.0	100.0	-5.5	71.0
10	Cardbirds	59.5	33.5	93.0	-1.0	78.0
11	86 Team	23.0	62.0	85.0	-1.5	86.0
12	Eppin' Outs	31.0	53.0	84.0	-12.5	87.0
13	Depo Dodgers	33.5	43.0	76.5	4.0	94.5
14	Los Colecos	15.0	53.5	68.5	1.5	102.5
15	Phoenix Pivovari	41.0	22.5	63.5	-4.0	107.5
Standings Updated as of: 7/16/04 8:24 AM EST

Batting Breakdown
Team	BA	Pts	Dif
springfield isotopes	0.2921	15	0
Crackhouse Gang	0.2919	14	0
Van Gogh's Earache	0.2895	13	0
Rockport Rassafrass	0.2883	12	0
Cardbirds	0.2874	11	1
Phoenix Pivovari	0.2873	10	-1
Wittgensteins Bunnies	0.2858	9	1
Gunboats	0.2835	8	-1
Nomar's Broken Heart	0.2780	7	1
jbou Team	0.2762	6	3
Eppin' Outs	0.2755	5	-2
hippo's sour mash	0.2755	4	-1
86 Team	0.2746	3	-1
Depo Dodgers	0.2653	2	0
Los Colecos	0.2633	1	0

Team	H	Pts	Dif
springfield isotopes	853	15	0
Crackhouse Gang	830	14	0
Van Gogh's Earache	807	13	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	802	12	0
Cardbirds	786	11	1.5
Rockport Rassafrass	785	10	-1
jbou Team	783	9	1
Gunboats	777	8	-1.5
Nomar's Broken Heart	758	7	0
Depo Dodgers	740	6	1
hippo's sour mash	738	5	-1
86 Team	716	4	0
Eppin' Outs	693	3	0
Phoenix Pivovari	666	2	0
Los Colecos	591	1	0

Team	HR	Pts	Dif
jbou Team	127	15	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	123	14	3
Gunboats	122	13	-1
Rockport Rassafrass	121	12	-1
hippo's sour mash	119	11	-1
Nomar's Broken Heart	107	10	0
Van Gogh's Earache	96	8	-1
springfield isotopes	96	8	0.5
Phoenix Pivovari	96	8	3
Eppin' Outs	93	6	-1.5
Cardbirds	92	5	-1
86 Team	90	4	0
Depo Dodgers	88	2.5	0.5
Crackhouse Gang	88	2.5	-0.5
Los Colecos	75	1	0

Team	R	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	474	15	0
Van Gogh's Earache	458	14	0
Crackhouse Gang	445	12.5	2.5
Rockport Rassafrass	445	12.5	0.5
Gunboats	443	11	-2
jbou Team	442	10	1
springfield isotopes	437	9	-2
Cardbirds	418	7.5	0.5
hippo's sour mash	418	7.5	-0.5
Nomar's Broken Heart	401	6	0
Depo Dodgers	392	5	0
86 Team	377	4	0
Phoenix Pivovari	376	3	0
Eppin' Outs	363	2	0
Los Colecos	296	1	0

Team	RBI	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	453	15	1
hippo's sour mash	446	14	-1
jbou Team	409	13	0
springfield isotopes	408	12	3
Gunboats	403	11	-1
Nomar's Broken Heart	402	10	4
Eppin' Outs	400	9	-2
Crackhouse Gang	399	8	0
Cardbirds	398	7	-3
Van Gogh's Earache	389	6	-1
Rockport Rassafrass	379	5	0
Phoenix Pivovari	362	4	0
Depo Dodgers	359	3	0
86 Team	331	2	0
Los Colecos	288	1	0

Team	SB	Pts	Dif
springfield isotopes	83	15	0
Depo Dodgers	73	14	0
jbou Team	66	13	0
Cardbirds	52	12	0.5
Wittgensteins Bunnies	50	11	2
Nomar's Broken Heart	49	10	-1.5
Gunboats	47	9	-1
Los Colecos	42	8	0
hippo's sour mash	38	6.5	0
Rockport Rassafrass	38	6.5	0
Van Gogh's Earache	37	5	2.5
86 Team	36	3	0.5
Crackhouse Gang	36	3	-1.5
Phoenix Pivovari	36	3	-1.5
Eppin' Outs	26	1	0

Team	mOPS	Pts	Dif
Rockport Rassafrass	1.185	15	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	1.172	14	0
Gunboats	1.139	13	0
springfield isotopes	1.122	12	1
Phoenix Pivovari	1.121	11	1
hippo's sour mash	1.121	10	-2
Van Gogh's Earache	1.114	9	0
jbou Team	1.109	8	0
Crackhouse Gang	1.097	7	0
Cardbirds	1.092	6	0
Eppin' Outs	1.078	5	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	1.074	4	1
86 Team	1.073	3	-1
Los Colecos	1.052	2	0
Depo Dodgers	1.007	1	0

Pitching Breakdown
Team	ERA	Pts	Dif
86 Team	3.403	15	0
jbou Team	3.578	14	0
Eppin' Outs	3.730	13	0
Van Gogh's Earache	3.748	12	0
springfield isotopes	3.840	11	0
Los Colecos	3.949	10	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	4.033	9	1
hippo's sour mash	4.086	8	-1
Rockport Rassafrass	4.129	7	0
Cardbirds	4.228	6	0
Depo Dodgers	4.364	5	0
Crackhouse Gang	4.380	4	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	4.533	3	0
Gunboats	4.738	2	0
Phoenix Pivovari	4.886	1	0

Team	K	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	811	15	0
springfield isotopes	720	14	0
hippo's sour mash	556	13	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	546	12	1
jbou Team	544	11	-1
Crackhouse Gang	516	10	0
Cardbirds	503	9	1
Depo Dodgers	501	8	1
Los Colecos	495	7	2
Rockport Rassafrass	489	6	0
Phoenix Pivovari	481	5	-4
Eppin' Outs	460	4	0
Van Gogh's Earache	452	3	0
86 Team	426	2	0
Gunboats	239	1	0

Team	K-BB	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	464	15	0
springfield isotopes	433	14	0
jbou Team	339	13	0
Van Gogh's Earache	304	12	0
hippo's sour mash	292	11	0
Crackhouse Gang	291	10	1
Los Colecos	290	8.5	0.5
Nomar's Broken Heart	290	8.5	1.5
Eppin' Outs	285	7	-3
Rockport Rassafrass	268	6	0
86 Team	257	5	0
Depo Dodgers	241	4	1
Phoenix Pivovari	237	3	-1
Cardbirds	226	2	0
Gunboats	122	1	0

Team	Kd9	Pts	Dif
springfield isotopes	7.83	15	0
Los Colecos	7.58	14	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	7.45	13	0
86 Team	7.36	12	0
hippo's sour mash	7.23	11	0
jbou Team	7.13	10	0
Crackhouse Gang	7.02	9	0
Van Gogh's Earache	6.80	8	2
Rockport Rassafrass	6.80	7	-1
Nomar's Broken Heart	6.74	6	1
Eppin' Outs	6.70	5	-2
Gunboats	6.43	4	1
Cardbirds	6.41	3	-1
Phoenix Pivovari	6.22	2	0
Depo Dodgers	5.74	1	0

Team	S	Pts	Dif
Gunboats	106	15	0
Van Gogh's Earache	64	14	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	52	13	0
86 Team	46	12	0
springfield isotopes	44	11	0
jbou Team	39	10	0
Depo Dodgers	32	9	0
hippo's sour mash	25	7.5	-0.5
Rockport Rassafrass	25	7.5	1.5
Eppin' Outs	24	6	-1
Wittgensteins Bunnies	20	5	0.5
Crackhouse Gang	18	4	-0.5
Cardbirds	16	3	0
Phoenix Pivovari	9	2	0
Los Colecos	4	1	0

Team	W	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	50	14.5	0.5
Rockport Rassafrass	50	14.5	-0.5
Crackhouse Gang	45	12	-1
jbou Team	45	12	2
Depo Dodgers	45	12	0.5
Nomar's Broken Heart	43	10	-1.5
Phoenix Pivovari	41	8.5	-0.5
Cardbirds	41	8.5	0.5
springfield isotopes	40	7	1
Eppin' Outs	39	6	-1
hippo's sour mash	37	5	0
Van Gogh's Earache	36	4	0
Los Colecos	35	3	0
86 Team	30	2	0
Gunboats	15	1	0

Team	WHIP	Pts	Dif
jbou Team	1.171	15	0
86 Team	1.204	14	0
springfield isotopes	1.260	13	0
Eppin' Outs	1.272	12	0
Van Gogh's Earache	1.279	11	1
Los Colecos	1.282	10	-1
hippo's sour mash	1.316	9	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	1.324	8	0
Crackhouse Gang	1.360	7	0
Rockport Rassafrass	1.363	6	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	1.382	5	0
Depo Dodgers	1.401	4	0
Gunboats	1.418	3	1
Cardbirds	1.418	2	-1
Phoenix Pivovari	1.473	1	0

posted by corpse at 12:39 PM on July 16

SpoFi CD Swap update

I have recieved Salmonberry's mix! Haven't had a chance to listen to it yet, but I see a lot of familar names. Looking forward to it.

posted by corpse at 07:52 AM on July 13

SpoFi CD Swap update

Any body got their's yet? speak up!

posted by corpse at 01:31 PM on July 03

SpoFi Fantasy Baseball League Update

No updates for next week, I'm going to be in Chicago trying to secure an apartment.

posted by corpse at 03:02 PM on July 02

SpoFi Fantasy Baseball League Update

Rank	Team	Batting	Pitching	Total	Dif	Behind
1	springfield isotopes	85.0	86.0	171.0	4.5	0.0
2	Wittgensteins Bunnies	84.0	78.0	162.0	3.0	9.0
3	jbou Team	70.0	87.5	157.5	6.0	13.5
4	hippo's sour mash	65.0	69.5	134.5	-0.5	36.5
5	Rockport Rassafrass	73.0	55.0	128.0	-8.0	43.0
6	Van Gogh's Earache	62.5	62.0	124.5	-12.0	46.5
7	Crackhouse Gang	72.0	52.0	124.0	-1.5	47.0
8	Gunboats	84.0	25.0	109.0	-8.0	62.0
9	Nomar's Broken Heart	52.0	54.5	106.5	1.5	64.5
10	Cardbirds	57.5	34.0	91.5	-2.0	79.5
11	Eppin' Outs	30.0	55.0	85.0	4.5	86.0
12	86 Team	23.0	61.5	84.5	-1.0	86.5
13	Depo Dodgers	33.0	41.5	74.5	-4.0	96.5
14	Los Colecos	15.0	51.0	66.0	11.0	105.0
15	Phoenix Pivovari	34.0	27.5	61.5	6.5	109.5
Standings Updated as of: 7/2/04 2:13 AM EST

Batting Breakdown
Team	BA	Pts	Dif
Crackhouse Gang	0.2935	15	0
springfield isotopes	0.2930	14	0
Rockport Rassafrass	0.2879	13	0
Gunboats	0.2862	12	1
Van Gogh's Earache	0.2847	11	-1
Cardbirds	0.2838	10	0
Phoenix Pivovari	0.2832	9	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	0.2830	8	1
Nomar's Broken Heart	0.2805	7	-1
hippo's sour mash	0.2784	6	0
Eppin' Outs	0.2783	5	0
86 Team	0.2729	4	0
jbou Team	0.2700	3	1
Depo Dodgers	0.2638	2	-1
Los Colecos	0.2619	1	0

Team	H	Pts	Dif
springfield isotopes	751	15	0
Crackhouse Gang	731	14	0
Van Gogh's Earache	717	13	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	706	12	2
Gunboats	700	11	-1
Rockport Rassafrass	699	10	-1
Cardbirds	681	9	0
jbou Team	675	8	1.5
Nomar's Broken Heart	670	7	-1
hippo's sour mash	665	6	-0.5
Depo Dodgers	652	5	0
86 Team	628	4	0.5
Eppin' Outs	625	3	-0.5
Phoenix Pivovari	570	2	0
Los Colecos	528	1	0

Team	HR	Pts	Dif
jbou Team	118	15	1
Gunboats	113	14	-1
Rockport Rassafrass	110	13	0.5
hippo's sour mash	107	12	-0.5
Wittgensteins Bunnies	105	11	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	88	10	0.5
springfield isotopes	87	9	1
Van Gogh's Earache	84	8	-1.5
Crackhouse Gang	80	7	0.5
Eppin' Outs	79	5.5	3
Cardbirds	79	5.5	0.5
86 Team	78	4	0
Phoenix Pivovari	77	3	0.5
Depo Dodgers	76	2	-4.5
Los Colecos	69	1	0

Team	R	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	420	15	0
Van Gogh's Earache	409	14	0
Gunboats	403	13	0
Rockport Rassafrass	398	12	0
Crackhouse Gang	397	11	0
jbou Team	389	10	0
springfield isotopes	386	9	0.5
hippo's sour mash	378	8	-0.5
Cardbirds	359	7	0
Depo Dodgers	353	6	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	349	5	0
86 Team	331	4	0
Eppin' Outs	317	3	0.5
Phoenix Pivovari	312	2	-0.5
Los Colecos	268	1	0

Team	RBI	Pts	Dif
hippo's sour mash	398	15	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	393	14	0
jbou Team	365	13	1
Gunboats	363	12	-1
springfield isotopes	358	11	1
Crackhouse Gang	357	10	-1
Cardbirds	351	9	2
Nomar's Broken Heart	349	8	1
Eppin' Outs	348	6.5	-0.5
Van Gogh's Earache	348	6.5	-2.5
Rockport Rassafrass	344	5	0
Phoenix Pivovari	313	4	1
Depo Dodgers	304	3	-1
86 Team	288	2	0
Los Colecos	267	1	0

Team	SB	Pts	Dif
springfield isotopes	78	15	0
Depo Dodgers	70	14	0
jbou Team	55	13	0
Cardbirds	47	12	1
Nomar's Broken Heart	44	11	-1
Wittgensteins Bunnies	41	10	0
Gunboats	40	9	0
Los Colecos	38	8	0
hippo's sour mash	34	7	0
Crackhouse Gang	33	5	1
Rockport Rassafrass	33	5	-1
Phoenix Pivovari	33	5	2
Van Gogh's Earache	32	3	-2
86 Team	29	2	1
Eppin' Outs	26	1	-1

Team	mOPS	Pts	Dif
Rockport Rassafrass	1.184	15	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	1.163	14	1
Gunboats	1.155	13	-1
springfield isotopes	1.130	12	1
hippo's sour mash	1.128	11	-1
Crackhouse Gang	1.106	10	0
Phoenix Pivovari	1.104	9	1
jbou Team	1.101	8	1
Van Gogh's Earache	1.094	7	-2
Eppin' Outs	1.079	6	2
Cardbirds	1.076	5	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	1.074	4	-2
86 Team	1.063	3	0
Los Colecos	1.057	2	0
Depo Dodgers	1.000	1	0

Pitching Breakdown
Team	ERA	Pts	Dif
jbou Team	3.405	15	0
86 Team	3.546	14	0
springfield isotopes	3.733	13	1
Van Gogh's Earache	3.773	12	-1
Eppin' Outs	3.831	11	0
hippo's sour mash	3.921	10	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	4.041	9	1
Los Colecos	4.059	8	1
Rockport Rassafrass	4.186	7	-2
Cardbirds	4.233	6	0
Depo Dodgers	4.299	5	0
Crackhouse Gang	4.534	4	1
Nomar's Broken Heart	4.636	3	1
Phoenix Pivovari	4.644	2	1
Gunboats	4.661	1	-3

Team	K	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	712	15	0
springfield isotopes	609	14	0
hippo's sour mash	493	13	0
jbou Team	471	12	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	459	11	0
Depo Dodgers	452	10	1.5
Crackhouse Gang	449	9	0.5
Phoenix Pivovari	444	8	1
Cardbirds	442	7	-3
Los Colecos	431	6	1
Rockport Rassafrass	427	5	-1
Eppin' Outs	403	4	0
Van Gogh's Earache	386	3	0
86 Team	378	2	0
Gunboats	216	1	0

Team	K-BB	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	403	15	0
springfield isotopes	368	14	0
jbou Team	290	13	0
hippo's sour mash	261	12	0
Van Gogh's Earache	253	11	0
Los Colecos	251	10	5
Eppin' Outs	246	9	0
Crackhouse Gang	244	8	-2
Nomar's Broken Heart	238	7	1
Rockport Rassafrass	235	6	-2
86 Team	230	5	-2
Phoenix Pivovari	226	4	0
Depo Dodgers	209	3	1
Cardbirds	203	2	-1
Gunboats	107	1	0

Team	Kd9	Pts	Dif
springfield isotopes	7.68	15	0
Los Colecos	7.51	14	2
86 Team	7.41	13	-1
Wittgensteins Bunnies	7.38	12	-1
hippo's sour mash	7.08	11	1
jbou Team	7.00	10	1
Crackhouse Gang	6.95	9	-2
Rockport Rassafrass	6.82	8	0
Eppin' Outs	6.68	7	1
Van Gogh's Earache	6.65	6	-1
Nomar's Broken Heart	6.55	5	2
Gunboats	6.54	4	-1
Cardbirds	6.39	3	-1
Phoenix Pivovari	6.27	2	0
Depo Dodgers	5.73	1	0

Team	S	Pts	Dif
Gunboats	98	15	0
Van Gogh's Earache	60	14	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	45	13	0
springfield isotopes	39	11.5	-0.5
86 Team	39	11.5	0.5
jbou Team	35	10	0
Depo Dodgers	29	9	0
hippo's sour mash	24	8	0.5
Rockport Rassafrass	22	7	-0.5
Eppin' Outs	18	6	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	16	5	0
Cardbirds	14	3.5	0.5
Crackhouse Gang	14	3.5	-0.5
Phoenix Pivovari	9	2	0
Los Colecos	4	1	0

Team	W	Pts	Dif
Rockport Rassafrass	46	15	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	42	14	0
Crackhouse Gang	40	12.5	1
jbou Team	40	12.5	-0.5
Depo Dodgers	38	10.5	-1
Nomar's Broken Heart	38	10.5	1
Cardbirds	37	8.5	-1
Phoenix Pivovari	37	8.5	0.5
Eppin' Outs	35	7	0
hippo's sour mash	33	5.5	0.5
springfield isotopes	33	5.5	0.5
Van Gogh's Earache	31	4	-1
Los Colecos	29	3	0
86 Team	25	2	0
Gunboats	13	1	0

Team	WHIP	Pts	Dif
jbou Team	1.148	15	0
86 Team	1.204	14	0
springfield isotopes	1.246	13	0
Van Gogh's Earache	1.292	12	0
Eppin' Outs	1.296	11	0
hippo's sour mash	1.304	10	0
Los Colecos	1.308	9	2
Wittgensteins Bunnies	1.318	8	-1
Rockport Rassafrass	1.354	7	-1
Crackhouse Gang	1.393	6	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	1.401	5	0
Cardbirds	1.406	4	0
Depo Dodgers	1.408	3	1
Gunboats	1.440	2	-1
Phoenix Pivovari	1.452	1	0

posted by corpse at 03:01 PM on July 02

You won't believe this but ...

congratulations!

posted by corpse at 11:47 AM on July 01

SpoFi CD Swap update

Mine went out a little late, on Monday, but they should be arriving on your doorsteps soon.

posted by corpse at 01:33 PM on June 30

As the rotisserie turns

I just realized every lockerroom post I've made has been fantasy related. What a dork!

posted by corpse at 10:27 AM on June 29

As the rotisserie turns

here are the ones I created: 564 559 547 542 540 536 531 522 512 504 494 462 457 442 371 304 298 282 273 269 261 256 254 250 244 241 240 239 236 233 228 224 217 210 205 191 176 111

posted by corpse at 07:14 AM on June 29

As the rotisserie turns

Any way we can make this retroactive?

posted by corpse at 09:33 AM on June 28

SpoFi Fantasy Baseball League Update,

Also, I'm second in this league, and first in the Yahoo one, do I get two trophies if I win both leagues?

posted by corpse at 07:45 AM on June 28

SpoFi Fantasy Baseball League Update,

And how about Nomar's Broken Heart! Up 20 points this week!

posted by corpse at 10:56 AM on June 25

SpoFi Fantasy Baseball League Update,

Rank	Team	Batting	Pitching	Total	Dif	Behind
1	springfield isotopes	81.5	85.0	166.5	12.5	0.0
2	Wittgensteins Bunnies	80.0	79.0	159.0	-2.0	7.5
3	jbou Team	64.5	87.0	151.5	-10.0	15.0
4	Van Gogh's Earache	71.5	65.0	136.5	-3.5	30.0
5	Rockport Rassafrass	74.5	61.5	136.0	2.5	30.5
6	hippo's sour mash	67.5	67.5	135.0	-10.5	31.5
7	Crackhouse Gang	71.5	54.0	125.5	-4.5	41.0
8	Gunboats	87.0	30.0	117.0	7.0	49.5
9	Nomar's Broken Heart	55.5	49.5	105.0	20.0	61.5
10	Cardbirds	54.0	39.5	93.5	0.5	73.0
11	86 Team	21.5	64.0	85.5	3.0	81.0
12	Eppin' Outs	26.5	54.0	80.5	-12.0	86.0
13	Depo Dodgers	39.5	39.0	78.5	1.5	88.0
14	Phoenix Pivovari	30.0	25.0	55.0	-7.0	111.5
14	Los Colecos	15.0	40.0	55.0	2.5	111.5
Standings Updated as of: 6/25/04 1:32 AM EST

Batting Breakdown
Team	BA	Pts	Dif
Crackhouse Gang	0.2976	15	0
springfield isotopes	0.2953	14	1
Rockport Rassafrass	0.2932	13	1
Van Gogh's Earache	0.2883	12	-2
Gunboats	0.2878	11	0
Cardbirds	0.2832	10	3
Phoenix Pivovari	0.2822	9	1
Nomar's Broken Heart	0.2815	8	2
Wittgensteins Bunnies	0.2808	7	-3
hippo's sour mash	0.2791	6	-3
Eppin' Outs	0.2783	5	0
86 Team	0.2709	4	2
Depo Dodgers	0.2656	3	0
jbou Team	0.2641	2	-2
Los Colecos	0.2587	1	0

Team	H	Pts	Dif
springfield isotopes	686	15	2
Crackhouse Gang	682	14	-1
Van Gogh's Earache	665	13	-1
Gunboats	657	12	0
Rockport Rassafrass	656	11	1
Wittgensteins Bunnies	650	10	-1
Cardbirds	619	9	2
Nomar's Broken Heart	615	8	3
hippo's sour mash	612	6.5	-1.5
jbou Team	612	6.5	-2.5
Depo Dodgers	601	5	-1
Eppin' Outs	573	3.5	-0.5
86 Team	573	3.5	0.5
Phoenix Pivovari	528	2	0
Los Colecos	483	1	0

Team	HR	Pts	Dif
Gunboats	106	15	2
jbou Team	104	14	-1
Rockport Rassafrass	100	12.5	0.5
hippo's sour mash	100	12.5	-1.5
Wittgensteins Bunnies	97	11	0
Van Gogh's Earache	79	9.5	-0.5
Nomar's Broken Heart	79	9.5	2.5
springfield isotopes	77	8	-1
Depo Dodgers	73	6.5	4
Crackhouse Gang	73	6.5	0.5
Cardbirds	72	5	-3
86 Team	71	4	1.5
Eppin' Outs	69	2.5	-2.5
Phoenix Pivovari	69	2.5	-1.5
Los Colecos	63	1	0

Team	R	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	381	15	1
Van Gogh's Earache	378	14	-1
Gunboats	375	13	0
Rockport Rassafrass	365	12	1
Crackhouse Gang	361	11	-1
jbou Team	354	10	0
springfield isotopes	345	8.5	0.5
hippo's sour mash	345	8.5	-0.5
Cardbirds	331	7	0
Depo Dodgers	330	6	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	322	5	0
86 Team	298	4	2
Eppin' Outs	287	2.5	-0.5
Phoenix Pivovari	287	2.5	-1.5
Los Colecos	237	1	0

Team	RBI	Pts	Dif
hippo's sour mash	378	15	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	362	14	0
Gunboats	335	13	1
jbou Team	328	12	-1
Crackhouse Gang	325	11	3
springfield isotopes	324	10	5
Van Gogh's Earache	322	9	-2
Eppin' Outs	318	7	-2
Nomar's Broken Heart	318	7	1
Cardbirds	318	7	0
Rockport Rassafrass	314	5	-5
Depo Dodgers	283	4	1
Phoenix Pivovari	279	3	-1
86 Team	270	2	0
Los Colecos	244	1	0

Team	SB	Pts	Dif
springfield isotopes	75	15	0
Depo Dodgers	66	14	0
jbou Team	55	13	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	43	12	1.5
Cardbirds	42	11	-1
Wittgensteins Bunnies	40	10	-0.5
Gunboats	37	9	0
Los Colecos	34	8	0
hippo's sour mash	33	7	0.5
Rockport Rassafrass	32	6	1
Van Gogh's Earache	31	5	-1.5
Crackhouse Gang	30	4	0.5
Phoenix Pivovari	29	3	-0.5
Eppin' Outs	25	2	0
86 Team	22	1	0

Team	mOPS	Pts	Dif
Rockport Rassafrass	1.197	15	0
Gunboats	1.156	14	2
Wittgensteins Bunnies	1.155	13	-1
hippo's sour mash	1.134	12	-1
springfield isotopes	1.130	11	1
Crackhouse Gang	1.114	10	1
Van Gogh's Earache	1.108	9	-2
Phoenix Pivovari	1.097	8	1
jbou Team	1.078	7	-1
Nomar's Broken Heart	1.077	6	2
Cardbirds	1.075	5	0
Eppin' Outs	1.074	4	-2
86 Team	1.058	3	0
Los Colecos	1.045	2	0
Depo Dodgers	1.011	1	0

Pitching Breakdown
Team	ERA	Pts	Dif
jbou Team	3.328	15	0
86 Team	3.535	14	0
Van Gogh's Earache	3.650	13	1
springfield isotopes	3.779	12	1
Eppin' Outs	3.839	11	-2
hippo's sour mash	3.965	10	0
Rockport Rassafrass	4.057	9	1
Wittgensteins Bunnies	4.070	8	-1
Los Colecos	4.169	7	2
Cardbirds	4.254	6	-1
Depo Dodgers	4.317	5	-1
Gunboats	4.554	4	1
Crackhouse Gang	4.559	3	-1
Nomar's Broken Heart	4.591	2	0
Phoenix Pivovari	4.690	1	0

Team	K	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	641	15	0
springfield isotopes	561	14	0
hippo's sour mash	457	13	0
jbou Team	429	12	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	424	11	4
Cardbirds	423	10	2
Depo Dodgers	420	8.5	-1.5
Crackhouse Gang	420	8.5	-2.5
Phoenix Pivovari	411	7	-2
Rockport Rassafrass	393	6	0
Los Colecos	379	5	0
Eppin' Outs	377	4	0
Van Gogh's Earache	360	3	0
86 Team	353	2	0
Gunboats	201	1	0

Team	K-BB	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	360	15	0
springfield isotopes	334	14	0
jbou Team	264	13	0
hippo's sour mash	243	12	0
Van Gogh's Earache	242	11	1
Crackhouse Gang	234	10	-1
Eppin' Outs	232	9	0
Rockport Rassafrass	221	8	0.5
86 Team	220	7	-0.5
Nomar's Broken Heart	217	6	2
Los Colecos	214	5	0
Phoenix Pivovari	206	4	-2
Cardbirds	198	3	1
Depo Dodgers	194	2	-1
Gunboats	104	1	0

Team	Kd9	Pts	Dif
springfield isotopes	7.65	15	0
86 Team	7.52	14	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	7.35	13	1
Los Colecos	7.25	12	-1
Crackhouse Gang	7.07	11	0
hippo's sour mash	7.02	10	0
jbou Team	7.00	9	0
Rockport Rassafrass	6.78	8	2
Van Gogh's Earache	6.70	7	0
Eppin' Outs	6.70	6	-2
Gunboats	6.54	5	0
Cardbirds	6.50	4	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	6.47	3	1
Phoenix Pivovari	6.18	2	-1
Depo Dodgers	5.92	1	0

Team	S	Pts	Dif
Gunboats	90	15	0
Van Gogh's Earache	57	14	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	43	13	0
springfield isotopes	36	12	2
86 Team	35	11	-0.5
jbou Team	33	10	-1.5
Depo Dodgers	28	9	0
hippo's sour mash	22	7.5	0.5
Rockport Rassafrass	22	7.5	-0.5
Eppin' Outs	16	6	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	14	5	0.5
Crackhouse Gang	12	4	-0.5
Cardbirds	11	3	0
Phoenix Pivovari	9	2	0
Los Colecos	3	1	0

Team	W	Pts	Dif
Rockport Rassafrass	42	15	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	39	14	2
jbou Team	38	13	-1
Depo Dodgers	36	11.5	2
Crackhouse Gang	36	11.5	-1.5
Nomar's Broken Heart	35	9.5	0
Cardbirds	35	9.5	-1.5
Phoenix Pivovari	33	8	0.5
Eppin' Outs	32	7	-0.5
Van Gogh's Earache	28	5	2.5
hippo's sour mash	28	5	-1
springfield isotopes	28	5	0
Los Colecos	26	3	0.5
86 Team	24	2	-2
Gunboats	13	1	0

Team	WHIP	Pts	Dif
jbou Team	1.129	15	0
86 Team	1.195	14	0
springfield isotopes	1.260	13	1
Van Gogh's Earache	1.279	12	2
Eppin' Outs	1.286	11	0
hippo's sour mash	1.303	10	-3
Wittgensteins Bunnies	1.326	9	0
Rockport Rassafrass	1.331	8	0
Los Colecos	1.332	7	1
Crackhouse Gang	1.394	6	-1
Nomar's Broken Heart	1.397	5	1
Cardbirds	1.399	4	-1
Gunboats	1.413	3	1
Depo Dodgers	1.425	2	-1
Phoenix Pivovari	1.450	1	0

posted by corpse at 10:54 AM on June 25

Draft Party!

Hey Chris and Luol, we're moving to the same city! Want to share a Uhaul? Just pick me up in GSO in August.

posted by corpse at 07:40 AM on June 25

SpoFi Fantasy Baseball League Update

Gah! Where's the run support Brewers!!!!!!???? Ben Sheets Tonight: 7.0 IP 4 H 0 ER 1 BB 10 K = NO WIN

posted by corpse at 05:24 PM on June 24

SpoFi CD Swap update

Got mine burned, should be mailed tomorrow.

posted by corpse at 11:11 AM on June 24

SpoFi Fantasy Baseball League Update

JG, taking the lead today, can she hold on for the update tomorrow though? Meanwhile I'm up to third in the yahoo league. My Crawford/Baldelli outfield is looking great now!

posted by corpse at 07:59 AM on June 24

SpoFi Fantasy Baseball League Update

Rank	Team	Batting	Pitching	Total	Dif	Behind
1	jbou Team	73.5	89.5	163.0	6.5	0.0
2	Wittgensteins Bunnies	83.5	77.5	161.0	-8.5	2.0
3	springfield isotopes	72.0	81.0	153.0	-1.0	10.0
4	hippo's sour mash	74.5	71.0	145.5	0.0	17.5
5	Van Gogh's Earache	81.0	59.5	140.5	13.0	22.5
6	Rockport Rassafrass	74.0	57.5	131.5	-2.0	31.5
7	Crackhouse Gang	68.0	56.5	124.5	-4.0	38.5
8	Gunboats	83.0	29.0	112.0	2.5	51.0
9	Cardbirds	55.0	39.0	94.0	2.5	69.0
10	Eppin' Outs	33.0	58.5	91.5	-3.5	71.5
11	Nomar's Broken Heart	43.0	42.5	85.5	10.0	77.5
12	86 Team	16.5	67.0	83.5	2.0	79.5
13	Depo Dodgers	35.5	42.5	78.0	-9.0	85.0
14	Phoenix Pivovari	32.5	30.5	63.0	-8.5	100.0
15	Los Colecos	15.0	38.5	53.5	0.0	109.5
Standings Updated as of: 6/18/04 2:52 AM EST

Batting Breakdown
Team	BA	Pts	Dif
Crackhouse Gang	0.2963	15	0
springfield isotopes	0.2924	14	0
Van Gogh's Earache	0.2922	13	3
Rockport Rassafrass	0.2914	12	0
Gunboats	0.2882	11	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	0.2851	10	-3
hippo's sour mash	0.2840	9	0
Phoenix Pivovari	0.2814	8	0
Cardbirds	0.2783	7	1
Nomar's Broken Heart	0.2749	6	1
Eppin' Outs	0.2742	5	-2
jbou Team	0.2698	4	2
Depo Dodgers	0.2684	3	-1
86 Team	0.2683	2	-1
Los Colecos	0.2589	1	0

Team	H	Pts	Dif
Crackhouse Gang	619	15	0
Van Gogh's Earache	614	14	1
Gunboats	608	13	1.5
springfield isotopes	604	12	0.5
Wittgensteins Bunnies	597	11	-3
Rockport Rassafrass	591	10	0
jbou Team	565	9	1
hippo's sour mash	562	8	-1
Cardbirds	555	7	0
Depo Dodgers	551	6	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	539	5	1
Eppin' Outs	521	4	-1
86 Team	517	3	0
Phoenix Pivovari	488	2	0
Los Colecos	452	1	0

Team	HR	Pts	Dif
jbou Team	97	15	0.5
hippo's sour mash	96	14	1
Gunboats	95	13	1
Rockport Rassafrass	94	12	-2.5
Wittgensteins Bunnies	92	11	0
Van Gogh's Earache	75	10	0
Cardbirds	70	9	0
springfield isotopes	69	8	2.5
Nomar's Broken Heart	67	7	-0.5
Crackhouse Gang	66	6	-1.5
Eppin' Outs	65	5	-0.5
Phoenix Pivovari	64	4	0
Depo Dodgers	62	2.5	0.5
86 Team	62	2.5	1.5
Los Colecos	60	1	-2

Team	R	Pts	Dif
Van Gogh's Earache	351	15	1
Wittgensteins Bunnies	346	13.5	-1.5
Gunboats	346	13.5	0.5
jbou Team	332	11.5	1.5
Crackhouse Gang	332	11.5	0.5
Rockport Rassafrass	331	10	-2
hippo's sour mash	318	9	0
springfield isotopes	312	8	0
Cardbirds	306	7	0.5
Depo Dodgers	295	6	-0.5
Nomar's Broken Heart	282	5	0
Phoenix Pivovari	273	4	0
Eppin' Outs	266	3	0
86 Team	265	2	0
Los Colecos	226	1	0

Team	RBI	Pts	Dif
hippo's sour mash	344	15	1
Wittgensteins Bunnies	336	14	-1
jbou Team	303	13	0.5
Van Gogh's Earache	300	11.5	2
Gunboats	300	11.5	3.5
Rockport Rassafrass	299	10	-2.5
Eppin' Outs	294	9	-2
Crackhouse Gang	293	8	-1.5
Cardbirds	287	7	1
Nomar's Broken Heart	281	6	-1
springfield isotopes	273	5	0
Phoenix Pivovari	260	4	0
Depo Dodgers	252	3	0
86 Team	246	2	0
Los Colecos	232	1	0

Team	SB	Pts	Dif
springfield isotopes	73	15	0
Depo Dodgers	61	14	0
jbou Team	53	13	0
Cardbirds	40	12	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	38	11	1
Wittgensteins Bunnies	37	10	1.5
Gunboats	36	9	-2
Los Colecos	34	8	-0.5
Van Gogh's Earache	31	6.5	3
hippo's sour mash	31	6.5	0
Rockport Rassafrass	29	5	1.5
Crackhouse Gang	28	3.5	-3
Phoenix Pivovari	28	3.5	-1.5
Eppin' Outs	23	2	0
86 Team	21	1	0

Team	mOPS	Pts	Dif
Rockport Rassafrass	1.199	15	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	1.176	14	0
hippo's sour mash	1.158	13	0
Gunboats	1.149	12	0
Van Gogh's Earache	1.126	11	2
springfield isotopes	1.121	10	0
Crackhouse Gang	1.112	9	-2
jbou Team	1.105	8	0
Phoenix Pivovari	1.098	7	0
Cardbirds	1.069	6	1
Eppin' Outs	1.066	5	-1
86 Team	1.051	4	1
Nomar's Broken Heart	1.049	3	1
Los Colecos	1.046	2	-2
Depo Dodgers	1.013	1	0

Pitching Breakdown
Team	ERA	Pts	Dif
jbou Team	3.322	15	0
86 Team	3.535	14	0
Eppin' Outs	3.677	13	1
Van Gogh's Earache	3.816	12	1
springfield isotopes	3.842	11	-2
hippo's sour mash	3.983	10	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	4.098	9	0
Rockport Rassafrass	4.105	8	2
Cardbirds	4.253	7	0
Depo Dodgers	4.292	6	-2
Los Colecos	4.349	5	0
Crackhouse Gang	4.418	4	1
Gunboats	4.631	3	-1
Nomar's Broken Heart	4.681	2	1
Phoenix Pivovari	4.701	1	-1

Team	K	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	574	15	0
springfield isotopes	511	14	0
hippo's sour mash	418	13	0
jbou Team	392	12	0.5
Depo Dodgers	388	11	-0.5
Phoenix Pivovari	383	10	0
Crackhouse Gang	382	9	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	374	8	1
Cardbirds	370	7	-1
Rockport Rassafrass	354	6	0
Los Colecos	346	5	0
Eppin' Outs	333	4	0
Van Gogh's Earache	329	3	1
86 Team	324	2	-1
Gunboats	178	1	0

Team	K-BB	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	316	15	1
springfield isotopes	299	14	-1
jbou Team	236	13	0
hippo's sour mash	222	12	0
Van Gogh's Earache	220	11	0
Crackhouse Gang	213	10	2
Eppin' Outs	204	9	-0.5
86 Team	197	7.5	0.5
Rockport Rassafrass	197	7.5	1.5
Phoenix Pivovari	194	6	-3.5
Los Colecos	190	5	1
Nomar's Broken Heart	181	4	2
Depo Dodgers	176	3	-2
Cardbirds	170	2	-1
Gunboats	92	1	0

Team	Kd9	Pts	Dif
springfield isotopes	7.73	15	0
86 Team	7.53	14	0
Los Colecos	7.30	13	1
Wittgensteins Bunnies	7.28	12	-1
Crackhouse Gang	7.18	11	1
hippo's sour mash	6.97	10	-1
jbou Team	6.93	9	0
Eppin' Outs	6.77	8	0
Van Gogh's Earache	6.71	7	1
Gunboats	6.65	6	-1
Rockport Rassafrass	6.61	5	0
Cardbirds	6.45	4	1
Phoenix Pivovari	6.32	3	-1
Nomar's Broken Heart	6.25	2	0
Depo Dodgers	5.97	1	0

Team	S	Pts	Dif
Gunboats	84	15	0
Van Gogh's Earache	54	14	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	39	13	0
jbou Team	31	11.5	0
86 Team	31	11.5	2
springfield isotopes	29	10	-1.5
Depo Dodgers	27	9	-0.5
Rockport Rassafrass	22	8	0
hippo's sour mash	20	7	0
Eppin' Outs	14	6	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	12	5	0.5
Crackhouse Gang	11	4	-0.5
Cardbirds	10	3	0
Phoenix Pivovari	9	2	0
Los Colecos	2	1	0

Team	W	Pts	Dif
Rockport Rassafrass	39	15	0
jbou Team	37	14	0.5
Wittgensteins Bunnies	35	12.5	-1
Crackhouse Gang	35	12.5	1
Cardbirds	33	11	1
Nomar's Broken Heart	32	9.5	2.5
Depo Dodgers	32	9.5	-2
Eppin' Outs	29	7.5	0.5
Phoenix Pivovari	29	7.5	-1.5
hippo's sour mash	26	6	-1
springfield isotopes	25	5	1.5
86 Team	24	4	-1
Van Gogh's Earache	23	2.5	-1
Los Colecos	23	2.5	0.5
Gunboats	12	1	0

Team	WHIP	Pts	Dif
jbou Team	1.131	15	0
86 Team	1.199	14	0
hippo's sour mash	1.283	13	1
springfield isotopes	1.286	12	-1
Eppin' Outs	1.289	11	2
Van Gogh's Earache	1.295	10	-1
Wittgensteins Bunnies	1.338	9	-1
Rockport Rassafrass	1.339	8	0
Los Colecos	1.367	7	2
Crackhouse Gang	1.375	6	-1
Cardbirds	1.410	5	-1
Nomar's Broken Heart	1.414	4	1
Depo Dodgers	1.434	3	-1
Gunboats	1.444	2	0
Phoenix Pivovari	1.464	1	0

posted by corpse at 08:08 AM on June 18

U.S. Open Predictions

Sergio!

posted by corpse at 02:12 PM on June 16

SportsFilter Customization

So it is! Actually, I really meant the "users close to this user" on the profile page. Would be handy.

posted by corpse at 03:22 PM on June 15

SpoFi CD Swap!

I'm in. Swapee beware.

posted by corpse at 03:01 PM on June 15

SportsFilter Customization

zipcode!

posted by corpse at 02:42 PM on June 15

I'm back on top!

posted by corpse at 07:40 AM on June 14

posted by corpse at 03:09 PM on June 13

I've been in a tailspin the last few days. Everyone decided not to hit. I will prevail though.

posted by corpse at 03:09 PM on June 13

I'm pleased that the activity in this league has picked up both in trades and the waivers wire. It's about time people realize that they are going to have to change their teams drastically to beat me.

posted by corpse at 01:07 PM on June 11

Rank	Team	Batting	Pitching	Total	Dif	Behind
1	Wittgensteins Bunnies	90.5	79.0	169.5	-1.5	0.0
2	jbou Team	68.0	88.5	156.5	-3.0	13.0
3	springfield isotopes	69.0	85.0	154.0	3.5	15.5
4	hippo's sour mash	73.5	72.0	145.5	8.5	24.0
5	Rockport Rassafrass	79.5	54.0	133.5	2.5	36.0
6	Crackhouse Gang	75.5	53.0	128.5	-9.5	41.0
7	Van Gogh's Earache	69.0	58.5	127.5	-3.0	42.0
8	Gunboats	78.5	31.0	109.5	-2.5	60.0
9	Eppin' Outs	39.5	55.5	95.0	-1.0	74.5
10	Cardbirds	51.5	40.0	91.5	5.0	78.0
11	Depo Dodgers	36.5	50.5	87.0	1.0	82.5
12	86 Team	15.0	66.5	81.5	-2.0	88.0
13	Nomar's Broken Heart	40.5	35.0	75.5	3.5	94.0
14	Phoenix Pivovari	34.0	37.5	71.5	4.0	98.0
15	Los Colecos	19.5	34.0	53.5	-5.5	116.0
Standings Updated as of: 6/11/04 2:47 AM EST

Batting Breakdown
Team	BA	Pts	Dif
Crackhouse Gang	0.2999	15	0
springfield isotopes	0.2948	14	2
Wittgensteins Bunnies	0.2935	13	-1
Rockport Rassafrass	0.2923	12	-1
Gunboats	0.2904	11	0
Van Gogh's Earache	0.2889	10	0
hippo's sour mash	0.2856	9	0
Phoenix Pivovari	0.2788	8	0
Eppin' Outs	0.2760	7	1
Cardbirds	0.2749	6	1
Nomar's Broken Heart	0.2707	5	-2
Depo Dodgers	0.2661	4	2
86 Team	0.2656	3	-1
jbou Team	0.2652	2	-1
Los Colecos	0.2571	1	0

Team	H	Pts	Dif
Crackhouse Gang	569	15	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	562	14	0
Van Gogh's Earache	555	13	2
springfield isotopes	554	11.5	-0.5
Gunboats	554	11.5	-1.5
Rockport Rassafrass	541	10	0
hippo's sour mash	510	9	1
jbou Team	506	8	-1
Cardbirds	499	7	0
Depo Dodgers	496	6	0
Eppin' Outs	486	5	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	480	4	0
86 Team	469	3	0
Phoenix Pivovari	440	2	0
Los Colecos	416	1	0

Team	HR	Pts	Dif
Rockport Rassafrass	91	14.5	-0.5
jbou Team	91	14.5	1.5
hippo's sour mash	88	13	-1
Gunboats	85	12	1
Wittgensteins Bunnies	83	11	-1
Van Gogh's Earache	67	10	0
Cardbirds	62	9	5
Nomar's Broken Heart	61	7.5	2
Crackhouse Gang	61	7.5	-1.5
Eppin' Outs	60	5.5	-2
springfield isotopes	60	5.5	-2
Phoenix Pivovari	59	4	1
Los Colecos	58	3	-2.5
Depo Dodgers	57	2	0
86 Team	54	1	0

Team	R	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	317	15	0
Van Gogh's Earache	316	14	0
Gunboats	312	13	1
Rockport Rassafrass	310	12	1
Crackhouse Gang	309	11	-2
jbou Team	303	10	0
hippo's sour mash	288	9	1
springfield isotopes	287	8	-1
Depo Dodgers	272	6.5	0.5
Cardbirds	272	6.5	-0.5
Nomar's Broken Heart	256	5	0
Phoenix Pivovari	248	4	1
Eppin' Outs	247	3	-1
86 Team	231	2	0
Los Colecos	214	1	0

Team	RBI	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	313	15	0
hippo's sour mash	312	14	0
Rockport Rassafrass	280	12.5	0
jbou Team	280	12.5	0
Eppin' Outs	271	11	1.5
Van Gogh's Earache	269	9.5	0
Crackhouse Gang	269	9.5	-1.5
Gunboats	265	8	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	252	7	1
Cardbirds	251	6	-1
springfield isotopes	246	5	0
Phoenix Pivovari	240	4	0
Depo Dodgers	232	3	0
86 Team	225	2	1
Los Colecos	218	1	-1

Team	SB	Pts	Dif
springfield isotopes	68	15	0
Depo Dodgers	49	14	1
jbou Team	47	13	-1
Cardbirds	39	12	0
Gunboats	35	11	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	34	10	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	33	8.5	0.5
Los Colecos	33	8.5	-0.5
Crackhouse Gang	27	6.5	1.5
hippo's sour mash	27	6.5	-0.5
Phoenix Pivovari	26	5	0
Van Gogh's Earache	25	3.5	-1.5
Rockport Rassafrass	25	3.5	0.5
Eppin' Outs	20	2	0
86 Team	17	1	0

Team	mOPS	Pts	Dif
Rockport Rassafrass	1.211	15	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	1.195	14	0
hippo's sour mash	1.160	13	2
Gunboats	1.158	12	0
Crackhouse Gang	1.129	11	-2
springfield isotopes	1.125	10	0
Van Gogh's Earache	1.113	9	0
jbou Team	1.097	8	0
Phoenix Pivovari	1.097	7	0
Eppin' Outs	1.071	6	0
Cardbirds	1.059	5	3
Los Colecos	1.049	4	-1
86 Team	1.035	3	-1
Nomar's Broken Heart	1.033	2	-1
Depo Dodgers	1.009	1	0

Pitching Breakdown
Team	ERA	Pts	Dif
jbou Team	3.397	15	0
86 Team	3.600	14	0
springfield isotopes	3.792	13	2
Eppin' Outs	3.800	12	0
Van Gogh's Earache	3.825	11	-2
hippo's sour mash	4.097	10	4
Wittgensteins Bunnies	4.100	9	1
Depo Dodgers	4.126	8	-2
Cardbirds	4.146	7	0
Rockport Rassafrass	4.252	6	-3
Los Colecos	4.355	5	1
Gunboats	4.419	4	-1
Crackhouse Gang	4.459	3	0
Phoenix Pivovari	4.717	2	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	4.875	1	0

Team	K	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	490	15	0
springfield isotopes	454	14	0
hippo's sour mash	382	13	0
Depo Dodgers	356	11.5	0.5
jbou Team	356	11.5	-0.5
Phoenix Pivovari	352	10	1
Crackhouse Gang	338	9	-1
Cardbirds	324	8	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	320	7	1
Rockport Rassafrass	318	6	2
Los Colecos	312	5	-2
Eppin' Outs	304	4	-1
86 Team	295	3	0
Van Gogh's Earache	288	2	0
Gunboats	166	1	0

Team	K-BB	Pts	Dif
springfield isotopes	270	15	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	267	14	0
jbou Team	210	13	0
hippo's sour mash	204	12	0
Van Gogh's Earache	191	11	0
Eppin' Outs	181	9.5	0.5
Phoenix Pivovari	181	9.5	1.5
Crackhouse Gang	176	8	-2
86 Team	171	7	0
Rockport Rassafrass	170	6	0.5
Depo Dodgers	163	5	1
Los Colecos	162	4	-1.5
Cardbirds	149	3	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	145	2	0
Gunboats	85	1	0

Team	Kd9	Pts	Dif
springfield isotopes	7.90	15	0
86 Team	7.48	14	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	7.17	13	1
Los Colecos	7.15	12	1
hippo's sour mash	7.05	11	2
Crackhouse Gang	6.98	10	-3
jbou Team	6.79	9	-1
Eppin' Outs	6.76	8	0
Gunboats	6.73	7	0
Van Gogh's Earache	6.56	6	0
Rockport Rassafrass	6.41	5	0
Phoenix Pivovari	6.29	4	1
Cardbirds	6.25	3	-1
Nomar's Broken Heart	6.09	2	0
Depo Dodgers	5.83	1	0

Team	S	Pts	Dif
Gunboats	81	15	0
Van Gogh's Earache	53	14	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	34	13	0
jbou Team	26	11.5	-0.5
springfield isotopes	26	11.5	1.5
Depo Dodgers	25	9.5	1.5
86 Team	25	9.5	-0.5
Rockport Rassafrass	22	8	-2
hippo's sour mash	19	7	0
Eppin' Outs	14	6	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	10	4.5	-0.5
Crackhouse Gang	10	4.5	0.5
Cardbirds	9	3	0
Phoenix Pivovari	7	2	0
Los Colecos	2	1	0

Team	W	Pts	Dif
Rockport Rassafrass	36	15	2
Wittgensteins Bunnies	32	13.5	-1.5
jbou Team	32	13.5	0.5
Depo Dodgers	31	11.5	-1.5
Crackhouse Gang	31	11.5	2.5
Cardbirds	30	10	-0.5
Phoenix Pivovari	29	9	-1.5
Eppin' Outs	25	7	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	25	7	1.5
hippo's sour mash	25	7	-1
86 Team	23	5	-0.5
springfield isotopes	21	3.5	1.5
Van Gogh's Earache	21	3.5	-0.5
Los Colecos	19	2	-1
Gunboats	11	1	0

Team	WHIP	Pts	Dif
jbou Team	1.132	15	0
86 Team	1.211	14	0
springfield isotopes	1.285	13	0
hippo's sour mash	1.304	12	1
Van Gogh's Earache	1.305	11	-1
Wittgensteins Bunnies	1.316	10	0
Eppin' Outs	1.323	9	0
Rockport Rassafrass	1.370	8	3
Crackhouse Gang	1.372	7	-1
Cardbirds	1.382	6	-1
Los Colecos	1.398	5	2
Depo Dodgers	1.410	4	-2
Nomar's Broken Heart	1.417	3	1
Gunboats	1.432	2	-2
Phoenix Pivovari	1.451	1	0

posted by corpse at 08:43 AM on June 11

posted by corpse at 11:28 AM on June 09

Rank	Team	Batting	Pitching	Total	Dif	Behind
1	Wittgensteins Bunnies	92.0	79.0	171.0	-1.5	0.0
2	jbou Team	69.5	90.0	159.5	0.0	11.5
3	springfield isotopes	70.5	80.0	150.5	1.5	20.5
4	Crackhouse Gang	81.0	57.0	138.0	8.0	33.0
5	hippo's sour mash	71.0	66.0	137.0	0.0	34.0
6	Rockport Rassafrass	79.5	51.5	131.0	2.5	40.0
7	Van Gogh's Earache	68.5	62.0	130.5	-13.0	40.5
8	Gunboats	78.0	34.0	112.0	5.5	59.0
9	Eppin' Outs	40.0	56.0	96.0	-10.5	75.0
10	Cardbirds	44.0	42.5	86.5	-9.0	84.5
11	Depo Dodgers	33.0	53.0	86.0	-5.5	85.0
12	86 Team	16.0	67.5	83.5	12.0	87.5
13	Nomar's Broken Heart	40.5	31.5	72.0	10.0	99.0
14	Phoenix Pivovari	32.0	35.5	67.5	4.5	103.5
15	Los Colecos	24.5	34.5	59.0	-4.5	112.0
Standings Updated as of: 6/4/04 2:54 AM EST

Batting Breakdown
Team	BA	Pts	Dif
Crackhouse Gang	0.3074	15	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	0.2940	14	0
Rockport Rassafrass	0.2928	13	0
springfield isotopes	0.2924	12	0
Gunboats	0.2916	11	1
Van Gogh's Earache	0.2855	10	-1
hippo's sour mash	0.2818	9	2
Phoenix Pivovari	0.2776	8	2
Nomar's Broken Heart	0.2744	7	2
Eppin' Outs	0.2732	6	-3
Cardbirds	0.2707	5	-3
86 Team	0.2675	4	3
jbou Team	0.2671	3	-1
Depo Dodgers	0.2613	2	0
Los Colecos	0.2574	1	-2

Team	H	Pts	Dif
Crackhouse Gang	522	15	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	503	14	0
Gunboats	501	13	1
springfield isotopes	493	12	1
Van Gogh's Earache	492	11	-2
Rockport Rassafrass	487	10	0
jbou Team	454	9	0
hippo's sour mash	452	8	2
Cardbirds	441	7	-1
Depo Dodgers	434	6	1
Eppin' Outs	433	5	-2
Nomar's Broken Heart	430	4	0
86 Team	420	3	0
Phoenix Pivovari	392	2	1
Los Colecos	384	1	-1

Team	HR	Pts	Dif
Rockport Rassafrass	82	15	1
hippo's sour mash	80	14	-1
jbou Team	77	13	1
Wittgensteins Bunnies	75	12	-1
Gunboats	71	11	2
Van Gogh's Earache	60	10	-0.5
Crackhouse Gang	59	9	2
Eppin' Outs	57	7.5	-3
springfield isotopes	57	7.5	-0.5
Nomar's Broken Heart	53	5.5	2.5
Los Colecos	53	5.5	0
Cardbirds	52	4	-1.5
Phoenix Pivovari	50	3	1
Depo Dodgers	49	2	-2
86 Team	48	1	0

Team	R	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	284	15	1
Van Gogh's Earache	283	14	-1
Crackhouse Gang	280	13	1
Gunboats	279	12	-1
Rockport Rassafrass	277	11	1
jbou Team	270	10	-1
springfield isotopes	258	9	0
hippo's sour mash	251	8	0
Cardbirds	242	7	1
Depo Dodgers	241	6	-1
Nomar's Broken Heart	228	5	1
Eppin' Outs	223	4	-1
Phoenix Pivovari	222	3	0
86 Team	208	2	1
Los Colecos	205	1	-1

Team	RBI	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	283	15	0
hippo's sour mash	279	14	0
jbou Team	252	12.5	0.5
Rockport Rassafrass	252	12.5	1.5
Crackhouse Gang	247	11	3
Van Gogh's Earache	243	9.5	-0.5
Eppin' Outs	243	9.5	-3.5
Gunboats	232	8	2.5
Cardbirds	228	7	-2
Nomar's Broken Heart	223	6	4
springfield isotopes	222	5	-2
Phoenix Pivovari	212	4	0
Depo Dodgers	207	3	-2.5
Los Colecos	203	2	-1
86 Team	199	1	0

Team	SB	Pts	Dif
springfield isotopes	61	15	0
jbou Team	43	14	0
Depo Dodgers	42	13	0
Cardbirds	35	12	0
Gunboats	33	11	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	31	10	0
Los Colecos	30	9	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	27	8	1
hippo's sour mash	24	7	-1
Van Gogh's Earache	22	5	-1
Crackhouse Gang	22	5	0
Phoenix Pivovari	22	5	2
Rockport Rassafrass	19	3	-1
Eppin' Outs	18	2	0
86 Team	17	1	0

Team	mOPS	Pts	Dif
Rockport Rassafrass	1.215	15	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	1.200	14	0
Crackhouse Gang	1.159	13	0
Gunboats	1.153	12	3
hippo's sour mash	1.150	11	-1
springfield isotopes	1.126	10	-1
Van Gogh's Earache	1.103	9	-1
jbou Team	1.099	8	0
Phoenix Pivovari	1.098	7	1
Eppin' Outs	1.072	6	-1
Los Colecos	1.047	5	0
86 Team	1.047	4	3
Nomar's Broken Heart	1.043	3	0
Cardbirds	1.037	2	-2
Depo Dodgers	0.996	1	-1

Pitching Breakdown
Team	ERA	Pts	Dif
jbou Team	3.407	15	1
86 Team	3.666	14	-1
Van Gogh's Earache	3.706	13	0
Eppin' Outs	3.802	12	1
springfield isotopes	3.936	11	-1
Depo Dodgers	3.997	10	2
Rockport Rassafrass	4.010	9	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	4.101	8	-2
Cardbirds	4.237	7	3
hippo's sour mash	4.259	6	0
Gunboats	4.293	5	-2
Los Colecos	4.463	4	-1
Crackhouse Gang	4.615	3	0
Phoenix Pivovari	4.751	2	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	4.903	1	0

Team	K	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	422	15	0
springfield isotopes	400	14	0
hippo's sour mash	348	13	0
jbou Team	322	12	0
Depo Dodgers	316	11	2
Crackhouse Gang	314	10	0
Phoenix Pivovari	309	9	-2
Cardbirds	289	8	0
Los Colecos	285	7	1.5
Nomar's Broken Heart	280	6	2
Eppin' Outs	279	5	-2
Rockport Rassafrass	274	4	-1.5
86 Team	267	3	1
Van Gogh's Earache	253	2	-1
Gunboats	151	1	0

Team	K-BB	Pts	Dif
springfield isotopes	234	15	1
Wittgensteins Bunnies	233	14	-1
jbou Team	198	13	0
hippo's sour mash	184	12	0
Van Gogh's Earache	171	11	0
Crackhouse Gang	167	10	0
Eppin' Outs	160	9	0
Phoenix Pivovari	155	8	0
86 Team	150	7	4
Rockport Rassafrass	145	5.5	1.5
Los Colecos	145	5.5	0
Depo Dodgers	141	4	-3
Cardbirds	135	3	-2.5
Nomar's Broken Heart	123	2	0
Gunboats	78	1	0

Team	Kd9	Pts	Dif
springfield isotopes	7.87	15	0
86 Team	7.59	14	0
Crackhouse Gang	7.25	13	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	7.12	12	0
Los Colecos	7.03	11	0
jbou Team	6.90	10	0
hippo's sour mash	6.89	9	0
Eppin' Outs	6.71	8	1
Gunboats	6.68	7	1
Van Gogh's Earache	6.51	6	-2
Rockport Rassafrass	6.50	5	0
Cardbirds	6.15	4	0
Phoenix Pivovari	6.04	3	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	6.00	2	1
Depo Dodgers	5.82	1	-1

Team	S	Pts	Dif
Gunboats	76	15	0
Van Gogh's Earache	49	14	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	29	13	0
jbou Team	23	12	0
86 Team	22	10	-0.5
springfield isotopes	22	10	1
Rockport Rassafrass	22	10	-0.5
Depo Dodgers	21	8	0
hippo's sour mash	15	7	0
Eppin' Outs	14	6	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	10	5	1.5
Crackhouse Gang	9	4	-1
Cardbirds	7	3	-0.5
Phoenix Pivovari	5	2	0
Los Colecos	2	1	0

Team	W	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	30	15	0
Rockport Rassafrass	28	13	-0.5
Depo Dodgers	28	13	2
jbou Team	28	13	-0.5
Cardbirds	27	10.5	-0.5
Phoenix Pivovari	27	10.5	-0.5
Crackhouse Gang	26	9	0
hippo's sour mash	23	8	0
Eppin' Outs	22	7	3
86 Team	20	5.5	1.5
Nomar's Broken Heart	20	5.5	-1.5
Van Gogh's Earache	18	4	-2
Los Colecos	17	3	-1
springfield isotopes	16	2	0
Gunboats	9	1	0

Team	WHIP	Pts	Dif
jbou Team	1.100	15	0
86 Team	1.244	14	0
springfield isotopes	1.301	13	3
Van Gogh's Earache	1.307	12	-1
hippo's sour mash	1.312	11	-1
Wittgensteins Bunnies	1.327	10	-1
Eppin' Outs	1.332	9	0
Crackhouse Gang	1.374	8	3
Cardbirds	1.379	7	0
Depo Dodgers	1.381	6	-2
Rockport Rassafrass	1.381	5	1
Gunboats	1.402	4	-2
Los Colecos	1.416	3	1
Nomar's Broken Heart	1.425	2	-1
Phoenix Pivovari	1.466	1	0

posted by corpse at 08:05 AM on June 04

...at least I didn't make a front page post about it! Then Casey would hit a single right in his ear. At least Gravey got a save today. I wish I had him in the Sportsline League too.

posted by corpse at 06:04 PM on June 02

.... until a single by Casey in the 7th.

posted by corpse at 01:48 PM on June 02

Dontrelle's perfect through six today!!!

posted by corpse at 01:44 PM on June 02

of course I am sucking it up in the yahoo league.

posted by corpse at 04:48 PM on May 29

My complete and utter dominance has rendered people speechless.

posted by corpse at 04:48 PM on May 29

I'm adding the comment so the MLS league thread doesn't have more replies than us. done!

posted by corpse at 02:19 PM on May 29

High Riser: It was a pretty even week all around but Eppin' Outs managed to gain 11 points. Falling Fast: One time leader Rockport Rassafrass drops 20.5. Ouch.

posted by corpse at 07:24 AM on May 28

Rank	Team	Batting	Pitching	Total	Dif	Behind
1	Wittgensteins Bunnies	91.0	81.5	172.5	7.5	0.0
2	jbou Team	70.0	89.5	159.5	7.5	13.0
3	springfield isotopes	73.0	76.0	149.0	-7.5	23.5
4	Van Gogh's Earache	75.5	68.0	143.5	10.5	29.0
5	hippo's sour mash	70.0	67.0	137.0	3.0	35.5
6	Crackhouse Gang	75.0	55.0	130.0	-7.0	42.5
7	Rockport Rassafrass	77.0	51.5	128.5	-20.5	44.0
8	Gunboats	69.5	37.0	106.5	4.5	66.0
8	Eppin' Outs	53.5	53.0	106.5	11.0	66.0
10	Cardbirds	52.5	43.0	95.5	-4.0	77.0
11	Depo Dodgers	38.5	53.0	91.5	10.0	81.0
12	86 Team	9.0	62.5	71.5	-9.0	101.0
13	Los Colecos	29.5	34.0	63.5	10.0	109.0
14	Phoenix Pivovari	25.0	38.0	63.0	-4.5	109.5
15	Nomar's Broken Heart	31.0	31.0	62.0	-11.5	110.5
Standings Updated as of: 5/28/04 2:50 AM EST

Batting Breakdown
Team	BA	Pts	Dif
Crackhouse Gang	0.3016	15	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	0.2944	14	0
Rockport Rassafrass	0.2921	13	0
springfield isotopes	0.2907	12	0
Van Gogh's Earache	0.2899	11	1
Gunboats	0.2831	10	-1
Eppin' Outs	0.2757	9	3
Cardbirds	0.2755	8	-1
hippo's sour mash	0.2754	7	-1
Phoenix Pivovari	0.2751	6	1
Nomar's Broken Heart	0.2710	5	-2
jbou Team	0.2693	4	0
Los Colecos	0.2623	3	1
Depo Dodgers	0.2621	2	-1
86 Team	0.2595	1	0

Team	H	Pts	Dif
Crackhouse Gang	446	15	1
Wittgensteins Bunnies	444	14	-1
Van Gogh's Earache	436	13	2
Gunboats	432	12	-1
springfield isotopes	429	11	-1
Rockport Rassafrass	423	10	0
jbou Team	409	9	1
Cardbirds	392	8	-1
Eppin' Outs	389	7	0
hippo's sour mash	385	6	0
Depo Dodgers	380	5	1
Nomar's Broken Heart	365	4	-1
86 Team	355	3	0
Los Colecos	353	2	0
Phoenix Pivovari	345	1	0

Team	HR	Pts	Dif
hippo's sour mash	74	15	1
Rockport Rassafrass	73	14	-1
Wittgensteins Bunnies	67	13	0
jbou Team	64	12	0
Van Gogh's Earache	57	10.5	3.5
Eppin' Outs	57	10.5	-0.5
Gunboats	56	9	0.5
springfield isotopes	54	8	-2
Crackhouse Gang	50	7	3
Cardbirds	49	5.5	-3
Los Colecos	49	5.5	0
Depo Dodgers	47	4	1
Nomar's Broken Heart	45	3	-2.5
Phoenix Pivovari	44	2	0
86 Team	35	1	0

Team	R	Pts	Dif
Van Gogh's Earache	254	15	5
Wittgensteins Bunnies	253	14	-1
Gunboats	242	13	1
Crackhouse Gang	241	12	-2
jbou Team	240	11	2
Rockport Rassafrass	237	10	-3
springfield isotopes	232	9	-2
hippo's sour mash	225	8	0
Depo Dodgers	215	7	1
Cardbirds	213	6	-1
Eppin' Outs	206	5	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	198	4	0
Phoenix Pivovari	197	3	0
Los Colecos	186	2	1
86 Team	181	1	-1

Team	RBI	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	253	15	0
hippo's sour mash	248	14	0
Eppin' Outs	236	13	0
jbou Team	222	12	2.5
Rockport Rassafrass	220	11	-1
Van Gogh's Earache	218	10	0.5
Cardbirds	208	9	-2
Crackhouse Gang	204	8	0
springfield isotopes	203	7	0
Gunboats	191	5.5	0.5
Depo Dodgers	191	5.5	3.5
Phoenix Pivovari	187	4	0
Los Colecos	184	3	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	182	2	-4
86 Team	162	1	0

Team	SB	Pts	Dif
springfield isotopes	50	15	0
jbou Team	40	14	0
Depo Dodgers	37	13	0
Cardbirds	32	12	2.5
Gunboats	31	11	-0.5
Nomar's Broken Heart	29	10	-1.5
Los Colecos	26	9	-0.5
hippo's sour mash	23	8	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	22	7	0
Van Gogh's Earache	19	6	1
Crackhouse Gang	18	5	-1
Rockport Rassafrass	16	4	0.5
Phoenix Pivovari	15	3	-0.5
Eppin' Outs	13	2	0
86 Team	12	1	0

Team	mOPS	Pts	Dif
Rockport Rassafrass	1.213	15	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	1.202	14	0
Crackhouse Gang	1.140	13	0
hippo's sour mash	1.136	12	1
springfield isotopes	1.129	11	-1
Van Gogh's Earache	1.120	10	1
Gunboats	1.114	9	-1
jbou Team	1.097	8	0
Eppin' Outs	1.092	7	0
Phoenix Pivovari	1.086	6	1
Los Colecos	1.056	5	1
Cardbirds	1.055	4	-2
Nomar's Broken Heart	1.035	3	0
Depo Dodgers	1.010	2	0
86 Team	1.009	1	0

Pitching Breakdown
Team	ERA	Pts	Dif
86 Team	3.395	15	1
jbou Team	3.522	14	3
Van Gogh's Earache	3.612	13	-2
springfield isotopes	3.938	12	0
Eppin' Outs	3.967	11	2
Wittgensteins Bunnies	4.016	10	2
Rockport Rassafrass	4.043	9	-4
Depo Dodgers	4.116	8	-2
Gunboats	4.184	7	2
hippo's sour mash	4.272	6	-1
Los Colecos	4.326	5	3
Cardbirds	4.369	4	1
Crackhouse Gang	4.654	3	-3
Phoenix Pivovari	4.711	2	-2
Nomar's Broken Heart	4.958	1	0

Team	K	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	376	15	0
springfield isotopes	348	14	0
hippo's sour mash	313	13	0
jbou Team	289	12	0.5
Phoenix Pivovari	284	11	1
Crackhouse Gang	279	10	-1.5
Depo Dodgers	277	9	1
Cardbirds	264	8	-1
Eppin' Outs	246	7	4
Rockport Rassafrass	241	5.5	-1.5
Los Colecos	241	5.5	1.5
Nomar's Broken Heart	233	4	-2
Van Gogh's Earache	232	3	1
86 Team	231	2	-3
Gunboats	131	1	0

Team	K-BB	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	221	15	0
springfield isotopes	196	14	0
jbou Team	182	13	0
hippo's sour mash	169	12	1
Van Gogh's Earache	161	11	-1
Crackhouse Gang	150	10	0
Eppin' Outs	145	9	1
Phoenix Pivovari	140	8	-1
Depo Dodgers	136	7	3.5
Cardbirds	126	5.5	2
Los Colecos	126	5.5	0.5
Rockport Rassafrass	125	4	-3
86 Team	124	3	-3
Nomar's Broken Heart	96	2	0
Gunboats	67	1	0

Team	Kd9	Pts	Dif
springfield isotopes	7.83	15	0
86 Team	7.54	14	0
Crackhouse Gang	7.38	13	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	7.19	12	0
Los Colecos	7.00	11	1
jbou Team	6.92	10	-1
hippo's sour mash	6.89	9	1
Van Gogh's Earache	6.76	8	-1
Eppin' Outs	6.55	7	2
Gunboats	6.53	6	2
Rockport Rassafrass	6.41	5	-2
Cardbirds	6.30	4	-2
Phoenix Pivovari	6.00	3	0
Depo Dodgers	5.91	2	1
Nomar's Broken Heart	5.72	1	-1

Team	S	Pts	Dif
Gunboats	66	15	0
Van Gogh's Earache	45	14	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	24	13	0
jbou Team	21	12	0.5
86 Team	20	10.5	-1
Rockport Rassafrass	20	10.5	0.5
springfield isotopes	18	9	0.5
Depo Dodgers	16	8	-0.5
hippo's sour mash	14	7	0
Eppin' Outs	12	6	0
Crackhouse Gang	9	5	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	7	3.5	0
Cardbirds	7	3.5	0
Phoenix Pivovari	4	2	0
Los Colecos	2	1	0

Team	W	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	27	15	3.5
Rockport Rassafrass	26	13.5	-1
jbou Team	26	13.5	-1
Depo Dodgers	24	11	-0.5
Cardbirds	24	11	1.5
Phoenix Pivovari	24	11	-2
Crackhouse Gang	21	9	-0.5
hippo's sour mash	20	8	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	19	7	1.5
Van Gogh's Earache	18	6	0.5
86 Team	17	4	-3
Los Colecos	17	4	0.5
Eppin' Outs	17	4	0.5
springfield isotopes	15	2	0
Gunboats	8	1	0

Team	WHIP	Pts	Dif
jbou Team	1.105	15	0
86 Team	1.204	14	1
Van Gogh's Earache	1.288	13	-1
hippo's sour mash	1.302	12	1
Wittgensteins Bunnies	1.302	11	4
springfield isotopes	1.308	10	-2
Eppin' Outs	1.317	9	-1
Depo Dodgers	1.374	8	2
Cardbirds	1.377	7	2
Gunboats	1.378	6	2
Crackhouse Gang	1.381	5	-3
Rockport Rassafrass	1.386	4	-5
Nomar's Broken Heart	1.424	3	1
Los Colecos	1.435	2	1
Phoenix Pivovari	1.465	1	-2

posted by corpse at 07:21 AM on May 28

just a few here and there, but he's been my best offensive performer, so there is no way i'm trading him, especially if i continue to sit in first place.

posted by corpse at 06:21 AM on May 27

ahem, Manny is not available.

posted by corpse at 09:46 PM on May 26

Ignila in six.

posted by corpse at 02:22 PM on May 25

This is great, now that the standings have finally settled down, I can use the same template every week to post, since I will be your leader from here on out. It's good to be on top. High Riser(s): Van Gogh's Earache gained 13.5 points this week. Falling Fast: The Cardbirds lost 13 big ones.

posted by corpse at 08:05 AM on May 21

Rank	Team	Batting	Pitching	Total	Dif	Behind
1	Wittgensteins Bunnies	93.0	72.0	165.0	11.0	0.0
2	springfield isotopes	79.0	77.5	156.5	1.5	8.5
3	jbou Team	64.5	87.5	152.0	-6.5	13.0
4	Rockport Rassafrass	81.5	67.5	149.0	3.0	16.0
5	Crackhouse Gang	74.0	63.0	137.0	1.5	28.0
6	hippo's sour mash	69.0	65.0	134.0	-6.5	31.0
7	Van Gogh's Earache	61.5	71.5	133.0	13.5	32.0
8	Gunboats	71.0	31.0	102.0	-7.0	63.0
9	Cardbirds	60.0	39.5	99.5	-13.0	65.5
10	Eppin' Outs	51.0	44.5	95.5	12.5	69.5
11	Depo Dodgers	33.0	48.5	81.5	0.0	83.5
12	86 Team	10.0	70.5	80.5	-11.0	84.5
13	Nomar's Broken Heart	42.0	31.5	73.5	-0.5	91.5
14	Phoenix Pivovari	23.5	44.0	67.5	5.5	97.5
15	Los Colecos	27.0	26.5	53.5	-4.0	111.5
Standings Updated as of: 5/21/04 2:45 AM EST

Batting Breakdown
Team	BA	Pts	Dif
Crackhouse Gang	0.2999	15	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	0.2946	14	2
Rockport Rassafrass	0.2896	13	0
springfield isotopes	0.2881	12	-2
Gunboats	0.2848	11	0
Van Gogh's Earache	0.2828	10	2
Cardbirds	0.2769	9	-1
hippo's sour mash	0.2724	8	2
Nomar's Broken Heart	0.2720	7	-2
Eppin' Outs	0.2720	6	1
Phoenix Pivovari	0.2690	5	1
jbou Team	0.2648	4	-3
Depo Dodgers	0.2599	3	2
Los Colecos	0.2583	2	0
86 Team	0.2570	1	-2

Team	H	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	390	15	2
Crackhouse Gang	386	14	-1
Gunboats	381	13	-1
springfield isotopes	367	12	0
Van Gogh's Earache	364	11	3
Rockport Rassafrass	362	10	-1
Cardbirds	350	9	-1
jbou Team	348	8	-1
Eppin' Outs	334	7	0
hippo's sour mash	329	6	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	324	5	0
Depo Dodgers	322	4	2
86 Team	310	3	-1
Los Colecos	305	2	-1
Phoenix Pivovari	297	1	0

Team	HR	Pts	Dif
Rockport Rassafrass	64	15	0.5
hippo's sour mash	62	14	-0.5
Wittgensteins Bunnies	59	13	1
jbou Team	56	12	-1
Eppin' Outs	50	11	0
springfield isotopes	48	10	1.5
Cardbirds	47	8.5	0
Gunboats	47	8.5	-1.5
Van Gogh's Earache	46	7	2
Nomar's Broken Heart	43	5.5	-1
Los Colecos	43	5.5	-1
Crackhouse Gang	40	4	0
Depo Dodgers	39	3	0
Phoenix Pivovari	36	2	0
86 Team	31	1	0

Team	R	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	221	15	3
Crackhouse Gang	215	14	0
Rockport Rassafrass	214	13	-2
Gunboats	213	12	-1
springfield isotopes	207	11	0
Van Gogh's Earache	206	10	2.5
jbou Team	204	9	-1
hippo's sour mash	193	8	-1
Cardbirds	187	7	-0.5
Depo Dodgers	186	6	1
Eppin' Outs	179	5	-1
Nomar's Broken Heart	175	4	0
Phoenix Pivovari	167	3	0.5
86 Team	161	2	-0.5
Los Colecos	155	1	0

Team	RBI	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	225	15	0
hippo's sour mash	216	14	1
Eppin' Outs	215	13	-1
Rockport Rassafrass	193	12	2
Cardbirds	191	11	-1
Van Gogh's Earache	186	9.5	4
jbou Team	186	9.5	-1.5
Crackhouse Gang	179	8	-1
springfield isotopes	174	7	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	167	6	0.5
Gunboats	166	5	-3
Phoenix Pivovari	158	4	1
Los Colecos	156	3	-1
Depo Dodgers	153	2	0
86 Team	133	1	0

Team	SB	Pts	Dif
springfield isotopes	45	15	0
jbou Team	36	14	0
Depo Dodgers	31	13	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	27	11.5	1.5
Gunboats	27	11.5	-0.5
Los Colecos	25	9.5	1.5
Cardbirds	25	9.5	-0.5
hippo's sour mash	22	8	-2
Wittgensteins Bunnies	20	7	0
Crackhouse Gang	15	6	0
Van Gogh's Earache	14	5	0.5
Rockport Rassafrass	13	3.5	-1
Phoenix Pivovari	13	3.5	2.5
Eppin' Outs	12	2	-0.5
86 Team	11	1	-1.5

Team	mOPS	Pts	Dif
Rockport Rassafrass	1.216	15	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	1.197	14	0
Crackhouse Gang	1.130	13	1
springfield isotopes	1.129	12	-1
hippo's sour mash	1.126	11	0
Gunboats	1.114	10	1
Van Gogh's Earache	1.102	9	3
jbou Team	1.085	8	-2
Eppin' Outs	1.079	7	0
Cardbirds	1.070	6	-2
Phoenix Pivovari	1.057	5	1
Los Colecos	1.047	4	1
Nomar's Broken Heart	1.045	3	-2
Depo Dodgers	1.007	2	1
86 Team	1.007	1	-1

Pitching Breakdown
Team	ERA	Pts	Dif
Van Gogh's Earache	3.456	15	1
86 Team	3.457	14	-1
Rockport Rassafrass	3.649	13	0
springfield isotopes	3.668	12	0
jbou Team	3.691	11	0
Depo Dodgers	4.037	10	0
Eppin' Outs	4.081	9	4
Wittgensteins Bunnies	4.164	8	2
hippo's sour mash	4.183	7	-2
Crackhouse Gang	4.188	6	-2
Gunboats	4.359	5	-2
Phoenix Pivovari	4.480	4	2
Cardbirds	4.518	3	-1
Los Colecos	4.550	2	-1
Nomar's Broken Heart	5.292	1	0

Team	K	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	313	15	0.5
springfield isotopes	295	14	1
hippo's sour mash	282	13	-1.5
Crackhouse Gang	255	11.5	1.5
jbou Team	255	11.5	0.5
Phoenix Pivovari	253	10	-2
Cardbirds	235	9	0
Depo Dodgers	233	8	0
Rockport Rassafrass	212	7	1
Nomar's Broken Heart	211	6	2.5
86 Team	209	5	-2
Los Colecos	208	4	-1
Eppin' Outs	205	3	1
Van Gogh's Earache	201	2	-1.5
Gunboats	110	1	0

Team	K-BB	Pts	Dif
Wittgensteins Bunnies	182	15	0
springfield isotopes	167	14	0
jbou Team	160	13	0.5
Van Gogh's Earache	150	12	-0.5
hippo's sour mash	149	11	0
Crackhouse Gang	142	10	1
Phoenix Pivovari	131	9	-1
Eppin' Outs	121	8	4
Rockport Rassafrass	113	7	2
86 Team	110	6	-1
Los Colecos	107	5	2
Cardbirds	106	3.5	-4.5
Depo Dodgers	106	3.5	-2.5
Nomar's Broken Heart	89	2	0
Gunboats	50	1	0

Team	Kd9	Pts	Dif
springfield isotopes	7.96	15	0
86 Team	7.61	14	0
Crackhouse Gang	7.57	13	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	7.08	12	0
jbou Team	6.92	11	3
Los Colecos	6.91	10	0
Van Gogh's Earache	6.88	9	-2
hippo's sour mash	6.78	8	-1
Rockport Rassafrass	6.45	7	1
Cardbirds	6.32	6	-1
Eppin' Outs	6.29	5	3
Gunboats	6.23	4	1
Phoenix Pivovari	6.19	3	-1
Nomar's Broken Heart	6.00	2	-3
Depo Dodgers	5.63	1	0

Team	S	Pts	Dif
Gunboats	58	15	0
Van Gogh's Earache	41	14	0
Nomar's Broken Heart	23	13	0
jbou Team	18	11.5	-0.5
86 Team	18	11.5	0.5
Rockport Rassafrass	17	10	0
springfield isotopes	15	8.5	0
Depo Dodgers	15	8.5	0
hippo's sour mash	14	7	0
Eppin' Outs	11	6	0
Crackhouse Gang	9	5	0
Wittgensteins Bunnies	6	3.5	1
Cardbirds	6	3.5	-0.5
Phoenix Pivovari	3	2	-0.5
Los Colecos	2	1	0

Team	W	Pts	Dif
jbou Team	24	14.5	-0.5
Rockport Rassafrass	24	14.5	2.5
Phoenix Pivovari	23	13	1
Wittgensteins Bunnies	22	11.5	-2.5
Depo Dodgers	22	11.5	-0.5
Crackhouse Gang	19	9.5	1
Cardbirds	19	9.5	1
hippo's sour mash	18	8	-0.5
86 Team	16	7	-1.5
Nomar's Broken Heart	15	5.5	2
Van Gogh's Earache	15	5.5	-0.5
Eppin' Outs	14	3.5	0
Los Colecos	14	3.5	-1.5
springfield isotopes	13	2	0
Gunboats	7	1	0

Team	WHIP	Pts	Dif
jbou Team	1.125	15	0
Van Gogh's Earache	1.236	14	0
86 Team	1.245	13	0
springfield isotopes	1.271	12	2
hippo's sour mash	1.304	11	-1
Eppin' Outs	1.309	10	2
Rockport Rassafrass	1.318	9	-2
Crackhouse Gang	1.320	8	1
Wittgensteins Bunnies	1.333	7	2
Depo Dodgers	1.362	6	-3
Cardbirds	1.383	5	-1
Gunboats	1.409	4	0
Phoenix Pivovari	1.450	3	1
Nomar's Broken Heart	1.464	2	1
Los Colecos	1.465	1	-2

posted by corpse at 08:03 AM on May 21

I've had homebrew equipment sitting my closet for the last 6 months. I should do something with it.

posted by corpse at 08:00 AM on May 20

New leader! now to distance myself.

posted by corpse at 08:01 AM on May 19

I think i'm going to hold off the trades for now, I may deal for another closer in the future, but my team keeps going up up up, and I don't want to mess with a good thing. 2nd place now!

posted by corpse at 09:12 AM on May 18

Thank you Mr. Sheets, thank you.

posted by corpse at 09:51 AM on May 17

The top two is the same this week with jbou leading jersey once again. The big story is that I have taken a firm grip on the third position and will surely be at the top this time next week. Hopefully my acquisition of Freddy Garcia will help my ERA and WHIP and make my entire pitching staff unstoppable (with the exception of my dinky closers). High Riser(s): Trox's Crackhouse Gang and jasonspaceman's Depo Dodgers both gained 15.5 points this week. Falling Fast: yerfatma's Eppin' Outs lose 19.5 points to the field.

posted by corpse at 08:40 AM on May 14